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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: jo5hm4n on October 25, 2015, 08:16:57 pm
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When i'm reading the comments on this forum i can't help but laugh most of the time. Most of you guys post sarcastic remarks to virtually every thread on here, even if it's a serious one. Is there something im missing or do window cleaners just act more sarcastic then most people. probably due to the fact they need something to cheer them up when it's cold and dark outside eh.
I'm not having a go btw, i just find it funny how many of you on here reply to serious started threads with totally sarcastic slightly unhelpful replies!
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And your point is.....? ;D
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And your point is.....? ;D
I'm waiting ;D :D ;D?
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Tomorrow is just another Monday. Another 8 hours of sitting in front of a screen typing and reading pointless crap.
I can't wait til it's over, and I can get home and spend the evening on Facebook.
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And do the same on Tuesday :D
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Tomorrow is just another Monday. Another 8 hours of sitting in front of a screen typing and reading pointless crap.
I can't wait til it's over, and I can get home and spend the evening on Facebook.
Rain forecast?
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Wibble 😉
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When i'm reading the comments on this forum i can't help but laugh most of the time. Most of you guys post sarcastic remarks to virtually every thread on here, even if it's a serious one. Is there something im missing or do window cleaners just act more sarcastic then most people. probably due to the fact they need something to cheer them up when it's cold and dark outside eh.
I'm not having a go btw, i just find it funny how many of you on here reply to serious started threads with totally sarcastic slightly unhelpful replies!
I could not agree more
Sometimes it might just be meant as friendly banter or just being downright rude. ;D
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When i'm reading the comments on this forum i can't help but laugh most of the time. Most of you guys post sarcastic remarks to virtually every thread on here, even if it's a serious one. Is there something im missing or do window cleaners just act more sarcastic then most people. probably due to the fact they need something to cheer them up when it's cold and dark outside eh.
I'm not having a go btw, i just find it funny how many of you on here reply to serious started threads with totally sarcastic slightly unhelpful replies!
Than
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You've got a point. Probably explains why many have moved off to other forums! ;D
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Its called banter mate breaking down boundries having a laugh mastering the art of conversation if you engaged on this forum a little more you might learn something :P ;D ;D ;D
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I guess i've never seen a forum where so many people are having banter all the time.
Most forums people are way more serious on topic threads. Just wanted some input from people on here, glad i'm not the only one to see it!
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Some don`t have anything wise to add due to having no brain. So banter is the best they can do.
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Quantum theory is the theoretical basis of modern physics that explains the nature and behavior of matter and energy on the atomic and subatomic level. The nature and behavior of matter and energy at that level is sometimes referred to as quantum physics and quantum mechanics.
In 1900, physicist Max Planck presented his quantum theory to the German Physical Society. Planck had sought to discover the reason that radiation from a glowing body changes in color from red, to orange, and, finally, to blue as its temperature rises. He found that by making the assumption that energy existed in individual units in the same way that matter does, rather than just as a constant electromagnetic wave - as had been formerly assumed - and was therefore quantifiable, he could find the answer to his question. The existence of these units became the first assumption of quantum theory.
Planck wrote a mathematical equation involving a figure to represent these individual units of energy, which he called quanta. The equation explained the phenomenon very well; Planck found that at certain discrete temperature levels (exact multiples of a basic minimum value), energy from a glowing body will occupy different areas of the color spectrum. Planck assumed there was a theory yet to emerge from the discovery of quanta, but, in fact, their very existence implied a completely new and fundamental understanding of the laws of nature. Planck won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his theory in 1918, but developments by various scientists over a thirty-year period all contributed to the modern understanding of quantum theory.
The Development of Quantum Theory
•In 1900, Planck made the assumption that energy was made of individual units, or quanta.
•In 1905, Albert Einstein theorized that not just the energy, but the radiation itself was quantized in the same manner.
•In 1924, Louis de Broglie proposed that there is no fundamental difference in the makeup and behavior of energy and matter; on the atomic and subatomic level either may behave as if made of either particles or waves. This theory became known as the principle of wave-particle duality: elementary particles of both energy and matter behave, depending on the conditions, like either particles or waves.
•In 1927, Werner Heisenberg proposed that precise, simultaneous measurement of two complementary values - such as the position and momentum of a subatomic particle - is impossible. Contrary to the principles of classical physics, their simultaneous measurement is inescapably flawed; the more precisely one value is measured, the more flawed will be the measurement of the other value. This theory became known as the uncertainty principle, which prompted Albert Einstein's famous comment, "God does not play dice."
The Copenhagen Interpretation and the Many-Worlds Theory
The two major interpretations of quantum theory's implications for the nature of reality are the Copenhagen interpretation and the many-worlds theory. Niels Bohr proposed the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum theory, which asserts that a particle is whatever it is measured to be (for example, a wave or a particle), but that it cannot be assumed to have specific properties, or even to exist, until it is measured. In short, Bohr was saying that objective reality does not exist. This translates to a principle called superposition that claims that while we do not know what the state of any object is, it is actually in all possible states simultaneously, as long as we don't look to check.
To illustrate this theory, we can use the famous and somewhat cruel analogy of Schrodinger's Cat. First, we have a living cat and place it in a thick lead box. At this stage, there is no question that the cat is alive. We then throw in a vial of cyanide and seal the box. We do not know if the cat is alive or if the cyanide capsule has broken and the cat has died. Since we do not know, the cat is both dead and alive, according to quantum law - in a superposition of states. It is only when we break open the box and see what condition the cat is that the superposition is lost, and the cat must be either alive or dead.
The second interpretation of quantum theory is the many-worlds (or multiverse theory. It holds that as soon as a potential exists for any object to be in any state, the universe of that object transmutes into a series of parallel universes equal to the number of possible states in which that the object can exist, with each universe containing a unique single possible state of that object. Furthermore, there is a mechanism for interaction between these universes that somehow permits all states to be accessible in some way and for all possible states to be affected in some manner. Stephen Hawking and the late Richard Feynman are among the scientists who have expressed a preference for the many-worlds theory.
Quantum Theory's Influence
Although scientists throughout the past century have balked at the implications of quantum theory - Planck and Einstein among them - the theory's principles have repeatedly been supported by experimentation, even when the scientists were trying to disprove them. Quantum theory and Einstein's theory of relativity form the basis for modern physics. The principles of quantum physics are being applied in an increasing number of areas, including quantum optics, quantum chemistry, quantum computing, and quantum cryptography.
Are you with me thus far?.. init ;D
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Why don't you go back to being Smurf. You were a lot funnier.
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Quantum theory is the theoretical basis of modern physics that explains the nature and behavior of matter and energy on the atomic and subatomic level. The nature and behavior of matter and energy at that level is sometimes referred to as quantum physics and quantum mechanics.
In 1900, physicist Max Planck presented his quantum theory to the German Physical Society. Planck had sought to discover the reason that radiation from a glowing body changes in color from red, to orange, and, finally, to blue as its temperature rises. He found that by making the assumption that energy existed in individual units in the same way that matter does, rather than just as a constant electromagnetic wave - as had been formerly assumed - and was therefore quantifiable, he could find the answer to his question. The existence of these units became the first assumption of quantum theory.
Planck wrote a mathematical equation involving a figure to represent these individual units of energy, which he called quanta. The equation explained the phenomenon very well; Planck found that at certain discrete temperature levels (exact multiples of a basic minimum value), energy from a glowing body will occupy different areas of the color spectrum. Planck assumed there was a theory yet to emerge from the discovery of quanta, but, in fact, their very existence implied a completely new and fundamental understanding of the laws of nature. Planck won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his theory in 1918, but developments by various scientists over a thirty-year period all contributed to the modern understanding of quantum theory.
The Development of Quantum Theory
•In 1900, Planck made the assumption that energy was made of individual units, or quanta.
•In 1905, Albert Einstein theorized that not just the energy, but the radiation itself was quantized in the same manner.
•In 1924, Louis de Broglie proposed that there is no fundamental difference in the makeup and behavior of energy and matter; on the atomic and subatomic level either may behave as if made of either particles or waves. This theory became known as the principle of wave-particle duality: elementary particles of both energy and matter behave, depending on the conditions, like either particles or waves.
•In 1927, Werner Heisenberg proposed that precise, simultaneous measurement of two complementary values - such as the position and momentum of a subatomic particle - is impossible. Contrary to the principles of classical physics, their simultaneous measurement is inescapably flawed; the more precisely one value is measured, the more flawed will be the measurement of the other value. This theory became known as the uncertainty principle, which prompted Albert Einstein's famous comment, "God does not play dice."
The Copenhagen Interpretation and the Many-Worlds Theory
The two major interpretations of quantum theory's implications for the nature of reality are the Copenhagen interpretation and the many-worlds theory. Niels Bohr proposed the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum theory, which asserts that a particle is whatever it is measured to be (for example, a wave or a particle), but that it cannot be assumed to have specific properties, or even to exist, until it is measured. In short, Bohr was saying that objective reality does not exist. This translates to a principle called superposition that claims that while we do not know what the state of any object is, it is actually in all possible states simultaneously, as long as we don't look to check.
To illustrate this theory, we can use the famous and somewhat cruel analogy of Schrodinger's Cat. First, we have a living cat and place it in a thick lead box. At this stage, there is no question that the cat is alive. We then throw in a vial of cyanide and seal the box. We do not know if the cat is alive or if the cyanide capsule has broken and the cat has died. Since we do not know, the cat is both dead and alive, according to quantum law - in a superposition of states. It is only when we break open the box and see what condition the cat is that the superposition is lost, and the cat must be either alive or dead.
The second interpretation of quantum theory is the many-worlds (or multiverse theory. It holds that as soon as a potential exists for any object to be in any state, the universe of that object transmutes into a series of parallel universes equal to the number of possible states in which that the object can exist, with each universe containing a unique single possible state of that object. Furthermore, there is a mechanism for interaction between these universes that somehow permits all states to be accessible in some way and for all possible states to be affected in some manner. Stephen Hawking and the late Richard Feynman are among the scientists who have expressed a preference for the many-worlds theory.
Quantum Theory's Influence
Although scientists throughout the past century have balked at the implications of quantum theory - Planck and Einstein among them - the theory's principles have repeatedly been supported by experimentation, even when the scientists were trying to disprove them. Quantum theory and Einstein's theory of relativity form the basis for modern physics. The principles of quantum physics are being applied in an increasing number of areas, including quantum optics, quantum chemistry, quantum computing, and quantum cryptography.
Are you with me thus far?.. init ;D
To many paragraph breaks. :D
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Its called the internet lol. We're all mainly here out of boredom, rarely get a bit of good advice/help and its sometimes funny to read about how some people constantly bang on about how 'successful' they are Haha
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Quantum theory is the theoretical basis of modern physics that explains the nature and behavior of matter and energy on the atomic and subatomic level. The nature and behavior of matter and energy at that level is sometimes referred to as quantum physics and quantum mechanics.
In 1900, physicist Max Planck presented his quantum theory to the German Physical Society. Planck had sought to discover the reason that radiation from a glowing body changes in color from red, to orange, and, finally, to blue as its temperature rises. He found that by making the assumption that energy existed in individual units in the same way that matter does, rather than just as a constant electromagnetic wave - as had been formerly assumed - and was therefore quantifiable, he could find the answer to his question. The existence of these units became the first assumption of quantum theory.
Planck wrote a mathematical equation involving a figure to represent these individual units of energy, which he called quanta. The equation explained the phenomenon very well; Planck found that at certain discrete temperature levels (exact multiples of a basic minimum value), energy from a glowing body will occupy different areas of the color spectrum. Planck assumed there was a theory yet to emerge from the discovery of quanta, but, in fact, their very existence implied a completely new and fundamental understanding of the laws of nature. Planck won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his theory in 1918, but developments by various scientists over a thirty-year period all contributed to the modern understanding of quantum theory.
The Development of Quantum Theory
•In 1900, Planck made the assumption that energy was made of individual units, or quanta.
•In 1905, Albert Einstein theorized that not just the energy, but the radiation itself was quantized in the same manner.
•In 1924, Louis de Broglie proposed that there is no fundamental difference in the makeup and behavior of energy and matter; on the atomic and subatomic level either may behave as if made of either particles or waves. This theory became known as the principle of wave-particle duality: elementary particles of both energy and matter behave, depending on the conditions, like either particles or waves.
•In 1927, Werner Heisenberg proposed that precise, simultaneous measurement of two complementary values - such as the position and momentum of a subatomic particle - is impossible. Contrary to the principles of classical physics, their simultaneous measurement is inescapably flawed; the more precisely one value is measured, the more flawed will be the measurement of the other value. This theory became known as the uncertainty principle, which prompted Albert Einstein's famous comment, "God does not play dice."
The Copenhagen Interpretation and the Many-Worlds Theory
The two major interpretations of quantum theory's implications for the nature of reality are the Copenhagen interpretation and the many-worlds theory. Niels Bohr proposed the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum theory, which asserts that a particle is whatever it is measured to be (for example, a wave or a particle), but that it cannot be assumed to have specific properties, or even to exist, until it is measured. In short, Bohr was saying that objective reality does not exist. This translates to a principle called superposition that claims that while we do not know what the state of any object is, it is actually in all possible states simultaneously, as long as we don't look to check.
To illustrate this theory, we can use the famous and somewhat cruel analogy of Schrodinger's Cat. First, we have a living cat and place it in a thick lead box. At this stage, there is no question that the cat is alive. We then throw in a vial of cyanide and seal the box. We do not know if the cat is alive or if the cyanide capsule has broken and the cat has died. Since we do not know, the cat is both dead and alive, according to quantum law - in a superposition of states. It is only when we break open the box and see what condition the cat is that the superposition is lost, and the cat must be either alive or dead.
The second interpretation of quantum theory is the many-worlds (or multiverse theory. It holds that as soon as a potential exists for any object to be in any state, the universe of that object transmutes into a series of parallel universes equal to the number of possible states in which that the object can exist, with each universe containing a unique single possible state of that object. Furthermore, there is a mechanism for interaction between these universes that somehow permits all states to be accessible in some way and for all possible states to be affected in some manner. Stephen Hawking and the late Richard Feynman are among the scientists who have expressed a preference for the many-worlds theory.
Quantum Theory's Influence
Although scientists throughout the past century have balked at the implications of quantum theory - Planck and Einstein among them - the theory's principles have repeatedly been supported by experimentation, even when the scientists were trying to disprove them. Quantum theory and Einstein's theory of relativity form the basis for modern physics. The principles of quantum physics are being applied in an increasing number of areas, including quantum optics, quantum chemistry, quantum computing, and quantum cryptography.
Are you with me thus far?.. init ;D
If this your attempt at intelligent life. Well done you know how to cut and paste. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Its called the internet lol. We're all mainly here out of boredom, rarely get a bit of good advice/help and its sometimes funny to read about how some people constantly bang on about how 'successful' they are Haha
Been to New York this year? Haha
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Most wfp stuff has been mentioned to death on here that there aint any real good issues ever brought up anymore, lot of trolls on here surfing and bringing up posts. I use to come on a lot now I just come on when I'm bored or just want a laugh at all the slanging that's ere
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Quantum theory is the theoretical basis of modern physics that explains the nature and behavior of matter and energy on the atomic and subatomic level. The nature and behavior of matter and energy at that level is sometimes referred to as quantum physics and quantum mechanics.
In 1900, physicist Max Planck presented his quantum theory to the German Physical Society. Planck had sought to discover the reason that radiation from a glowing body changes in color from red, to orange, and, finally, to blue as its temperature rises. He found that by making the assumption that energy existed in individual units in the same way that matter does, rather than just as a constant electromagnetic wave - as had been formerly assumed - and was therefore quantifiable, he could find the answer to his question. The existence of these units became the first assumption of quantum theory.
Planck wrote a mathematical equation involving a figure to represent these individual units of energy, which he called quanta. The equation explained the phenomenon very well; Planck found that at certain discrete temperature levels (exact multiples of a basic minimum value), energy from a glowing body will occupy different areas of the color spectrum. Planck assumed there was a theory yet to emerge from the discovery of quanta, but, in fact, their very existence implied a completely new and fundamental understanding of the laws of nature. Planck won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his theory in 1918, but developments by various scientists over a thirty-year period all contributed to the modern understanding of quantum theory.
The Development of Quantum Theory
•In 1900, Planck made the assumption that energy was made of individual units, or quanta.
•In 1905, Albert Einstein theorized that not just the energy, but the radiation itself was quantized in the same manner.
•In 1924, Louis de Broglie proposed that there is no fundamental difference in the makeup and behavior of energy and matter; on the atomic and subatomic level either may behave as if made of either particles or waves. This theory became known as the principle of wave-particle duality: elementary particles of both energy and matter behave, depending on the conditions, like either particles or waves.
•In 1927, Werner Heisenberg proposed that precise, simultaneous measurement of two complementary values - such as the position and momentum of a subatomic particle - is impossible. Contrary to the principles of classical physics, their simultaneous measurement is inescapably flawed; the more precisely one value is measured, the more flawed will be the measurement of the other value. This theory became known as the uncertainty principle, which prompted Albert Einstein's famous comment, "God does not play dice."
The Copenhagen Interpretation and the Many-Worlds Theory
The two major interpretations of quantum theory's implications for the nature of reality are the Copenhagen interpretation and the many-worlds theory. Niels Bohr proposed the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum theory, which asserts that a particle is whatever it is measured to be (for example, a wave or a particle), but that it cannot be assumed to have specific properties, or even to exist, until it is measured. In short, Bohr was saying that objective reality does not exist. This translates to a principle called superposition that claims that while we do not know what the state of any object is, it is actually in all possible states simultaneously, as long as we don't look to check.
To illustrate this theory, we can use the famous and somewhat cruel analogy of Schrodinger's Cat. First, we have a living cat and place it in a thick lead box. At this stage, there is no question that the cat is alive. We then throw in a vial of cyanide and seal the box. We do not know if the cat is alive or if the cyanide capsule has broken and the cat has died. Since we do not know, the cat is both dead and alive, according to quantum law - in a superposition of states. It is only when we break open the box and see what condition the cat is that the superposition is lost, and the cat must be either alive or dead.
The second interpretation of quantum theory is the many-worlds (or multiverse theory. It holds that as soon as a potential exists for any object to be in any state, the universe of that object transmutes into a series of parallel universes equal to the number of possible states in which that the object can exist, with each universe containing a unique single possible state of that object. Furthermore, there is a mechanism for interaction between these universes that somehow permits all states to be accessible in some way and for all possible states to be affected in some manner. Stephen Hawking and the late Richard Feynman are among the scientists who have expressed a preference for the many-worlds theory.
Quantum Theory's Influence
Although scientists throughout the past century have balked at the implications of quantum theory - Planck and Einstein among them - the theory's principles have repeatedly been supported by experimentation, even when the scientists were trying to disprove them. Quantum theory and Einstein's theory of relativity form the basis for modern physics. The principles of quantum physics are being applied in an increasing number of areas, including quantum optics, quantum chemistry, quantum computing, and quantum cryptography.
Are you with me thus far?.. init ;D
If this your attempt at intelligent life. Well done you know how to cut and paste. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Wibble
Yes, How can I help ?
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Its called the internet lol. We're all mainly here out of boredom, rarely get a bit of good advice/help and its sometimes funny to read about how some people constantly bang on about how 'successful' they are Haha
Been to New York this year? Haha
I've missed the joke here or you have got the wrong person, lol
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Its called the internet lol. We're all mainly here out of boredom, rarely get a bit of good advice/help and its sometimes funny to read about how some people constantly bang on about how 'successful' they are Haha
Been to New York this year? Haha
I've missed the joke here or you have got the wrong person, lol
Didn't you and Jakey go for a romantic weekend? ;D
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Its called the internet lol. We're all mainly here out of boredom, rarely get a bit of good advice/help and its sometimes funny to read about how some people constantly bang on about how 'successful' they are Haha
Been to New York this year? Haha
I've missed the joke here or you have got the wrong person, lol
Didn't you and Jakey go for a romantic weekend? ;D
Haha no he went to new York at the same time I went to Greece and I think we both got slated for being wannabe billionaires ::)roll I think his Mrs must of finished him off because he's dissapeared since lol
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If you think place is bad you should see the Facebook groups. What a bunch of dunderheads. Why is it that some people feel a need to prove how stupid/idiotic/socially inept they are?
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If you think place is bad you should see the Facebook groups. What a bunch of dunderheads. Why is it that some people feel a need to prove how stupid/idiotic/socially inept they are?
+1 well some seem to be and the swearing that goes on has a lot to be desired too. ::)roll
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Yes, exactly. I wonder if the sparky, chippy and brickie forums are as liberally scattered with ignorance as the window cleaning ones.
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Could well be but probably not
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Think it's slowly getting better and back to advising persons again from our own experiences and mistakes .
I never knew about Gardiner pole systems until I came on here .
So I'm grateful if that.
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I think boredom sets in on any forum and once that happens people start getting silly.
Still I've not been banned from this one yet ;D
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The new aqua -adaptor will be discussed well on here and will bring some good posts
Be a great product this
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I think boredom sets in on any forum and once that happens people start getting silly.
Still I've not been banned from this one yet ;D
You will soon enough. ;D
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I think boredom sets in on any forum and once that happens people start getting silly.
Still I've not been banned from this one yet ;D
You will soon enough. ;D
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I did notice one of the threads I posted on was locked for some strange reason as I only asked if grippamax was related to alex.
Reason being if you have watched any of their vids they appear to resemble each other, have the same mannerisms and even speak similar. It was just an observation and I was not trying to wind anyone up honest admin. ::)roll
Our was it locked for another reason?