Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: robbo333 on June 18, 2015, 07:18:59 pm
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...custy phoned me tonight and she asked when I was due to go round again. (second clean)
I told her Monday and she said she would like to be in when I come.
Oh why is that I ask.
She said she doesn't want me to leave the gate open because her TORTOISE WILL GET OUT! (seriously)
Now I don't know what anyone else thinks about that but my only thought was
'how bloody slow must I be at wfp that her tortoise will whizz past me and make a dash for the gate!'
I need another look at that wfp video. ;D
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She's afraid of you peeing on it when its hidden among her roses.
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you will be surprised how quick a tortoise is, I have one on my round that almost runs across the garden to attack my boots.
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you will be surprised how quick a tortoise is, I have one on my round that almost runs across the garden to attack my boots.
some tortoises are wickedly fast and they can bite!
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you will be surprised how quick a tortoise is, I have one on my round that almost runs across the garden to attack my boots.
I've one customer whose tortoise makes a dash for the pole hose and it's surprising how quick they can move compared to the speed they normally go at.
When I first did the place I ignored the tortoise going for the pole hose. It managed to bite right or rather 'gum' right through it.
Now I take a foot or so of old pole hose and give it to the tortoise straight away and it goes for it like a good 'un. The only problem is when I don't know where it is in the garden and suddenly realise a few minutes later it's chomping at the hose I'm using.
I never realised how expensive they are to buy and that the supplier is supposed to check out that you're going to look after it properly.
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My daughters got one - used to be very shy but he's really come out of his shell lately.
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Well they have been known to outrun a Hare.
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It sounds like I had better keep my eye out for this bad boy! I mean chomping on me 'ose! ;D
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you will be surprised how quick a tortoise is, I have one on my round that almost runs across the garden to attack my boots.
I've one customer whose tortoise makes a dash for the pole hose and it's surprising how quick they can move compared to the speed they normally go at.
When I first did the place I ignored the tortoise going for the pole hose. It managed to bite right or rather 'gum' right through it.
Now I take a foot or so of old pole hose and give it to the tortoise straight away and it goes for it like a good 'un. The only problem is when I don't know where it is in the garden and suddenly realise a few minutes later it's chomping at the hose I'm using.
I never realised how expensive they are to buy and that the supplier is supposed to check out that you're going to look after it properly.
Tortoise or hose?
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we had someone on our books who w a tortoise sanctuary she used to have 8-10 in th back garden dotted all over the place one was nearly a 100 yr old i think
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we had someone on our books who w a tortoise sanctuary she used to have 8-10 in th back garden dotted all over the place one was nearly a 100 yr old i think
A tortoise sanctuary? I wonder how many shell out to support that sort of charity?