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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Clever Forum Name on October 03, 2014, 04:35:02 pm

Title: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Clever Forum Name on October 03, 2014, 04:35:02 pm
You will love this mate, check this out. Had to sack her off. Hated her anyway! What annoys me is the sodding women in the wrong house NEVER said anything lol.


My mate FWD the emails to me, so i dont stitch him up i have edited a few details. Made me laugh HAHAH

Dear Mr Con Artist Window Cleaner.

I would like to cancel the services at no 18 *********** and my house at no 46b ******** I am not impressed at all! You have been talking money from me and you have NOT been cleaning my daughter’s house for nearly 6 months!

I should report you!

Mrs F *******

Dear Mrs **********

I am so sorry you feel I am a con artist. I have the original email here and you clearly stated no 16 in the email. I have fwd the original email over to you so you can see.

Kind Regards

Mr J ***********

Dear ******

Ah ok, it would appear that I have given you the wrong info. I meant no 18 not 16. I know what I meant! What shall we do now? Carry on?

Mrs F *******

Dear Mrs **********

It may be a bit weird now. When I saw the email name I thought WOW this is spooky. We was running a competition and you was picked at random! You won the 55” tv from ******

Kind Regards

Mr J ***********

Dear ******

WOW! I have never won anything. Let’s forget this and move on. I am sorry! Bad day at the office. How do I get the tv?

Kind Regards

Mrs F *******

Dear Mrs **********

It would appear that I have given you the wrong info. I meant you hadn't won. I know what I meant! What shall we do now? Carry on?

Kind Regards

Mr J ***********

Dear Mr **********

**** You





Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Plankton on October 03, 2014, 04:40:46 pm
Do they not communicate with each other like oh the windows are still dirty and yours are clean ???
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Clever Forum Name on October 03, 2014, 04:44:08 pm
Dunno aint got a clue bud.
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Plankton on October 03, 2014, 05:01:06 pm
I should report you!
She must be dreading bumping into you ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: DaveG on October 03, 2014, 05:04:25 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Ian101 on October 03, 2014, 05:18:49 pm
I notice she didn't apologise for her error or calling you a con artist.

What shall we do now ?? .............................. you find another window cleaner that's what !!
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Don Kee on October 03, 2014, 05:38:24 pm
Like  ;D
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Plankton on October 03, 2014, 05:58:01 pm
I notice she didn't apologise for her error or calling you a con artist.

What shall we do now ?? .............................. you find another window cleaner that's what !!
People like that get under my skin. Have a go at the windy for whatever reason and when there wrong they don't have it in them to apologise. I had a guy last month getting hot under the collar as he had bird crap and everything on the windows, pointed out one window and when I replied "it's cement".  ???
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Clever Forum Name on October 03, 2014, 05:59:09 pm
This wasn't me btw lol. It was my mate who fwd it over ;)
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: sunshine windows on October 03, 2014, 06:06:40 pm
Now that is funny!! :D
Title: Re: Worth a read lol! Made me laugh!!!!!!!
Post by: Jonny 87 on October 03, 2014, 06:58:06 pm
Hahaha

Genius.

Was bang out of order that she didn't even hint at an apology.