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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm

Title: Am I a real window cleaner ?
Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm: Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:28:34 pm: Oh and I ride around in a van all day long pretending I'm a window cleaner ffs ;D
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Post by: Don Kee on September 08, 2015, 07:32:34 pm: Fake
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:32:58 pm: ;D
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:34:43 pm: Anymore?
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Post by: DaveG on September 08, 2015, 07:38:54 pm: Definitely fake, I reckon you're really a striker for West Ham but you pretend to be a window cleaner because it's less embarrassing ;)
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:40:23 pm: Quote from: DaveG on September 08, 2015, 07:38:54 pm
Definitely fake, I reckon you're really a striker for West Ham but you pretend to be a window cleaner because it's less embarrassing ;)

;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:05:24 pm: Actually I'm not technically a window cleaner as I hate window cleaning with a passion but still can trad a window and wave a stick and splash water about even though I'm retired I've still not lost the nack ;D
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Post by: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:23:28 pm: They don't have glass windows in your mushroom houses do they smurf?
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:24:36 pm: Quote from: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:23:28 pm
They don't have glass windows in your mushroom houses do they smurf?

;D
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Post by: Bungle on September 08, 2015, 08:25:29 pm: Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm
Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D

Is there another window cleaning forum. I wasn't aware of that.
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Post by: stan stansfield on September 08, 2015, 08:27:02 pm: woman once asked me if i was real window cleaner
she didnt want some numpty with a brush on a stick cleaning her windows
i got the job
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Post by: stan stansfield on September 08, 2015, 08:28:14 pm: thats cool if you put k n o b. numpty comes up
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Post by: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:28:36 pm: Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:05:24 pm
Actually I'm not technically a window cleaner as I hate window cleaning with a passion but still can trad a window and wave a stick and splash water about even though I'm retired I've still not lost the nack ;D

Have you properly retired now then or still keeping your hand in?
Title: Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:29:08 pm: Quote from: Bungle on September 08, 2015, 08:25:29 pm
Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm
Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D

Is there another window cleaning forum. I wasn't aware of that.

Believe it or not there is more than one as I can think of at least 5 off the top of my head
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:33:17 pm: Quote from: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:28:36 pm
Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:05:24 pm
Actually I'm not technically a window cleaner as I hate window cleaning with a passion but still can trad a window and wave a stick and splash water about even though I'm retired I've still not lost the nack ;D

Have you properly retired now then or still keeping your hand in?

Yes I'm fully retired now dave until I get pestered to do a bit mostly from the wife.
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Post by: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:36:07 pm: So now you don't have to get out of bed for those 3 or 4 hours a day lol
Enjoy it bud you earned it
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:36:17 pm: Quote from: stan... on September 08, 2015, 08:27:02 pm
woman once asked me if i was real window cleaner
she didnt want some numpty with a brush on a stick cleaning her windows
i got the job

Nice one Stan ;D
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Post by: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:37:04 pm: Quote from: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:36:07 pm
So now you don't have to get out of bed for those 3 or 4 hours a day lol
Enjoy it bud you earned it

Thanks ;D
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Post by: gavinb on September 10, 2015, 05:30:18 pm: Just got to wait for him to croak it now lol
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Post by: richard groves on September 10, 2015, 08:40:30 pm: Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm
Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D
I don't know I've never met you
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Post by: Ian Lancaster on September 11, 2015, 05:37:45 pm: Everyone on here is fake except me. You are all figments of my imagination. I dreamed up every numpty name and I write all the posts. There aren't any other window cleaners. I am the only one in the world. You can't reply to this because you don't exist. Every post that comes after this is just me letting my imagination run wild. The whole world is mad except me and my wife, and even she's....................................
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Post by: Smurf on September 12, 2015, 06:23:03 am: Quote from: Ian Lancaster on September 11, 2015, 05:37:45 pm
Everyone on here is fake except me. You are all figments of my imagination. I dreamed up every numpty name and I write all the posts. There aren't any other window cleaners. I am the only one in the world. You can't reply to this because you don't exist. Every post that comes after this is just me letting my imagination run wild. The whole world is mad except me and my wife, and even she's....................................

;D ;D ;D
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Post by: robbo333 on September 12, 2015, 10:16:46 am: Wish my wife was fake ;D
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Post by: SeanK on September 12, 2015, 10:51:36 am: If he spent less time partying in Amsterdam and more time cleaning windows then maybe more would believe him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ9K6gQzVd0
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Post by: Smurf on September 12, 2015, 01:01:12 pm: Quote from: SeanK on September 12, 2015, 10:51:36 am
If he spent less time partying in Amsterdam and more time cleaning windows then maybe more would believe him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ9K6gQzVd0

That brings back memories ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Og on September 15, 2015, 05:35:41 pm: The smurf boar jake saga goes on........
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Post by: koopmaster on September 17, 2015, 03:58:23 pm: you still looking at the other side smurf :)

I had the same thought the other day, am I really a windy or just a man who moves his pole back and forth.
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Post by: Smurf on September 17, 2015, 04:04:02 pm: Quote from: koopmaster on September 17, 2015, 03:58:23 pm
you still looking at the other side smurf :)

I had the same thought the other day, am I really a windy or just a man who moves his pole back and forth.

How's it going bud?...stick waggling is a skill too you know ;D
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Post by: oldman on September 18, 2015, 06:32:18 am: Quote from: koopmaster on September 17, 2015, 03:58:23 pm
you still looking at the other side smurf :)

Yes he is.