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Title: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on September 30, 2014, 06:52:12 pm
For those with Facebook account's have you looked at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/pressurewashinguk/

Found it about 2 months ago total comedy
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob_Mac on September 30, 2014, 08:40:30 pm
I've heard about this Rog.

I don't want to join the group as I try and stay away from Facebook. What's wrong with it?

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on September 30, 2014, 08:54:28 pm
I've heard about this Rog.

I don't want to join the group as I try and stay away from Facebook. What's wrong with it?

Rob ;D

It could put pressure washing back 10 years  ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob@Blast off on September 30, 2014, 08:56:18 pm
Just asked to join to have a look, is it like round my way a aload of fools with there Argos leccy machines  ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob_Mac on September 30, 2014, 09:01:17 pm
Did you join Rog?

Is it worth me joining?

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on September 30, 2014, 09:10:31 pm
Did you join Rog?

Is it worth me joining?

Rob ;D

You have to join to see the posts/threads etc.
Is it worth you joining ? only if you want to have a laugh at some of the advice etc.  ;)
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on September 30, 2014, 09:29:12 pm
Eagerly waiting my approval hehe
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob_Mac on September 30, 2014, 09:49:49 pm
Jettaway

Going to have to tell me what it's all about because I can't spend time on Facebook!

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on September 30, 2014, 10:45:02 pm
Rob,
Their favorite thing is Brick Acid !!!! seem to think it is the way forward.
I have tried to help on a couple of occasions on there, but it was hard work.
So for me it's comedy central at the end of the day.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob_Mac on September 30, 2014, 11:13:07 pm
Darren @ Purple Rhino is on there and a few other names I recognise!

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Mr B on October 01, 2014, 10:47:56 am
I just KNEW you would be talking about this facebook page Roger!!

Some comedy gold on there, people using rakes to clean roofs, karchers on driveways, hippoclerc acid (?!) to name a few.. All window cleaners with £50 machines giving anyone decent a bad name!

I joined originally thinking it could be a good page to network, but stayed for a laugh at the chimps!
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 01, 2014, 12:57:47 pm
I just KNEW you would be talking about this facebook page Roger!!

Some comedy gold on there, people using rakes to clean roofs, karchers on driveways, hippoclerc acid (?!) to name a few.. All window cleaners with £50 machines giving anyone decent a bad name!

I joined originally thinking it could be a good page to network, but stayed for a laugh at the chimps!

I waited for as long as I could Alex, but it just gets better by the day, Love the hippoclerc acid??? what the f**k is that, I liked the statement that we are all bell-ends on here from one of them.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: BDCS on October 01, 2014, 01:15:07 pm
Thats Chrissy ? High end bell end  ::)roll
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Neil Jones on October 01, 2014, 08:17:29 pm
They won't accept my requests! Getting annoyed now
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob_Mac on October 01, 2014, 08:31:21 pm
Probably not up to their high expectations mate. Just called you back but to voicemail. Will ring you in the morning

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Matt Gibson on October 02, 2014, 07:25:57 am
I havent been accepted either.  :'(
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on October 02, 2014, 05:31:50 pm
That sites gold!
I could read it for hours lol
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 02, 2014, 08:51:46 pm
That sites gold!
I could read it for hours lol

And it'll get better, you just know it.
Spell checking or at least the grasp of English is an optional extra.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob@Blast off on October 02, 2014, 10:55:42 pm
There's a guy on there today who has spent 7 hours on a roof with a wire brush  ;D
But don't worry he's getting his karcher on it tomorrow.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: BDCS on October 02, 2014, 11:51:39 pm
I'd have been bored after about 7 minutes and got the pressure washer out. He seems to think his 2.5KW electric Karcher will be a bit overkill  ??? I got straight in - how come you lot all got black balled ?
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob@Blast off on October 03, 2014, 12:52:12 am
What's a karcher put out 130bar 5lpm ? Lol
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on October 03, 2014, 06:49:03 am
There's a guy on there today who has spent 7 hours on a roof with a wire brush  ;D
But don't worry he's getting his karcher on it tomorrow.

And he doesn't even know what a 'coney thing' is ?!

If you have that little knowledge of pressure washing then you shouldn't be any where near this roof job.

Typical it looks easy and any monkey can do it attitude.

That site makes all our topics sound intelligent. 
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Ian101 on October 03, 2014, 07:47:02 am
There's a guy on there today who has spent 7 hours on a roof with a wire brush  ;D
But don't worry he's getting his karcher on it tomorrow.

And he doesn't even know what a 'coney thing' is ?!

If you have that little knowledge of pressure washing then you shouldn't be any where near this roof job.

Typical it looks easy and any monkey can do it attitude.

That site makes all our topics sound intelligent. 

cant use those coney things as it may fire the ball bearing out of it  :o
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Neil Jones on October 03, 2014, 09:34:49 pm
I've just got on it, the coney thing is the best post I've ever seen, watch out for those ball bearings. Amazing.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 18, 2014, 09:14:17 am
Where does one buy "hippo" as I can't seem to find it other then London Zoo.
F**king idiots
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on October 21, 2014, 10:45:38 pm
I just give up with arguing on that site, I try but just feel like I'm talking to a wall. Its a great read though  8)
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 22, 2014, 06:41:15 am
Chris
It's a complete joke, all bloody idiots that haven't got a clue.
Think it's time for me to close my membership.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on October 23, 2014, 01:29:45 pm
Tell me about it Roge.  Plus the Pressure Washing course I just read about on here.
This trade is becoming more diluted by the day.

Im gonna stay on this comedy site just to laugh at numptys
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob@Blast off on October 23, 2014, 10:48:54 pm
What made me chuckle was my so called competitor admitting that his machine is from Argos  :D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: TomSE on October 23, 2014, 11:18:02 pm
Hi fellas,

Are there courses out there that you would recommend as a good standard and professional as I have been looking for a while now and don't want to go down the route of doing a course to find what I have learnt isn't up to the standard that you guys work to.

 Or is it a case of the best way to learn is on the job from someone experienced? The reason I like the idea of a course is as you guys have pointed out there seems to be a lot of bad practise taking place and I wouldn't want to learn the bad habits etc.

Thanks,
Tom
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: chris scott on October 24, 2014, 06:19:35 am
Do a Smartseal ( www.smartseal.co.uk  ) course.
It won;t make you Pro but it will give you a introduction into the industry.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on October 24, 2014, 10:06:22 am
Learn by shadowing someone. Courses will be a benefit but it won't make you a pro.

I see these 1 week plasterers courses where people go on them, then buy a van and away they go. It doesn't make them a pro though, ask any plasterer.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: TomSE on October 24, 2014, 06:43:49 pm
Thanks for the advice fellas much appreciated.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Rob_Mac on October 24, 2014, 07:45:03 pm
Tom

There isn't a training course out there that will help you to understand the bits between the obvious.

We all need a machine, we all need a water supply, we all need something to clean but it's the link stuff that you have to pick up.

I'll save you some money.

If you get stuck, want a chat, some help with anything, whether set up or anything else post it on here or email me and I will help you out.

There's nothing complicated about what we do but there is a lot to it if you want to be better than the average. They won't teach you that at Smartarseseal

Rob ;D

Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 24, 2014, 08:48:59 pm
What Rob has said +1
Tom, any training course will show you the basic's think I answered this bit before, as to getting to a "standard" then that takes time and experience sometimes years, it doesn't come overnight.
I noticed you are in Essex, this is not any area we cover, but how serious are you at doing this line of work? I might be able to help.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: chris scott on October 25, 2014, 10:22:10 pm
Roger can you please lock this thread ..I'm going for a hat trick.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 26, 2014, 10:54:31 am
Roger can you please lock this thread ..I'm going for a hat trick.

LOL No need to see the reports from that sh**e site, see you are having a feisty conversation on there at the moment.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Ian101 on October 26, 2014, 11:10:17 am
still trying to work out what a part clean is
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 26, 2014, 03:38:11 pm
still trying to work out what a part clean is
I think it is something you do with "hippo"? but not sure as I'm not experienced enough yet like those pressure washing gods on there !!!! ;)
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: TomSE on October 26, 2014, 08:25:08 pm
Thanks for those replies guys I appreciate it

Roger, its not something I will be doing before the new year but I like to get my head around as much as possible in advance, thanks for the guidance I will no doubt be on here bothering you and everyone else for advice as my biggest concern was picking up some bad habits.

Tom
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on October 26, 2014, 08:37:01 pm
You'll pick-up bad habits mate, people do. If you are not starting until next year, then you have time to do some research, read old posts and ask questions before making the leap into this.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Ian101 on December 03, 2014, 06:27:12 pm
some great posts on there at the moment about pressure washing asbestos roofs and sand patterns on block paving  ::)roll
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on December 03, 2014, 08:39:13 pm
some great posts on there at the moment about pressure washing asbestos roofs and sand patterns on block paving  ::)roll

All classic's mate,
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on December 03, 2014, 10:57:20 pm
Unfortunately both post's were from the same guy.

Tragic really  ::)roll
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Ian101 on December 04, 2014, 12:59:42 am
Unfortunately both post's were from the same guy.

Tragic really  ::)roll

didn't realise that  :o
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Andy_MK on December 04, 2014, 10:59:21 am
I saw that.

The guy couldn't figure out why the pattern under the table was different from the rest of the patio after it had rained. (caused by the rain running off the table splashing the jointing sand).
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Jettaway on December 04, 2014, 05:18:37 pm
I know. He probably felt stupid after he found out how simple the answer was.

He just couldn't hold his hands up and laugh at himself.. Had to argue the toss.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Ian101 on December 10, 2014, 07:01:40 pm
Theres good post on there now  :P :P :P

ok I couldn't help myself  ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on December 10, 2014, 07:58:18 pm
Theres good post on there now  :P :P :P

ok I couldn't help myself  ;D
And why the f**k have I been brought into it????
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: JetVac Cleaning on December 10, 2014, 08:14:14 pm
did have a little chuckle at this one I must admit  :'(
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Ian101 on December 10, 2014, 10:53:39 pm
Theres good post on there now  :P :P :P

ok I couldn't help myself  ;D
And why the f**k have I been brought into it????

ur not anymore  :)

and yes its a wind up post of mine
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on December 10, 2014, 11:02:48 pm
Theres good post on there now  :P :P :P

ok I couldn't help myself  ;D
And why the f**k have I been brought into it????

ur not anymore  :)

and yes its a wind up post of mine

Ian101

Brilliant,  thought it was one those "pressure washing pros" that offer sh*t advice & ask dumb-f*** questions.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Ian101 on December 10, 2014, 11:08:19 pm
 :) ... I was bored so couldn't help myself .... liked the rhino suggestion  ;D
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Kevin Miller on December 11, 2014, 04:33:52 pm
Theres good post on there now  :P :P :P

ok I couldn't help myself  ;D
And why the f**k have I been brought into it????

I'm a little disappointed in you roger of not being able to offer advice on how to get that back to new. Your the expert with hippo and those whirly things lol
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on December 11, 2014, 06:23:50 pm
Theres good post on there now  :P :P :P

ok I couldn't help myself  ;D
And why the f**k have I been brought into it????

I'm a little disappointed in you roger of not being able to offer advice on how to get that back to new. Your the expert with hippo and those whirly things lol

I could have given advice, but would the home or from the looks of the place, shack owner want to spend around 20K? Must admit, it was a great wind-up, didn't realise it was Ian to be honest.
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: BDCS on December 11, 2014, 08:38:37 pm
Roger I was up your neck the other day the bloke was a floor layer who just moved into his house - £1.3 million  :'(
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Aqua Power Solutions on December 11, 2014, 08:49:39 pm
Roger is too busy these days as a consultant on the pressure washing facebook page .  ;D

No time for us amateurs !!

Ed

Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: BDCS on December 11, 2014, 09:10:57 pm
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Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on December 12, 2014, 06:09:09 am
Roger I was up your neck the other day the bloke was a floor layer who just moved into his house - £1.3 million  :'(

One of the cheap one's Carl  ;)
Title: Re: Comedy site
Post by: Roger Oakley on December 12, 2014, 06:20:06 am
Roger is too busy these days as a consultant on the pressure washing facebook page .  ;D

No time for us amateurs !!

Ed



Never to busy to help you Ed.  ;D