Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: gaza on May 13, 2006, 10:17:42 am
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Isnt it time we as w/c had a list of put downs for moaning customers like comidians have for hecklers?
I WILL START IT OFF:a women was moaning the new wfp left her wooden sills wet,and she would have to wipe them down.
To which I replied, everytime it rains do you take you windows in with you washing
with a smart alex look on her face she payed up and shut up ;D
1 nil to w/c ;)
GAZA
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COME ON YOU BUNCH OF COMICS ;)
GAZA
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I had a woman the other night, she said a few people were not happy with my windowcleaning, when i pointed out she was the only one who copmlained she tried to say that i was also charging her more than everybody else. I realised then that she was only complaining because she had a few drinks, i then pointed out that since she wasnt happy she should look elsewhere for a windowcleaner. She then rather sheepishly paid her money and said she now knows she needs me more than i need her and hoped i would carry on with her. Of course i will as long as she know whose the boss !
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. . . . I had a woman the other night !!
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JohnL
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I don't agree with putting our valued customers down. After all, we are only window cleaners and should jolly well know our place ;D
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I don't agree with putting our valued customers down. After all, we are only window cleaners and should jolly well know our place ;D
Absolutely right! My seven year old daughter climbs up and sweeps their chimneys while I clean their windows - all part of the service! (In fact one customer gave her an orange for Xmas last year - spoiled brat!)
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Had a cheque through the post this week with a note reading
"If i leave a cloth out, will you wipe the water of my cills, thanks"
Dont know if she was being sarcastic or meant it!!!!!! :D
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Had a cheque through the post this week with a note reading
"If i leave a cloth out, will you wipe the water of my cills, thanks"
Dont know if she was being sarcastic or meant it!!!!!! :D
Ouch!
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OK - Only to be used if they have an invalid, completely fatuous request, observation etc.
Window Cleaner: - "Excuse me madam, have you got a face-mirror in your handbag?"
(Ex) Customer may say "Yes" or "No" to this, it doesn't matter.
Window Cleaner:- "Oh good!" or "That's a shame" "cuz I wanted to check my forehead and see if somone had written "Stupid" on it."
(note to Tosh:- this works better on the ladies unless you want to lose another pair of front teeth ;D)
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I don't agree with putting our valued customers down. After all, we are only window cleaners and should jolly well know our place ;D
ONLY :o. ONLY WINDOW CLEANERS, speak for youself, >:(
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Once while cleaning the windows on a bungalow the old boy said " not much of a job is it ". I replied "on the contrary i get to meet people with your intelligence".
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(I read this on this site; can't remember the originator).
Customer: 'That was quick' (referring to the time taken to clean the windows).
Window Cleaner: 'Your windows are clean. It's not a fair-ground-ride at Alton Towers you know'.
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I've only said this to an elderly, but fussy customer, and she just grinned and replied, 'Yes', in an extremely patronising manner!
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DID YOU DO MY BACK ? ANSWER NO! BUT IF YOU GET IN THE BATH I WILL LATHER IT FOR YOU ;)
GAZA
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when my customers say , make sure you get in the corners i reply that i charge extra for the corners
gary