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Title: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 04:38:57 pm
I know I shouldn't advertise on here but hey ho!
This morning I have been testing a brand new upvc cleaning product called Froff.
I reckon it's shaved at least 50% of a full gutter clean! The amazing thing is one teaspoon will probably do a whole street. We found that a small squirt to the head (the brush) achieved amazing results. Add some pure afterwards and simply Froff up the gutter. I have been so impressed with Froff that I have decided to sell the product exclusively on CIU and only to CIU members. This product is the first in a long line of windowcleaning derived products we intend to sell in the future.
All I can say is that the main ingredient has been sourced from the Amazon and we will be blending it with several surficants. At the moment it gives off a pleasant smell of fish which most operatives seem to like.
Don't be Hasti though Froff won't be for sale on Ebay only on this forum.
The bottling plant is under construction and should be finished by Boxing Day with the bulk of production around April 1st 2015 when we should be turning over thousands. Blending machine is on order from Kitchen Aid.
Here is an early example from our first production run - anyone wanting a bottle of Froff can contact me - prices are expected to be astronomical in line with earning potential.





(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1418747848_Froff.jpg)
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Soupy on December 16, 2014, 04:41:38 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: ChumBucket on December 16, 2014, 04:44:37 pm
Would the source for this product be Amazon.co.uk or Amazon.com?
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Ian101 on December 16, 2014, 04:46:57 pm
whats FROFF stand for ?

Flipping
Rip Off ??
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 16, 2014, 04:49:41 pm
Put me down for some of that action!

I've never heard of "surfIcants" before but they sound great!  ;D


Ps.........too much time on your hands Dave.  8)
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 04:55:33 pm
Would the source for this product be Amazon.co.uk or Amazon.com?

I'm sorry I can't reveal my sauces.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: tlwcs on December 16, 2014, 04:56:51 pm
whats FROFF stand for ?

Flipping
Rip Off ??

F00k right off?
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Smurf on December 16, 2014, 05:05:25 pm
I had froff running out of me van today as I forgot I was filling me tank as you do. Mind you the inside of me van smelt nice for a change.

If you haven't tried vision yet don't knock it until you do. ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: andyM on December 16, 2014, 05:21:46 pm
Does it smell of Oranges?  ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 05:23:18 pm
Fishy
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Smurf on December 16, 2014, 05:26:23 pm
No I think you are thinking of something else  ;D

Fishy
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Smurf on December 16, 2014, 05:26:50 pm
Yes how did you guess?  ;D

Does it smell of Oranges?  ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Pj on December 16, 2014, 05:27:00 pm
We've been experimenting with a similar product for some months now.  I may have to rethink the name as we were going to call it Throth as we are quite posh round here.
You can wash your hair with it too, and on a Saturday night we get together and have a few bottles of the stuff, cleans the teef too.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Smurf on December 16, 2014, 05:31:14 pm
Go on then do enlighten us what " Throth" means?   ;D

We've been experimenting with a similar product for some months now.  I may have to rethink the name as we were going to call it Throth as we are quite posh round here.
You can wash your hair with it too, and on a Saturday night we get together and have a few bottles of the stuff, cleans the teef too.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 05:35:05 pm
Lots of other products in the pipeline : there's the 'orbital rip off squeegee'- basically a swivelling squeegee with a microfibre pad attached by velcro that you can rip off when not needed.
From Italy we are going to produce the'Ettori Coppi' bucket on a belt - still in the early stages as most operatives aren't keen on an orange bucket.
We're hoping to stock the full range of Gardeners poles which will be wooden, tubeless, brushless, clampless and possibly useless. Hey Hoe!
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Smurf on December 16, 2014, 05:51:27 pm
I had this come through my mail today

The original soft bob...Nick named wet leg maybe ;D

http://shopwindowcleaningresource.com/the-original-soft-bob.html?utm_source=WCR+United+States+Only&utm_campaign=9bdbadaef7-original-soft-bob&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_41fa45f51f-9bdbadaef7-214726209

Lots of other products in the pipeline : there's the 'orbital rip off squeegee'- basically a swivelling squeegee with a microfibre pad attached by velcro that you can rip off when not needed.
From Italy we are going to produce the'Ettori Coppi' bucket on a belt - still in the early stages as most operatives aren't keen on an orange bucket.
We're hoping to stock the full range of Gardeners poles which will be wooden, tubeless, brushless, clampless and possibly useless. Hey Hoe!
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 05:56:09 pm
Got some GG1 coming in soon - developed by Tight'un laboratories. Only has one ingredient (clear).
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: elite mike on December 16, 2014, 06:32:23 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: ChumBucket on December 16, 2014, 06:44:09 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Have you ordered some Mikey boy? ;D ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Caleb Morley on December 16, 2014, 06:44:25 pm
That is quality, well played sir.

However I scoff at you're frog.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Bungle on December 16, 2014, 06:56:36 pm
Very good  ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Tadgh O Shea on December 16, 2014, 07:05:28 pm
Would the source for this product be Amazon.co.uk or Amazon.com?

I'm sorry I can't reveal my sauces.
Dave, will it work with little waffle cloths.........................................................................
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: gary999 on December 16, 2014, 07:20:01 pm
Waffle seems to be the order of the day :)
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Frankybadboy on December 16, 2014, 07:25:32 pm
was it raining today dave ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


you aint as thick as what you look :o :P
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: rosskesava on December 16, 2014, 07:42:43 pm
I'm absolutely astounded.

I've a massive soffit and facia job next week on a 32 bedroom 5 storey house that would have taken me at least 30 minutes with my trusty Gardeners SLXXX XT EX ESP/ASAP with a 'dual medium trim multi flocked single filament with extra bits' brush. As I was only charging £250 I would have been running at a loss.

Anyway, I just ordered my own bottle of FROFF and just by ordering and doing nothing else, I swear, the customer phoned me 10 minutes ago to say that her gutters and soffits are now miraculously so clean she's had to put on sunglasses even though it's night time.

I thoroughly recommend Magica One Vision FROFF as you don't even need to use it to get amazing results.

Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: SeanK on December 16, 2014, 07:43:00 pm
Absolutely fantastic product, have been using it for two weeks now with great results.
Plus points...
It makes the glass transparent.
It makes the water shiny and runny.
It stops the brush bristles from sticking to the glass so your brush will last longer.
It reduces spotting so teenagers will love it.
But the biggest bonus for me is the speed it gives you if you add 1ml to your tea or coffee, it acts as a laxative causing you to go three times faster just to get home without an accident.

Minus point.
The fishy smell causes it to attract seagulls thus causing your work clothes to get badly stained, but this is a small
price to pay for the extra money you will earn if you buy this wonderful product.
Would just like to say unlike the dishonest hateful people who have been negative about this product I am totally honest
as is this review.

 
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 08:34:44 pm
I found it paid for itself.

Not sure how it got my bank details though.  ???

One bottle could last a lifetime - particularly if you don't clean gutters.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 16, 2014, 08:36:51 pm
I found it paid for itself.

Not sure how it got my bank details though.  ???

One bottle could last a lifetime - particularly if you don't clean gutters.

Will there be an msds sheet Dave?

I'm allergic to unicorns so I need to make sure froff is safe for me to use.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 08:38:28 pm
Yes, that will be out soon when my staff member comes home from school.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: rosskesava on December 16, 2014, 08:43:27 pm
Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 08:49:58 pm
"Cut 'n paste" my daughter says - I'll leave it to the expert.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 16, 2014, 08:52:55 pm
Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.

Hmmmmmm not sure if your saying that's what we did......or if your just making a joke.

Either way it's a fail and wrong on both parts. :)

Anyway this about froff and not any other product. Stop stealing Daves limelight!
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 16, 2014, 09:00:41 pm
MSDS:Froffy Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide (Froff) - also known as hydric acid is responsible for injury, death, and property damage all over the world. Visit the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division online at www.dhmo.org, or send email to info@dhmo.org for more information.
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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET FOR   DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE (FROFF)
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PRODUCT NAME:     DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE-MAIN INGREDIENT FOR FROFF
FORMULA WT:          18.00
CAS NO.:          07732-18-5
NIOSH/RTECS NO.:  ZC0110000
COMMON SYNONYMS:  DIHYDROGEN OXIDE, HYDRIC ACID
PRODUCT CODES:    4218,4219
  EFFECTIVE: 05/30/86    
  REVISION #01  

LABORATORY PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT

SAFETY GLASSES; LAB COAT

PRECAUTIONARY LABEL STATEMENTS

STORAGE:  KEEP IN TIGHTLY CLOSED CONTAINER.

BOILING POINT:      100 C (   212 F)          VAPOR PRESSURE(MM HG): 17.5

MELTING POINT:        0 C (    32 F)          VAPOR DENSITY(AIR=1):  N/A

SPECIFIC GRAVITY:  1.00                       EVAPORATION RATE:      N/A

SOLUBILITY(H2O):     COMPLETE (IN ALL PROPORTIONS) % VOLATILES BY VOLUME: 100

APPEARANCE & ODOR:  ODORLESS, CLEAR COLORLESS LIQUID.

TOXICITY:   LD50 (IPR-MOUSE)(G/KG)          -  190
            LD50 (IV-MOUSE) (MG/KG)         -  25

DISPOSAL PROCEDURE
  DISPOSE IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL APPLICABLE FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL
  ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS.

SAF-T-DATA(TM) STORAGE COLOR CODE:     ORANGE (GENERAL STORAGE)

SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS
  KEEP CONTAINER TIGHTLY CLOSED. SUITABLE FOR ANY GENERAL CHEMICAL STORAGE
  AREA. DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS CONSIDERED A NON-REGULATED PRODUCT, BUT
  REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SOME MATERIALS. THESE INCLUDE SODIUM, POTASSIUM
  AND OTHER ALKALI METALS; ELEMENTAL FLUORINE; AND STRONG DEHYDRATING AGENTS
  SUCH AS SULFURIC ACID. IT FORMS EXPLOSIVE GASES WITH CALCIUM CARBIDE.
  AVOID CONTACT WITH ALL MATERIALS UNTIL INVESTIGATION SHOWS SUBSTANCE IS
  COMPATIBLE. EXPANDS SIGNIFICANTLY UPON FREEZING. DO NOT STORE IN RIGID
  CONTAINER AND PROTECT FROM FREEZING.

DOMESTIC (D.O.T.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME     CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

INTERNATIONAL (I.M.O.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME     CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

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Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: elite mike on December 16, 2014, 09:17:21 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Have you ordered some Mikey boy? ;D ;D

cannot wait to get mine mac , that dave willis  is a genius  ;)
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: hasti on December 16, 2014, 09:19:05 pm
I know I shouldn't advertise on here but hey ho!
This morning I have been testing a brand new upvc cleaning product called Froff.
I reckon it's shaved at least 50% of a full gutter clean! The amazing thing is one teaspoon will probably do a whole street. We found that a small squirt to the head (the brush) achieved amazing results. Add some pure afterwards and simply Froff up the gutter. I have been so impressed with Froff that I have decided to sell the product exclusively on CIU and only to CIU members. This product is the first in a long line of windowcleaning derived products we intend to sell in the future.
All I can say is that the main ingredient has been sourced from the Amazon and we will be blending it with several surficants. At the moment it gives off a pleasant smell of fish which most operatives seem to like.
Don't be Hasti though Froff won't be for sale on Ebay only on this forum.
The bottling plant is under construction and should be finished by Boxing Day with the bulk of production around April 1st 2015 when we should be turning over thousands. Blending machine is on order from Kitchen Aid.
Here is an early example from our first production run - anyone wanting a bottle of Froff can contact me - prices are expected to be astronomical in line with earning potential.





(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1418747848_Froff.jpg)


I have already got that one  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Bungle on December 16, 2014, 09:45:00 pm
Yes, that will be out soon when my staff member comes home from school.

Did she get detention  :D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: jk999 on December 16, 2014, 10:35:05 pm
I think someones in a bad mood with the product vision , whats sup mummy sent you to bad for being a naughty  boyb ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: rosskesava on December 16, 2014, 11:34:15 pm
Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.

Hmmmmmm not sure if your saying that's what we did......or if your just making a joke.

Either way it's a fail and wrong on both parts. :)

Anyway this about froff and not any other product. Stop stealing Daves limelight!

No, most definately not your product and not a joke either.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 17, 2014, 12:20:39 am
Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.

Hmmmmmm not sure if your saying that's what we did......or if your just making a joke.

Either way it's a fail and wrong on both parts. :)

Anyway this about froff and not any other product. Stop stealing Daves limelight!

No, most definately not your product and not a joke either.

Its a bit like repeatedly hitting my head off a brick wall, but I'm a sucker for punishment so here goes...................

whenever you've supposedly found out which product vision is that we have just rebranded/re bottled then please post it here as I'm sure everyone would love to know.

Then that way people can (on your advise) start putting that said cleaning agent into their pure water and see if the effects are the same. With a side by side comparison it will be clear for all to see that vision wins hands down.

I wait with baited breath for your response.........
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: slap bash on December 17, 2014, 12:45:22 am
Renovator.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: rosskesava on December 17, 2014, 01:00:20 am
Its a bit like repeatedly hitting my head off a brick wall, but I'm a sucker for punishment so here goes...................

whenever you've supposedly found out which product vision is that we have just rebranded/re bottled then please post it here as I'm sure everyone would love to know.

Then that way people can (on your advise) start putting that said cleaning agent into their pure water and see if the effects are the same. With a side by side comparison it will be clear for all to see that vision wins hands down.

I wait with baited breath for your response.........

Mate, please don't be so paranoid and please don't bait your breath. Head butting brick walls ain't good for the self either.

I was referring to Boshravie and Magica One Go. He posted an MSDS sheet supposedly for Magica One Go that was for Autosmart G101. He was re bottling the stuff and selling it, or trying to, on here at a much higher price claiming it was it own invention, if that's the right word.

I havn't tried your product but I will so I cannot comment and I havn't.

Chill.... relax..... nice soothing thoughts.......
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 17, 2014, 07:28:53 am
Its a bit like repeatedly hitting my head off a brick wall, but I'm a sucker for punishment so here goes...................

whenever you've supposedly found out which product vision is that we have just rebranded/re bottled then please post it here as I'm sure everyone would love to know.

Then that way people can (on your advise) start putting that said cleaning agent into their pure water and see if the effects are the same. With a side by side comparison it will be clear for all to see that vision wins hands down.

I wait with baited breath for your response.........

Mate, please don't be so paranoid and please don't bait your breath. Head butting brick walls ain't good for the self either.

I was referring to Boshravie and Magica One Go. He posted an MSDS sheet supposedly for Magica One Go that was for Autosmart G101. He was re bottling the stuff and selling it, or trying to, on here at a much higher price claiming it was it own invention, if that's the right word.

I havn't tried your product but I will so I cannot comment and I havn't.

Chill.... relax..... nice soothing thoughts.......

Many apologies rosskevasa.

There are many others that have been annoyingly insinuating the same thing about ourselves and I thought that's what you meant.

Sorry. 

:)


Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: jk999 on December 17, 2014, 07:44:09 am
Jonny 87 I wouldnt worry about those window cleaners that are slating the product theyare   probably still ladder monkeys n cant afford vision , I wouldnt even sell them vision now not after dave willis s pee take with froth , they are probably all southerners thats slating it  , they are like American s big headed
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 17, 2014, 07:57:00 am
You don't want any Froff then I take it  ???
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: andyM on December 17, 2014, 08:19:49 am
Jonny 87 I wouldnt worry about those window cleaners that are slating the product theyare   probably still ladder monkeys n cant afford vision , I wouldnt even sell them vision now not after dave willis s pee take with froth , they are probably all southerners thats slating it  , they are like American s big headed

Did you trade your whippet in part exchange?  ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 17, 2014, 08:38:40 am
We do have American operatives trying this product as we speak. So far results have been impressive.
May I remind you this thread is only for those interested in a bit of Froth. If you're going to slate it then butt out and zip your mouth.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Pj on December 17, 2014, 03:23:43 pm
Hey if you're looking for a re brand name why not try Butt n Zip?
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: jk999 on December 17, 2014, 03:28:01 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 17, 2014, 03:41:54 pm
Ok Ok I hold my hands up some animals were harmed in the making of this product. We had three whippets brought into the lab, we sat them down in front of a freshly cleaned drain pipe stuffed with black pudding.

The result was that after half an hour they all went bllnd, so strong was the shine.



We also tested two drops of the stuff on fish with astounding results!
Bob our goldfish can now swim backstroke! He's been doing this since the weekend and was never trained to do it previously such is the power of Froff!
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 17, 2014, 04:02:27 pm
Hi Dave,

I love Froff!

I am so fast when I use it. Added to my 1 part per billion system it's magica! You are a true vision-ary to produce this.

I put some in Dan's tank and told him it was a placebo but he still worked eight times faster doing £800 by lunchtime.

I love Homoeopathy too!

Don't pay any attention to the naysayers they're just jealous.

 ;) ;)
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: jk999 on December 17, 2014, 04:19:12 pm
D h springs to mind
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 17, 2014, 04:49:48 pm
Forgot to mention Froff has it's own USP.

That's it really - it's unique! No two bottles are the same. It all depends on who's in charge of the glugometer down at the bottling plant.
On top of all that no two people will be using Froff at the same strength - we have ingeniously designed our bottles so that it's impossible for two people to be dosing at the same rate, this means that no two people will have the same mix. We think it's a brilliant selling point that makes it unique.
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: duncan h on December 17, 2014, 04:55:40 pm
Its a bit like repeatedly hitting my head off a brick wall, but I'm a sucker for punishment so here goes...................

whenever you've supposedly found out which product vision is that we have just rebranded/re bottled then please post it here as I'm sure everyone would love to know.

Then that way people can (on your advise) start putting that said cleaning agent into their pure water and see if the effects are the same. With a side by side comparison it will be clear for all to see that vision wins hands down.

I wait with baited breath for your response.........

Mate, please don't be so paranoid and please don't bait your breath. Head butting brick walls ain't good for the self either.

I was referring to Boshravie and Magica One Go. He posted an MSDS sheet supposedly for Magica One Go that was for Autosmart G101. He was re bottling the stuff and selling it, or trying to, on here at a much higher price claiming it was it own invention, if that's the right word.

I havn't tried your product but I will so I cannot comment and I havn't.

Chill.... relax..... nice soothing thoughts.......

Many apologies rosskevasa.

There are many others that have been annoyingly insinuating the same thing about ourselves and I thought that's what you meant.

Sorry.  

:)



Jonny87 I thought they were taking the P out of VISION also. And I have no reason to be paranoid  :o
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: Bungle on December 17, 2014, 05:02:10 pm
Ok Ok I hold my hands up some animals were harmed in the making of this product. We had three whippets brought into the lab, we sat them down in front of a freshly cleaned drain pipe stuffed with black pudding.

The result was that after half an hour they all went bllnd, so strong was the shine.



We also tested two drops of the stuff on fish with astounding results!
Bob our goldfish can now swim backstroke! He's been doing this since the weekend and was never trained to do it previously such is the power of Froff!

Quality  ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: capn sparkle on December 18, 2014, 07:37:24 pm
Froff rises to the top again  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: SeanK on December 18, 2014, 07:40:02 pm
Froff rises to the top again  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yes I had the same problem, just turn your tank upside down and that will sort it. ;D
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: David Kent @ KentKleen on December 18, 2014, 07:53:14 pm
Ok Ok I hold my hands up some animals were harmed in the making of this product. We had three whippets brought into the lab, we sat them down in front of a freshly cleaned drain pipe stuffed with black pudding.

The result was that after half an hour they all went bllnd, so strong was the shine.



We also tested two drops of the stuff on fish with astounding results!
Bob our goldfish can now swim backstroke! He's been doing this since the weekend and was never trained to do it previously such is the power of Froff!


I am literally crying. Might have froff in my eyes. Cheered me up that has!
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: capn sparkle on December 18, 2014, 08:48:50 pm
I dreamt about Froff and no longer need glasses, magica stuff, now got 20/20 vision.

Cheers Dave you're a star
Title: Re: Froff - new cleaning product!
Post by: rosskesava on December 18, 2014, 09:37:44 pm
My carpets are now clean.

I showed them the bottle and all the dirt lifted into the air, span in a circle like a tornado type effect, and deposited itself in the rubbish bin.

My athletes foot has gone and my DI has regenerated itself and now reads one part per trillion.