Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: keyser soze on September 10, 2014, 11:41:57 pm
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i've had {like everyone}a'' not today mate ,'' and i always ask why's that then with the thought of not bothering anymore if i don't like the answer. and i had to laugh it was that bad .he said ''the wife has a bad back and she was on painkillers ''. i laughed to myself and thought what the hell does me cleaning the windows have to do with her bad back. my thought was he probably thought she helped me. what bad excuses have you guys had and how did you respond
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Not today - You always turn up when the dog-groomer is here.
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my husband died last night ........... totally unacceptable :(
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my husband died last night ........... totally unacceptable :(
Did he help with the windows as well :D
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Not today because of the fish ! Customer was going it and didn't want to leave gate unlocked in case his gold fish were stolen
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Can you leave it to another time, its forecast for rain later thanks. ??? :o >:( >:(
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"Not today please, my little boy has the flu." ::)roll
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Can you leave it today, you'll make the dog bark..... ::)roll ??? ???
Dumped!!!
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i've had {like everyone}a'' not today mate ,'' and i always ask why's that then with the thought of not bothering anymore if i don't like the answer. and i had to laugh it was that bad .he said ''the wife has a bad back and she was on painkillers ''. i laughed to myself and thought what the hell does me cleaning the windows have to do with her bad back. my thought was he probably thought she helped me. what bad excuses have you guys had and how did you respond
I had that one!, only it was the womans mother who came to the door and asked me to leave it this month as her daughter had a sore back ??? ::)roll
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not today because the dog is ill
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Not today, I'm getting new radiators fitted.
???
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Can you leave it to another time, its forecast for rain later thanks. ??? :o >:( >:(
heard this once or twice ;D
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Got a bird nesting in the hedge.
Having my hair done later.
Still got the first one strangley enough but the second one, no.
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not today because the dog is ill
A couple of years ago my dog had an operation for cancer and we had to keep him still; not easy; otherwise he'd burst his stitches.
If someone came to clean our windows when he was like that, I'd've declined to have them done too; 'cos some dogs just go daft when the windows are being cleaned.
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"Not today I haven't got time"
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Not today we are having a horse shot.
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Can you give mine a miss. It's my time of the month!
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Can you give mine a miss. It's my time of the month!
Legit.
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Can you give mine a miss. It's my time of the month!
Legit.
Legit or leg it? ;D
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Can you give mine a miss. It's my time of the month!
Legit.
Legit or leg it? ;D
Haha. Both
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We are cutting back, as my husbands bonus was very small.
We are asking the cleaner to do them as a way of saving money and you are very expensive.
They have a house worth about 2 million, full time gardener and a nanny.
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Not today.... The recycling men are coming???? which doesn't affect anything, never went back.
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id love to say ''that is the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard . have you heard yourself'' but not got the balls lol
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We are cutting back, as you're very ugly and bald.
We are asking the cleaner to do them as a way of saving money and you are very expensive.
They have a house worth about 2 million, full time gardener and a nanny.
FTFY
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Not today we are having new windows fitted this afternoon..Dumped...LOL ;D
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We are cutting back, as you're very ugly and bald.
We are asking the cleaner to do them as a way of saving money and you are very expensive.
They have a house worth about 2 million, full time gardener and a nanny.
FTFY
What does that mean?
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Fixed that for you.
Re-read your quoted text baldy ;)
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A couple of winters ago I turned up at a regular customers house...
Knocked on the door... The husband (who I had never met previously) answered it...
Me - "Hi - I'm the window cleaner, I'm here to clean your windows".
Him - "Oh, no not today... It's too cold".
Me - "It's OK, I can clean them on my own, you can stay inside in the warm this time".
He just looked at me and closed the door.
I cleaned the windows, left a slip, got paid, they are still a customer now.
Andy ;)
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;)
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A couple of winters ago I turned up at a regular customers house...
Knocked on the door... The husband (who I had never met previously) answered it...
Me - "Hi - I'm the window cleaner, I'm here to clean your windows".
Him - "Oh, no not today... It's too cold".
Me - "It's OK, I can clean them on my own, you can stay inside in the warm this time".
He just looked at me and closed the door.
I cleaned the windows, left a slip, got paid, they are still a customer now.
Andy ;)
Nice one.
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Had one today - You can leave it until next time, as it hasn't rained much recently.
John
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the cat goes spastic ::)roll ::)roll
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'Not today, I cut the grass yesterday' ... apparently they got into a routine of me calling the day before he cuts the grass, something to do with my ladder marks in his lawn
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"No problem, but please bear in mind that it's not an "on demand" service. I won't be able to do them again. Thanks for your custom to date."
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Not today can you come back when the flowers have stopped flowering!!!!
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ex customer about 2 years ago .... one of those that you get feeling they don't like / trust you
"no not today the plumber is on his way"
that's ok Ive got my own water
"no no we don't need anymore hassle ... one of the radiators are leaking - come back tomorrow"
Nope ... too much hassle - wont be back again mate.
they used to follow me around watching from inside then had to squeegee kitchen window
still do houses either side :)
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My husband is scared of water, and that is the gods honest truth, I couldn't believe it. ???
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Customer. Please miss us this time as there's icicles hanging off the ledges
Me. Are you sure, your the only one to cancel?
Never went back.
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best one i ever had is , i am to tired to have them done , my lad was helping me then , he was p i s s i n g himself ;D
but had one a while back ,leave them this time as we are baking ::)roll ;D i felt like saying more like barking ;)
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Oh Simon a spider has been making her web all morning, she worked so hard, leave the windows this time.
DUMPED
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Not today the dog is outside.
It's ok I said I won't make him wet.
No it's too hot.
Ok bye.
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;D
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The best I ever had was "I don't want the footpaths to get wet". ??? ??? ::)roll