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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Steven Biggs on July 15, 2014, 04:39:16 pm

Title: Grate forum
Post by: Steven Biggs on July 15, 2014, 04:39:16 pm
Hi grate forum .i have not had a chanse to reed a lot of topics but so far lots of good bits . Going out door nocking and leafleting later as I don't have many houses .anyway I will reed some more and try and take in sum more advice . Hope to speak too you all later on .
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: Smart Carpet on July 15, 2014, 04:47:51 pm
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Hi and welcome!  :D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: *Hector* on July 15, 2014, 04:51:49 pm
stop it Mr Humming bird.....!!!

Behave.....!!!

Welcome Steven.  ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: Steven Biggs on July 15, 2014, 07:16:07 pm
Thankyou hector and jwfp . Still reeding and learning loads
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: Soupy on July 15, 2014, 07:54:27 pm
Welcome to CIU, Top tips:

Aim to be like dazmond.

If you lose one, replace with two more.

Don't listen to Tosh. He doesn't exist.

Don't f***ing swear you numpty idiot poop f*** numpty girl thingy

Stay away from "other non-cleaning related topics". It's for the best.

Always keep your coat handy.

Most of the moderators only exist as a myth.

Don't take any notice of G Griffin. He means well but...

Cozy can't help it, he was born that way.

Don't wave your willy. Nobody likes a willy waver.

If rosskesava says it'll probably rain, it might rain.

Aim to be like dazmond.

gary999 isn't as chunky as he sounds.

Poleking isn't really king. It's a lie.

Do not question king Alex.

Perfect windows (Vin) is never wrong.

richywilts is.

It's just the internet. Try not to worry.

Lee GLS will usually have the answer. As will Smudger (and Mrs Smudger), Granville Gold and SeanK.

*Hector* and Hilton won't.

H2ocleaning is 22 you know?

There is no money in window cleaning, you should quit.

Aim to be like dazmond.

Stuart mc can't even clean windows! He's a lorry driver.

Window lickers like cottages? Something like that.

This site will always be slow.

Heed these points and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: PoleKing on July 15, 2014, 08:09:39 pm
Welcome to CIU, Top tips:

Aim to be like dazmond.

If you lose one, replace with two more.

Don't listen to Tosh.

Don't take any notice of G Griffin. He means well but...

Cozy can't help it, he was born that way.

Aim to be like dazmond.

Poleking isn't really king. It's a lie.

Do not question king Alex.

Perfect windows (Vin) is never wrong.

richywilts is.

H2ocleaning is 22 you know?

There is no money in window cleaning, you should quit.

Aim to be like dazmond.

Window lickers like cottages? Something like that.

Heed these points and you'll be fine.

And if Soupy 2nds asks you round for 'tea' it's code for cottaging/dogging/general dirtiness.
It's a lie 'bout me btw.
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: G Griffin on July 15, 2014, 08:12:27 pm
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. I feel grate, now.
Thanks, Soups.
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: duncan h on July 15, 2014, 08:46:00 pm
GREAT!!! or grate? some ones taking the Pi%%  ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: gary999 on July 15, 2014, 08:48:39 pm
OIh soupster less of the sodding chunky >:(





















 ;D >:( :( ::)roll ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: ben M on July 15, 2014, 08:52:54 pm
and ben M is perfect! ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: koopmaster on July 15, 2014, 09:27:13 pm
and listen to koop :)
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: G Griffin on July 15, 2014, 09:32:15 pm
Don't mention yourselves, girls  ::)roll; you're starting to great. 
And Ben, we know you were a prefect..........at Malory Towers.
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on July 15, 2014, 09:43:20 pm
..and whatever you do, don't give out light hearted banter. It's not funny you know  ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: Steven Biggs on July 15, 2014, 10:22:41 pm
Soupy every time I come across one of those names I will go back and check your reply . Think I have already got one , he does look a bit chunky  ;D,maybe kneeds to go up the ladder a bit faster
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: H20cleaning on July 15, 2014, 10:44:06 pm
I recently turned 22 , before that i was 21 incase people didnt no
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: gary999 on July 15, 2014, 10:48:04 pm
Soupy every time I come across one of those names I will go back and check your reply . Think I have already got one , he does look a bit chunky  ;D,maybe kneeds to go up the ladder a bit faster

Whats a ladder ???
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: Steven Biggs on July 15, 2014, 10:56:00 pm
Only joking Gary 999 . What's with the 999 are you one of those firemen part time window cleaners . And that's in case you forget the number of the stashion . ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: gary999 on July 15, 2014, 11:00:18 pm
nope was just the first digits i thought of
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: rosskesava on July 15, 2014, 11:41:37 pm
Poor bloke.

Steven comes on this forum and gets the usual crowd of numpties with their smart alex comments.

I am not going to be listed as such as I'm far superior.

Good evening Steven and welcome to the forum.

Just for information, Gary and his '999'. It reminds him of his favourite past time as a child when no one else would speak to him.

His other favourite number was '123'.

 ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: gary999 on July 15, 2014, 11:50:29 pm
miserable git ;D i hope the green party get relected in brighton :P
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: Dave Willis on July 16, 2014, 06:55:27 am
This forum is so cheesy!
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: colin bird on July 16, 2014, 07:05:04 am
Thankyou hector and jwfp . Still reeding and learning loads
hi mate,joining this forum is the best thing I've done,loads of help and advice on hand,
What you Lear on here will be valuable to your business,especially if you work on your own,by being on here you won't feel alone or isolated
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: *Hector* on July 16, 2014, 08:33:50 am
You are never alone with CIU.... some members even call you in the middle of the night just to make sure that you are alright...  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grate forum
Post by: koopmaster on July 16, 2014, 08:39:15 am
I tried to call you ---- yes YOU last night but your phone was off..

 8)