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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: samson on August 03, 2015, 11:14:08 am

Title: Got the runs !
Post by: samson on August 03, 2015, 11:14:08 am
Normally I can work through most illnesses, but not today  ???
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Post by: slap bash on August 03, 2015, 11:16:49 am
Thanks for sharing. How is your sex life at the moment have  you got rid of that illness as well.
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Post by: Positivity on August 03, 2015, 11:21:03 am
Wouldn't let that stop me working you never heard of Pampers!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: samson on August 03, 2015, 11:51:11 am
Wouldn't let that stop me working you never heard of Pampers!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Never thought of adult nappies !
What is the biggest size they do ?
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Post by: samson on August 03, 2015, 11:58:23 am
Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork  ;D
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Post by: paulben on August 03, 2015, 04:18:46 pm
best advice stop eating pickled eggs and baked beans
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Post by: paulben on August 03, 2015, 04:19:35 pm
try digestive biscuits supposed to soak it up a bit
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 04:22:48 pm
Manpants works for me  ;D
Best not to work when you have the runs though.
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Post by: tonycarr on August 03, 2015, 04:48:03 pm
eat plenty of nuts....go outside....and pebbledash ya wall  ;D

tony
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 04:53:05 pm
eat plenty of nuts....go outside....and pebbledash ya wall  ;D

tony

 ;D
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 04:54:11 pm
Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork  ;D

Try not to fart ;D
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Post by: Dave Willis on August 03, 2015, 04:55:30 pm
I thought you were Englands top batsman  ???
Title: Re: Got the runs !
Post by: samson on August 03, 2015, 05:15:07 pm
Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork  ;D

Try not to fart ;D
Apparently if you do trump with the runs, the technical term is a " shart "  ;D
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 05:21:53 pm
Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork  ;D

Try not to fart ;D
Apparently if you do trump with the runs, the technical term is a " shart "  ;D

Also known as follow through which is not nice as even manpants will not suffice the liquid deluge as it starts to tickly down yer legs ;D
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 05:27:07 pm
This is known as the shart walk and I bet we all have done this walk too
I know I have  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmNnlas2unE
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Post by: Don Kee on August 03, 2015, 05:37:48 pm
I remember once in my old van, i had bubble guts whilst collecting

Got to the first house, knocked on and felt a rumble...

Didnt wait for the door to answer, ran back to the van and figured 'drive home, i can make it'...

I feel sorry for the poor sod that bought the van off me, he wouldn't want to forensically check the drivers seat  :-\
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 05:39:26 pm
Don't you just luv y0utub  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9CKLQPFQ_g

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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 05:40:08 pm
I remember once in my old van, i had bubble guts whilst collecting

Got to the first house, knocked on and felt a rumble...

Didnt wait for the door to answer, ran back to the van and figured 'drive home, i can make it'...

I feel sorry for the poor sod that bought the van off me, he wouldn't want to forensically check the drivers seat  :-\

 ;D
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 05:42:44 pm
It's funny how we can all say we can make it but hardly ever do. ;D
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 05:53:24 pm
The girl in the Jacuzzi with her friends is a classic but you can find that one yourselves  ;D
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Post by: samson on August 03, 2015, 07:27:46 pm
I was starting to feel better till I saw the above . . . . I am scarred for life now  ;D
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Post by: Smurf on August 03, 2015, 09:14:05 pm
I was starting to feel better till I saw the above . . . . I am scarred for life now  ;D
   ;D
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Post by: samson on August 04, 2015, 06:25:21 am
All dried up now, and ready to kick some butt . . . . . got a mountain of gutter cleans, and a couple of drive cleans . . . oh and some window cleaning .          New lad is starting this week delivering our flyers, so will be interesting to see how he does  ;D
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Post by: Smurf on August 04, 2015, 10:06:54 am
All dried up now, and ready to kick some butt . . . . . got a mountain of gutter cleans, and a couple of drive cleans . . . oh and some window cleaning .          New lad is starting this week delivering our flyers, so will be interesting to see how he does  ;D

Glad to hear it as I know from experience having the runs is not nice especially if one sharts themselves ;D
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Post by: Matt. on August 04, 2015, 10:15:12 am
I could deal with the runs............
I have sciatica which kicks off every now an then ..... Over the weekend it propa kicked off an a 5 min job is taking me an hour, getting in an out the van is near impossible !!
Been doctors this morn an I will be high as a kite by dinner time !!!!
Ibuprofen 600mg
Naproxen 500mg
Co codamol 500mg
Diazepam 10mg

Oh am sore as a donkey today !!!

I was hoping he would say 2 x 5ml of vision 4 times a day would get me goin again !!!
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Post by: samson on August 04, 2015, 10:54:24 am
I could deal with the runs............
I have sciatica which kicks off every now an then ..... Over the weekend it propa kicked off an a 5 min job is taking me an hour, getting in an out the van is near impossible !!
Been doctors this morn an I will be high as a kite by dinner time !!!!
Ibuprofen 600mg
Naproxen 500mg
Co codamol 500mg
Diazepam 10mg

Oh am sore as a donkey today !!!

I was hoping he would say 2 x 5ml of vision 4 times a day would get me goin again !!!
I really feel for you mate, my wife suffers the same, and she has been on morphine !   She has had those injections in the back too, but only allowed three  ::)roll    Anyway had some seepage so back at home changing my underpants  ;D
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Post by: Matt. on August 04, 2015, 11:38:17 am
Haha a little slip hey !!  ;D

Cortisone injections I no, and max of 3 ..... They are plastic pellets into the bottom of the back, I opted against for now and have had traction an bits, but wen it kicks off it's bad..... Feels like electric shocks through my bum and into my legs, causing the whole of the bottom of me back to tighten up .... I even struggle to wipe my back side   :-X

Am just keen to get as many of these tablets down me neck that's safe to do so ........ Jobs need doing
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Post by: SeanK on August 04, 2015, 11:52:36 am
I could deal with the runs............
I have sciatica which kicks off every now an then ..... Over the weekend it propa kicked off an a 5 min job is taking me an hour, getting in an out the van is near impossible !!
Been doctors this morn an I will be high as a kite by dinner time !!!!
Ibuprofen 600mg
Naproxen 500mg
Co codamol 500mg
Diazepam 10mg

Oh am sore as a donkey today !!!

I was hoping he would say 2 x 5ml of vision 4 times a day would get me goin again !!!

My god the lining of your stomach must be raw, that stuff is hard on the gut.
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Post by: samson on August 04, 2015, 11:52:47 am
Wife was on tramadol, but they bunged her up, she has thought about surgery but there is a risk of ending up in a wheelchair.
Told her she is no use to me in a wheelchair  ;D
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Post by: SeanK on August 04, 2015, 11:57:02 am
Wife was on tramadol, but they bunged her up, she has thought about surgery but there is a risk of ending up in a wheelchair.
Told her she is no use to me in a wheelchair  ;D

Why not just put a 25ltr barrel under her chair wheel her to the glass and let her scrub away while you get the next barrel
ready.
There you go a self cleaning trolley system. ;D
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Post by: Matt. on August 04, 2015, 12:21:39 pm
It's trapped nerves or a slight movement in the bottom of ya back can kick it off, ibuprofen 600 do help I just got to get them round my system the rest are pain killers that I can still drive with. Anything above that and ya can't drive......
The doc offered me a morphine injection but am hoping to be back working in next hour or so, don't really like taking the co codamol, they make me constipated - ( which may help sort Samson out this afternoon )  ;D but bung me up later on. And them diazepam ...... Last time the window kept moving when I was trying to clean it ........ So am not happy about them but hey oh just get rid of this pain.
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Post by: samson on August 04, 2015, 01:04:53 pm
My wife had the morphine patches, but she didn't like them as they made her feel spaced out !     I know a lad who is riddled with arhtritis who works every day with morphine patches  :o
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Post by: Matt. on August 04, 2015, 02:09:35 pm
If ya can get past the start an get used to the morphine in ya system the patches are great for pain relieve, I do a lot of driving an even with the crap I take I feel light headed
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Post by: samson on August 04, 2015, 02:35:03 pm
my wife's doctor is brilliant, she is a specialist in pain relief  and has written a book.  She says if you are an emotional person you feel pain on a much higher level !
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Post by: samson on August 04, 2015, 02:36:45 pm
Biggest problem with pain is you cannot convey to another person the pain you are feeling.  Sometimes I have to be quite discerning with my wife's pain as she tries to hide it cos she doesn't like to cause a fuss.
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Post by: Smurf on August 04, 2015, 11:03:39 pm
Women are defo the stronger sex when it comes to pain.




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Post by: samson on August 05, 2015, 03:01:48 am
Women are defo the stronger sex when it comes to pain.
Well after living with me for all these years she must have  ;D
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Post by: Matt. on August 05, 2015, 03:05:41 am
Had to run my day late, so Just finished. Quick shower and start at 4 ........ My arse is still sore but the worst of the pain has gone
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Post by: samson on August 05, 2015, 07:14:52 am
Do you have a good Doctor matt, I know it can make a massive difference to have someone who is on our side ?