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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Ian101 on December 18, 2014, 06:25:52 pm

Title: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Ian101 on December 18, 2014, 06:25:52 pm
Me and my mate Bob Plumb ( photo shows Bob proudly modelling the 1st production model off the line) have been working on this for the last 2 years in our spare time. Its a bull poo detector especially made for us windies ... we were going to call it Vision2015 but that name has recently been taken by a rival lab for another type of product .... he who hesitates and all that  ::)roll .... so now stuck for a new name  :'(

Its next years must have piece of equipment - no window cleaner should leave home without it ....  

its great for detecting messers ... slow payers ... non payers ... Christmas only cleans ... and every other type of BS that us windies have to put up with.

The model shown is the standard model which retails at £699 however if we can get Alex Gardiner on board we plan to have a carbon fibre version available at £999.

Some bloke from Manchester called Dazmond has already pre ordered a carbon fibre model so long as it has a Gardiners sticker on it ... something about not being able to sleep if he don't have the Gardiners full catalogue.







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Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Bay View WCS on December 18, 2014, 06:34:17 pm
Do you have an Exceed version with a detachable power lead?
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Ste b on December 18, 2014, 06:34:43 pm
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Ian101 on December 18, 2014, 06:37:26 pm
Do you have an Exceed version with a detachable power lead?

yup that power lead you can see will be gone in the next model upgrade ... unit will be powered by sunshine however will still offer the power lead model for those of us that live in Scotland or Wales
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: David Kent @ KentKleen on December 18, 2014, 06:37:47 pm
Is the beard an optional extra? If so does it have to be ginger or can you order a 'carbon' look weave?
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Ian101 on December 18, 2014, 06:40:55 pm
Is the beard an optional extra? If so does it have to be ginger or can you order a 'carbon' look weave?

Yep the beard will be in the Luxury model for an extra £2.50 .... still waiting to hear back from Alex for costing's for the carbon fibre weave  :)
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: David Kent @ KentKleen on December 18, 2014, 06:42:46 pm
Think these new pole holders from china will be the must have!! Daz can have all those extremes to hand!
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Ian101 on December 18, 2014, 06:44:47 pm
oh nearly forgot you can also have the added "Flounce u like" chip inserted for an extra £200 ,,, only so much extra as Mr Gold demanded his royalty fee ... we did try to negotiate but have you ever tried negotiating with someone who continuously flounces off  ::)roll ::)roll
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 18, 2014, 07:24:08 pm
Wear that anywhere near this forum and it would explode!
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Frankybadboy on December 18, 2014, 07:38:13 pm
sh-it tricker ;D
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Ian101 on December 18, 2014, 10:15:12 pm
Wear that anywhere near this forum and it would explode!

 ;D
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Smurf on December 18, 2014, 11:05:57 pm
I made a DIY version for next to nothing ;D
http://www.therpf.com/f9/vince-clortho-key-master-colander-177342/
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Ian101 on December 19, 2014, 07:35:02 am
I made a DIY version for next to nothing ;D
http://www.therpf.com/f9/vince-clortho-key-master-colander-177342/

 :( :( That's a Chinese copy and not the real thing !!!

Our scientists have spent ages (all of a Friday afternoon) finding the correct mix of electrical components - don't know what they are though.
Title: Re: New piece of equipment to rival latest WFP additives - 2015 must have !!
Post by: Richard ham on December 19, 2014, 09:01:51 am
The gardiner sticker bit got me laughing. I wonder if i could put a gardiner sticker on the world and call it gardeners world!.