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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on October 30, 2015, 06:47:30 am

Title: Ahhh, Glasshopper
Post by: Dave Willis on October 30, 2015, 06:47:30 am

Confuscious say ............wtf?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Glasshopper-complete-internal-window-and-cladding-cleaning-system-/262114389511

I guess it vacuums the water off the glass? Should be easy enough to diy.

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: Shane sharples on October 30, 2015, 06:54:33 am

Strange when they put

'  Pure water is simply tap water with all minerals removed, so pure water can be left to dry without leaving any marks on the surface - no squeegee required'

But then advertise

Then the operator simply flips the Glasshopper around and uses the powerful vacuum squeegee to leave the surface perfectly clean and dry with no water run off or drips'
??

So...you don't need a squeegee but you've got to flip it round and squeegee the water off! Lol  ;D

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: paulben on October 30, 2015, 06:55:33 am

No need to make one Karcher do one called window vac put it on pole and away you go

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: Dave Willis on October 30, 2015, 06:56:39 am

Be a bit cheaper to use a Karcher vac on a pole I would have thought?

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: paulben on October 30, 2015, 06:59:02 am

only by a few hundred £ but can you get the same streaky finish  ;D

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: Darranvps on October 30, 2015, 07:06:36 am

I would love to see what you innovators can come up with.

All you do is mock other peoples efforts.

Which tells me a lot about you so called window cleaning businessmen

Chumps springs to mind

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: paulben on October 30, 2015, 07:10:27 am

If you don't like it on here you know what you can do I would say it my self but I would get banned

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: 8weekly on October 30, 2015, 07:17:48 am

Quote from: Rhinoman on October 30, 2015, 07:06:36 am

I would love to see what you innovators can come up with.

All you do is mock other peoples efforts.

Which tells me a lot about you so called window cleaning businessmen

Chumps springs to mind

That's a bit rich coming from someone who posts humiliating videos of a barely coherent 18 year old low pay employee.

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: Dave Willis on October 30, 2015, 07:21:02 am

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Confucius

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: paulben on October 30, 2015, 07:26:52 am

so is he wise or stupid

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: Dave Willis on October 30, 2015, 07:30:49 am

Superior   ;D

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: paulben on October 30, 2015, 07:32:49 am

To what a slug

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: ChumBucket on October 30, 2015, 08:21:15 am

Quote from: Rhinoman on October 30, 2015, 07:06:36 am

I would love to see what you innovators can come up with.

All you do is mock other peoples efforts.

Which tells me a lot about you so called window cleaning businessmen

Chumps springs to mind

Buffoon!!  ::)roll

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: dazmond on October 30, 2015, 08:53:57 am

theres a 400L TROLLEY SYSTEM with unger poles on ebay for over 5grand!!!

purefast trolley system its called

now that must be heavy to lug around ;D

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: chris turner on October 30, 2015, 08:58:16 am

Here's one for you Dave..
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/301769974961?_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649&_mwBanner=1

Looks like you have competition kempy ;D

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: Dave Willis on October 30, 2015, 09:46:25 am

Man who go to bed with problem in hand wake up with solution on chest.                                                                         
 Rhinoman 2015

Title: Re: Ahhh Glasshopper
Post by: Dave Willis on October 30, 2015, 12:08:22 pm

Quote from: chris turner on October 30, 2015, 08:58:16 am

Here's one for you Dave..
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/301769974961?_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649&_mwBanner=1

Looks like you have competition kempy ;D

Thanks for that. I'm going to bring this up at he next FROFF flip chart seminar. We need to protect the gullible. Haven't seen SeanK for a while - has he been working in his laboratory?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/add-sparkle/m.html?item=301769974961&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562

Title: Re: Ahhh, Glasshopper
Post by: Phil J on November 01, 2015, 09:35:31 pm

Pile of sh*te....