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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: windowswashed on June 10, 2015, 09:38:57 pm

Title: Dippy customers
Post by: windowswashed on June 10, 2015, 09:38:57 pm
One of my customers asked if I could call around her friend's house to give a quote as she had just moved into a new property.  I called around once I'd finished work this afternoon. I rang the door bell and waited, She came to the door, opened it slightly and poked her head outside to talk to me. Two minutes later still chatting she remarks, 'poop I haven't got any clothes on' I could see she hadn't as the front door had two panes of clear glass, she shrieked and I laughed, then she ran inside to get dressed, then came back out again.  Gave her a price and frequency, she was happy so I took her details and left. Should be interesting cleaning her windows!
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: Martin-Swinscoe on June 10, 2015, 09:40:50 pm
Any Pubes ??????????????????
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: Rich Wilts on June 10, 2015, 09:47:39 pm
If you used Vision that wouldn't have happened.
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on June 10, 2015, 11:59:02 pm
Is she a hot "mom"?  ::)roll
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: Plankton on June 11, 2015, 12:31:06 am
If you used Vision that wouldn't have happened.
Can Vision be used with back doors as well  :o
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: Plankton on June 11, 2015, 12:34:59 am
I bet with Vision you could have slipped in her back door without her noticing. :)
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Post by: robbo333 on June 11, 2015, 08:17:47 am
Cougar!
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: duncan h on June 11, 2015, 05:04:42 pm
I bet with Vision you could have slipped in her back door without her noticing. :)
:)
Why don't I get those customers.
Once when I was a Milk Man. Watched a women get dressed. It was winter and dark. Her curtains were fully opened and on a main rd. He noticed us 3 (2 teens) looking at her. Next day cancelled :)
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: NWH on June 11, 2015, 07:11:23 pm
It wasn't 1 of cum buckets oh I mean chum buckets custies was it lol
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: NWH on June 11, 2015, 07:19:53 pm
You should have said you look like you need doing inside luv lol
Title: Re: Dippy customers
Post by: Rich Wilts on June 11, 2015, 10:39:27 pm
If you used Vision that wouldn't have happened.
Can Vision be used with back doors as well  :o

When you say back door, do you really mean the marmite motorway?

If you do, of course it can be used for 'back doors'. It'll be squeaky clean for sure ;)