Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on July 10, 2014, 09:37:26 pm
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Why does microbore just happen to have the same measurement as the gap in bricks?
Why does my hose always snag five feet short of the furthest point to the back of a property?
Why does my pole hose kink just when my pole is nearly at maximum height?
Why do snails climb so high?
Why is cat poope invisible?
......... and why just after I've rounded my order up to £50 on Gardiners website something else breaks the next day >:(
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BECAUSE YOUR A BIG RED COCK ;D ;D ;D
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lol, i feel your pain, welcome to the club ;)
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Having one of those weeks Mr Willis ;D
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No, same every week.
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You sound like you need some time off mate, book yourself a holiday ;D
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thats ONE THING THAT GRINDS ME AND DRIVES ME UP THE WALL, when you ONLY need 2, 3 or 4 feet to go and its XYXYXYXY snags.... and sometimes I have to walk almost 100 meters to unsnag it....
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Dave Willis before he cleaned windows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv0onXhyLlE
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No, same every week.
It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
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No, same every week.
It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break
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thats ONE THING THAT GRINDS ME AND DRIVES ME UP THE WALL, when you ONLY need 2, 3 or 4 feet to go and its XYXYXYXY snags.... and sometimes I have to walk almost 100 meters to unsnag it....
I carry a coiled up pole hose section to extend my pole hose for around a meter or so. Absolutely love it.
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No, same every week.
It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break
I am.
But rarely on here.
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No, same every week.
It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break
You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
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No, same every week.
It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break
You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
yes you are right Gary,would try to do that now, but feel sorry for poleking, he is just an idiot!
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No, same every week.
It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break
You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
yes you are right Gary,would try to do that now, but feel sorry for poleking, he is just an idiot!
Don't feel sorry for me, boy.
I'm on top of the world.
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lol so true, i have to say i think gardiners would get more orders if they did free postage above a lower price, i'd love to order a brush here and there but dont want to pay postage so put it off untill i can round it up just so i dont pay postage !!
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haha this post made me laugh!
sometimes when i can see the microbore is about to snagged ( on a object usually shaped very much like a small hand) i give the hose the puppy dogs eyes look just incase its feeling generous...
heres my best snag to date! dont know how this happened all i know is it took me ages to figure how to release it
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1405029342_pole hose.jpg)
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Even if you won the lottery Dave you d still find something to moan about!I've got a mate like that.old before his time. ;D
Seriously Dave read 'the power of now ' by ekhart tolle.it might just change your attitude for the better!!! ;D
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No, same every week.
It gets worse Dave. You're now in Ben's gang.
you are not funny so please give me a break
You really do make things difficult for yourself on here...i mean why
bother answering,just ignore it ;D
yes you are right Gary,would try to do that now, but feel sorry for poleking, he is just an idiot!
Don't feel sorry for me, boy.
I'm on top of the world.
Okay james cagney lets calm down now ;D
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I find it amazing how many times the hose gets caught in such a way that you can clean the whole window except for the furthest corner.
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haha this post made me laugh!
sometimes when i can see the microbore is about to snagged ( on a object usually shaped very much like a small hand) i give the hose the puppy dogs eyes look just incase its feeling generous...
heres my best snag to date! dont know how this happened all i know is it took me ages to figure how to release it
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1405029342_pole hose.jpg)
You'd have been better off cutting the end off and re- connecting the fittings :)
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haha this post made me laugh!
sometimes when i can see the microbore is about to snagged ( on a object usually shaped very much like a small hand) i give the hose the puppy dogs eyes look just incase its feeling generous...
heres my best snag to date! dont know how this happened all i know is it took me ages to figure how to release it
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1405029342_pole hose.jpg)
You'd have been better off cutting the end off and re- connecting the fittings :)
I thought he just opened the door and it popped out...