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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Darranvps on May 05, 2015, 07:15:20 pm

Title: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 05, 2015, 07:15:20 pm
Our accountants are in London
 I can recommend them to you - they save me £1000s in taxes each year and I would not have got this far without them.

They have a lot of experience working with window cleaning companies

And guess what? Here they are on Video! ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKt2veUuYaQ[url] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKt2veUuYaQ[url)[/url]
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Bungle on May 05, 2015, 07:16:53 pm
😴
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Rich Wilts on May 05, 2015, 07:29:04 pm
lol

He's having a laugh guys.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 05, 2015, 07:32:29 pm
No I am not

He is the very best accountant I ever had

I met him on a course a few years back.

He's just nervous in front of the camera - I went to London last week to film him

He knows every legal trick in the book to save me Tax and always plans forward so we understand what we should be doing.
Full managed accounts prepared every 3 months - he's not the cheapest but so far he's the best.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: capn sparkle on May 05, 2015, 07:47:11 pm
Oh dear!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Rich Wilts on May 05, 2015, 08:32:51 pm
I meant you're having a laugh at the expense of the guys on here, who moan at you're uploading vids to YouTube ;)
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: G Griffin on May 05, 2015, 09:12:22 pm
He's gorgeous. I'd love to snog him.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 05, 2015, 09:24:49 pm
He visited us on Saturday here in Ashford Kent
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 06, 2015, 06:44:19 am
Which accountants do you all use and why?
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Small but perfectley formed on May 06, 2015, 07:41:57 am
what are your annual costs roughly and how much does he save you?
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Clever Forum Name on May 06, 2015, 08:29:20 am
I would never trust a man who doesn't seem to blink.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 06, 2015, 11:35:34 am
We trust him to give us sound advice
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Clever Forum Name on May 06, 2015, 12:16:20 pm
Sound advice?

Did he tell you to stop using the meerkat voice over then? As that wasnt good sound advice.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 06, 2015, 01:23:42 pm
Sound advice?

Did he tell you to stop using the meerkat voice over then? As that wasnt good sound advice.

can't see a problem with the Meerkat Voice - do voice overs have to be in English?
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Clever Forum Name on May 06, 2015, 01:31:29 pm
Sound advice?

Did he tell you to stop using the meerkat voice over then? As that wasnt good sound advice.

can't see a problem with the Meerkat Voice - do voice overs have to be in English?

The Meerkat voice made the video human, not some posh model voice over man.

See where i am coming from?
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 06, 2015, 01:43:01 pm
Sound advice?

Did he tell you to stop using the meerkat voice over then? As that wasnt good sound advice.

can't see a problem with the Meerkat Voice - do voice overs have to be in English?

The Meerkat voice made the video human, not some posh model voice over man.

See where i am coming from?

Finally I do - perhaps I should listen to you more  ;D
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: G Griffin on May 06, 2015, 02:29:19 pm
So, giving a meerkat a voice, humanises a meerkat.
Then a human with a meerkat voice makes something more human.
I think I'm getting it.
Simples.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 06, 2015, 05:54:23 pm
You are watching too much Corrie  ;)
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: 8weekly on May 06, 2015, 06:42:22 pm
You are watching too much Corrie  ;)
Someone is, but it isn't Griff.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 07, 2015, 06:32:19 am
Compare the Meerkat lol
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 07, 2015, 09:35:43 am
are any of your accountants on video
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Dave Willis on May 07, 2015, 04:46:03 pm
I'd like to know what you're on  :o
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: ChumBucket on May 07, 2015, 04:51:51 pm
I'd like to know what you're on  :o

A big fat dose of utter boredom I can only imagine!!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: PoleKing on May 07, 2015, 05:42:04 pm
I'd like to know what you're on  :o

A big fat dose of utter boredom I can only imagine!!

And narcissism for pudding.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Dave Willis on May 07, 2015, 05:54:44 pm
The after dinner speech is all about Megalomania apparently.  ;D
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 07, 2015, 07:38:14 pm
Did any of you chumps vote  ;D
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Don Kee on May 07, 2015, 08:01:39 pm
Did any of you chumps vote  ;D


Couldn't find the Purple Rhino box, so just closed my eyes and hoped for the best...
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Dave Willis on May 07, 2015, 08:04:47 pm
I voted for a coalition - Nigel Milliband and David Farage - apparently they are sending all the Bulgarians back.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 08, 2015, 02:44:32 pm
I voted for a coalition - Nigel Milliband and David Farage - apparently they are sending all the Bulgarians back.

Well I guess you didn't get what you wanted.
You know what they say - if you back/join the losers club
You will always be a loser!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 08, 2015, 08:18:41 pm
Become a winner
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 09, 2015, 09:55:34 am
Come on show us your accountants!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 10, 2015, 07:55:13 am
Your all too shy!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: CleanClear on May 10, 2015, 08:18:44 am
Our accountants are in London
 I can recommend them to you - they save me £1000s in taxes each year and I would not have got this far without them.

They have a lot of experience working with window cleaning companies

And guess what? Here they are on Video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKt2veUuYaQ[url]]]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKt2veUuYaQ[url] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKt2veUuYaQ[url=http://)[/url]

Are they really based in London , or are they based in India and outsourcing using a London address and the convinience of "the cloud" ? Could be cheaper to directly outsource accountancy to India rather than go through an expensive  Chancery Lane, London Office. There's lots of information about outsourcing accountacy on the many business forums.  And the good thing about using "the cloud" is that it has no geographical boundaries.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 10, 2015, 08:31:35 am
No these are in Chancery Lane

Mostly they come and visit us - usually once every 3 months to do the management meeting - so not too bad.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: CleanClear on May 10, 2015, 08:37:22 am
No these are in Chancery Lane

Mostly they come and visit us - usually once every 3 months to do the management meeting - so not too bad.

Would that meeting discuss things like your SEO campaign and marketting for them ?
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: jimiwindows on May 10, 2015, 09:02:16 am
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1431244890_dreamstime_8050068.jpg)


my accountant
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: G Griffin on May 10, 2015, 10:00:27 am
Did any of you chumps vote  ;D
No.
I can't spell 'x'  :-[.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 10, 2015, 12:25:49 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1431244890_dreamstime_8050068.jpg)


my accountant

Nice accountant ;D
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Walter Mitty on May 10, 2015, 05:22:36 pm
No need for me to have anything too fancy with accounts.  I'm just a sole trader earning a very good wage from it.  If I ever wanted to expand more and things got complicated, I'm sure mine would deal with it adequately.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 11, 2015, 07:04:40 pm
Good point
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 12, 2015, 07:18:46 pm
Do you want my accountants details
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: G Griffin on May 12, 2015, 07:27:33 pm
Do you want my accountants details
Inside leg?
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 13, 2015, 05:26:45 am
short!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 15, 2015, 12:16:14 pm
but from Harrods!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: CleanClear on May 15, 2015, 10:06:58 pm
but from Harrods!

Do you think if you keep your thread higher up in position it keeps its google ranking higher, than say if you let it slide a few pages down? I think it would have the same ranking even if it slid down. But for some reason in the middle of the day you got excited and posted..............."but from Harrods! ". You're a piece of work i'll give you that. Its a wonder they havn't charged you yet for advertising.
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: Darranvps on May 17, 2015, 05:49:41 am
Errrrr NO

Why do you charge £9 per hour for office cleaning?

I know you are in Liverpool - but that is a Joke price surely?

We used to charge £15 plus consumables back in 1992 - in Bradford

Stop wrecking the business you muppet!
Title: Re: Our Accountants in London - on Video
Post by: CleanClear on May 18, 2015, 11:35:02 am
Errrrr NO

Why do you charge £9 per hour for office cleaning?

I know you are in Liverpool - but that is a Joke price surely?

We used to charge £15 plus consumables back in 1992 - in Bradford

Stop wrecking the business you muppet!

Wrong Clean and Clear bud !!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I aint smart enough to run a business, i just work for myself.

So they aint charging you to advertise your accountant in London, the Cloud based accountants that need to come for quarterly management meetings ? Thats cool.

Just like Harrods !!!