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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Darranvps on March 04, 2015, 06:24:14 pm

Title: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 04, 2015, 06:24:14 pm
We are going to be landscape gardeners
What do you think of this amazing video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDUyU0DK6OY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDUyU0DK6OY)
Enough of this cleaning mlarky
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: PoleKing on March 04, 2015, 06:34:47 pm
How's my voucher comin' on?
Still saving up for it? ;D
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Walter Mitty on March 04, 2015, 06:36:36 pm
Green side up!
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 04, 2015, 06:40:54 pm
How's my voucher comin' on?
Still saving up for it? ;D
Yeah once we do some gardens we will get on to it  ;D
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Michael Peterson on March 04, 2015, 06:56:27 pm
hahaha I love the scrim and the bra on the washing line
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: chris turner on March 04, 2015, 07:27:07 pm
hahaha I love the scrim and the bra on the washing line

What's even more funny is he's actually offering landscape gardening on his website and this video is a genuine promotional video made by a guy who sounds like he's talking whilst holding his nose 👃.
Judging by the scrim on the washing line I'm guessing that's his own garden. Top quality garden that from the 'company that has landscaped more gardens then any other landscape gardeners in the Bradford area' ( actual quote from his website)
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 04, 2015, 07:41:07 pm
We will landscape the garden soon and then show another great video  ;D

Cleaning is tiresome - I thought I would hang up the scrim and do something else.

I have cut the grass a few times and thought digging would be fun and I might make some money from it?
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Clever Forum Name on March 04, 2015, 08:52:36 pm
why not visit www.BradfordLandscapeGardenersBradford-GardeningLandscapeGardenLandscapeBradfordGardening.co.uk
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Clever Forum Name on March 04, 2015, 09:02:43 pm
hahaha I love the scrim and the bra on the washing line

What's even more funny is he's actually offering landscape gardening on his website and this video is a genuine promotional video made by a guy who sounds like he's talking whilst holding his nose 👃.
Judging by the scrim on the washing line I'm guessing that's his own garden. Top quality garden that from the 'company that has landscaped more gardens then any other landscape gardeners in the Bradford area' ( actual quote from his website)

OMG! I thought it was an actual wind up lol. Why would you do that. 71 views and all from window cleaners on here LMAO.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: capn sparkle on March 04, 2015, 09:04:15 pm
I really, really, really hope this is a joke!!!  :o :o :o

Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 05, 2015, 06:20:49 am
No Joke

I am sure if I can cut the grass into stripes - and I will succeed if I keep trying - this would make for a great business.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Walter Mitty on March 05, 2015, 07:06:04 am
You could start with Bradford City's pitch; it's a quagmire.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 05, 2015, 07:33:36 am
I don't know why all window cleaners don't go into grass cutting - it's easy and you all have 100s of ready made customers and are on site - so easy to make more money for the price of a Flymo from B&Q
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: dazmond on March 05, 2015, 08:38:54 am
I don't know why all window cleaners don't go into grass cutting - it's easy and you all have 100s of ready made customers and are on site - so easy to make more money for the price of a Flymo from B&Q

surely you are joking right?

i make a very comfortable living cleaning windows and f/s/g/conny roofs and solar panel add ons using existing equipment.

why would i want to cut grass as well? ::)roll

you d need a petrol mower and probably a trailer hooked up to your van.sod that! ;D

i used to do landscape gardening and garden maintenance for a company many years ago.cleaning is easier and less messy! ;D
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Michael Peterson on March 05, 2015, 10:58:27 am
He's joking
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Clever Forum Name on March 05, 2015, 11:45:56 am
Seems legit to me.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: slap bash on March 05, 2015, 02:37:58 pm
The pic is no advert to you trying to promote landscaping its just grass and its not even framed right and the chaps says "call" but spells "could" all you are proving nothing, it must be wind up.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: slap bash on March 05, 2015, 02:43:01 pm
And stay out of videos your poope at it. Rather sell vision. At least its worked.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 05, 2015, 03:25:38 pm
I have made a better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQ8zGG2NDw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQ8zGG2NDw)

Hope you like it better
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Bungle on March 05, 2015, 03:37:42 pm
I have made a better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQ8zGG2NDw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQ8zGG2NDw)

Hope you like it better

A video of a tree and seagulls squawking in the background  ;D book me in in  :D
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 05, 2015, 03:47:12 pm
I have made a better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQ8zGG2NDw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQ8zGG2NDw)

Hope you like it better

A video of a tree and seagulls squawking in the background  ;D book me in in  :D

Certainly we need to practice - we just bought a new electric flymo
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: slap bash on March 05, 2015, 05:20:00 pm
Electric Flymo must be the worst mower on the market. Petrol is the only way ahead.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: robbo333 on March 05, 2015, 05:27:05 pm
Absolutely love it!  ;D
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Don Kee on March 05, 2015, 05:33:31 pm
No wonder so many people on here throw a huff, no one has a sense of humour!!


Hippoman, for once...good wind up  ;D
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 06, 2015, 07:13:58 am
No wonder so many people on here throw a huff, no one has a sense of humour!!


Hippoman, for once...good wind up  ;D

I have no idea why nobody likes the idea of an electric Flymo - you just plug into the customers electric power supply - why use petrol - it will cost more to buy and more to run ???
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Clever Forum Name on March 06, 2015, 07:24:53 am
No wonder so many people on here throw a huff, no one has a sense of humour!!


Hippoman, for once...good wind up  ;D

I think the issue is his "joke" video is the same quality as his "real" videos. How are we to know they are just a wind up.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 06, 2015, 08:06:48 am
No wonder so many people on here throw a huff, no one has a sense of humour!!


Hippoman, for once...good wind up  ;D

I think the issue is his "joke" video is the same quality as his "real" videos. How are we to know they are just a wind up.

OK I will get some made up by a Pro - watch this space!
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Stoots on March 06, 2015, 10:01:06 am
Thought about landscaping, only i have hayfever, grass makes me itch.
My bro works as a gardener for the council and has his own rotiavator, mower, strimmers etc and tractor licence....hmmmmmmm landcaping you say
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 06, 2015, 11:12:42 am
Thought about landscaping, only i have hayfever, grass makes me itch.
My bro works as a gardener for the council and has his own rotiavator, mower, strimmers etc and tractor licence....hmmmmmmm landcaping you say
We are just starting with a Flymo - keep it simple!
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Clever Forum Name on March 06, 2015, 11:20:07 am
No wonder so many people on here throw a huff, no one has a sense of humour!!


Hippoman, for once...good wind up  ;D

I think the issue is his "joke" video is the same quality as his "real" videos. How are we to know they are just a wind up.

OK I will get some made up by a Pro - watch this space!

Given me a fantastic idea. Thank you.
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Bungle on March 06, 2015, 02:25:07 pm
No wonder so many people on here throw a huff, no one has a sense of humour!!


Hippoman, for once...good wind up  ;D

I think the issue is his "joke" video is the same quality as his "real" videos. How are we to know they are just a wind up.

OK I will get some made up by a Pro - watch this space!

Given me a fantastic idea. Thank you.

Ooh tell us what it is 23
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Clever Forum Name on March 06, 2015, 02:28:03 pm
No wonder so many people on here throw a huff, no one has a sense of humour!!


Hippoman, for once...good wind up  ;D

I think the issue is his "joke" video is the same quality as his "real" videos. How are we to know they are just a wind up.

OK I will get some made up by a Pro - watch this space!

Given me a fantastic idea. Thank you.

Ooh tell us what it is 23

It will be a video.

Can never tell if you are completely taking the p or interested. 

I think you are from another forum. WCF

Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 08, 2015, 06:14:41 pm
We are changing our minds back to what we do best!

See what we are about by visiting us at The Cleaning Show Excel 10th - 12th March Stand G23
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: PoleKing on March 08, 2015, 07:07:20 pm
We are changing our minds back to what we do best!

See what we are about by visiting us at The Cleaning Show Excel 10th - 12th March Stand G23

Making crap videos. ;D
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: Darranvps on March 09, 2015, 06:45:48 am
We are changing our minds back to what we do best!

See what we are about by visiting us at The Cleaning Show Excel 10th - 12th March Stand G23

Making crap videos. ;D

Well we will make at least 150 videos during the show
Title: Re: We are changing our services
Post by: PoleKing on March 09, 2015, 07:02:51 pm
We are changing our minds back to what we do best!

See what we are about by visiting us at The Cleaning Show Excel 10th - 12th March Stand G23

Making crap videos. ;D

Well we will make at least 150 videos during the show

Will Olaf or Sergei be narrating?  ;D