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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Amazin on August 18, 2015, 02:44:02 pm

Title: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Amazin on August 18, 2015, 02:44:02 pm
What if we pay for an universal key which can open any door at any house? I think they cost about £100-£150 each. If you're in an area like me where all houses are pretty much terraced then it will save you lot of hussle. Do you think this can work?
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Ian101 on August 18, 2015, 03:04:53 pm
ru on drugs / drunk ?
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: AuRavelling79 on August 18, 2015, 04:27:59 pm
ru on drugs / drunk ?

This is a key question.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 04:48:02 pm
Only if you want to get arrested for attempted burglary ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: kempy on August 18, 2015, 04:50:56 pm
Is it April 1st !!!!
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Ian Lancaster on August 18, 2015, 04:57:39 pm
I think it's called a battering ram, usually wielded by burly men in dark blue uniforms who use it then rush into the building shouting "POLICE - STAND STILL" ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 05:05:25 pm
I think it's called a battering ram, usually wielded by burly men in dark blue uniforms who use it then rush into the building shouting "POLICE - STAND STILL" ;D

Then they find out they got the wrong house  ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Ian101 on August 18, 2015, 05:42:58 pm
I think it's called a battering ram, usually wielded by burly men in dark blue uniforms who use it then rush into the building shouting "POLICE - STAND STILL" ;D

be glad its not the good ol USA they just shoot you
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Tom White on August 18, 2015, 05:48:17 pm
What if we pay for an universal key which can open any door at any house? I think they cost about £100-£150 each. If you're in an area like me where all houses are pretty much terraced then it will save you lot of hussle. Do you think this can work?

This is the window cleaning forum, mate, not the burglary forum (though an easy mistake to make sometimes).

hth
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 05:50:09 pm
I think it's called a battering ram, usually wielded by burly men in dark blue uniforms who use it then rush into the building shouting "POLICE - STAND STILL" ;D

be glad its not the good ol USA they just shoot you

That if the rottweilers don't chew them to bits first  ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: andyM on August 18, 2015, 05:52:16 pm
Makes you wonder why Locksmiths bother if a "universal key" will unlock any door at any house.  ::)roll
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 05:53:13 pm
What if we pay for an universal key which can open any door at any house? I think they cost about £100-£150 each. If you're in an area like me where all houses are pretty much terraced then it will save you lot of hussle. Do you think this can work?

This is the window cleaning forum, mate, not the burglary forum (though an easy mistake to make sometimes).

hth

The mind boggles as to why someone would want such a thing toss  ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 05:58:08 pm
Makes you wonder why Locksmiths bother if a "universal key" will unlock any door at any house.  ::)roll

Is it a key though?...This so say key works on every door methinks?  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuEejU_2c0A
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: M & C Window Cleaning on August 18, 2015, 06:03:42 pm
I have an old style garden gate / shed lock key that gets me in so many of my customers gardens it's hilarious. Had a customer fit a new lock to their gate just last week. She said 'you won't be able to get in any more unless we're here.' I said 'can I try this key?' It fitted and she was dumbfounded. They've known me for years so weren't too worried that I could get in but we're a bit shocked that their new lock was so easily opened.
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Ian101 on August 18, 2015, 06:06:34 pm
maybe the op is thinking of a firemans key which they use to manually open electronic entrance doors at apartment blocks .... so ive heard
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 06:08:29 pm
I have an old style garden gate / shed lock key that gets me in so many of my customers gardens it's hilarious. Had a customer fit a new lock to their gate just last week. She said 'you won't be able to get in any more unless we're here.' I said 'can I try this key?' It fitted and she was dumbfounded. They've known me for years so weren't too worried that I could get in but we're a bit shocked that their new lock was so easily opened.

That reminds me of my old berlingo van as you could open any door with any key you wanted as the locks where knackered ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 06:16:21 pm
I just don't get why a cleaner would you want to get into someone’s house covertly without the owners permission…
Sounds very odd to me  ???
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: robbo333 on August 18, 2015, 06:19:58 pm
I want one of those jet packs that James Bond had  ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Smurf on August 18, 2015, 06:27:30 pm
I want one of those jet packs that James Bond had  ;D

Now you're talking  ;D
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: George P on August 18, 2015, 06:37:34 pm
is it one of the multi lock keys?
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: rosskesava on August 19, 2015, 12:27:37 am
be glad its not the good ol USA they just shoot you

Only if you're black.
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Klean07 on August 19, 2015, 09:57:26 am
I use a bank card to get into some blocks of flats that I clean. Works for me.
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: AuRavelling79 on August 19, 2015, 01:16:19 pm
I use a bank card to get into some blocks of flats that I clean. Works for me.

They charge you to get in????
Title: Re: I've got an idea which might solve the access issue
Post by: Klean07 on August 19, 2015, 02:13:06 pm
I use a bank card to get into some blocks of flats that I clean. Works for me.

They charge you to get in????
No silly! I use it as a tool just like they do in the movies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yMsdMLejl4