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Title: PRISON !!!!
Post by: Dannymackreturn on July 08, 2014, 09:51:02 am
Apart from Richy has anybody done some abit of bird in there time ?
I gotta admit I got 18 months for GBH with intent when I was 18, should have been 5 years but judge wa lenient on me. Started out in Beixton where they held me then went on to a young offenders closed in prison to Dover. With Parole got out after 9 months. Wasn't nice lots of cockroaches in the food !!!

The point I'm getting to I did my time and the window cleaning company I worked for at that time new I was a good person and kept my job open for me when I came out. I've done well could of gone down the wrong road. Wasn't selling drugs thou !!!!

Before yous ask I got into a fight at a night club as I turned from the bar a 6ft plus bloke standing right behind me and my drink spilt on him I said sorry he wernt happy abit drink grabbed my throat and started strangling me so I smashed my pint glass on the bar and stabbed him in the face not nice but the geezer was trying to kill me. I'm not proud of it but that's how it was. I'm going back some time I'm 45 now and not stabbed no one since.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: CleanClear on July 08, 2014, 10:12:00 am
You where able to smash your pint glass on the bar whilst you where being strangled by a bloke?
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Post by: richywilts on July 08, 2014, 12:08:35 pm
good post lets see how many others have got nerve to bring up there pasts ;D ;D
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Post by: Dannymackreturn on July 08, 2014, 12:56:36 pm
Yep I have to arms and to hands clear ? I'm only 5ft 7 this bloke was about 6ft plus where he was drunk he had both hands around my throat. My reactions were to smash the glass on the bar what I was holding in my hand and do him in the face to let go of my throat !!!! You trying to sound like its impossible clear !!!!
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Post by: Paul Coleman on July 08, 2014, 01:00:15 pm
I've been fined for things twice and spent several nights/part nights in a police station cell.  If I had been caught for everything I did, I would have been banged up for years though.  Not proud of it.  Not ashamed of it either.  It was what it was.  I sorted myself out.  I left that life behind around the time I got to my late 20s/30.
It's not just about changing what you do.  It's about changing long ingrained attitudes too.  The insides have to change as well as the behaviour - otherwise it's built on sand.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: Dannymackreturn on July 08, 2014, 01:35:32 pm
Richy I'm sure there's a few on here that have been abit naughty lol !!!!  :) ;) ;D

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Post by: colin purewater on July 08, 2014, 02:20:43 pm
Not been to prison but spent many a night in the cells,

Mostly possession of drugs in my younger years and once
For tipping a mini on its roof with me mates!
Got nicked at the scene  for that one,  rolling round with
Laughter for that long  😂  still makes me chuckle youths day!

And yes before anyone says it, I would think it was funny
If some one did that to my car 🙈
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Post by: Tom White on July 08, 2014, 02:25:14 pm
Just military detention for AWOL to join the French Foreign Legion on some drunken escapade.
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Post by: paul ette on July 08, 2014, 02:28:45 pm
Got 5 years for possession of a firearm with intent, possession of ammo and a separate charge for Abh 15 months, 10 years ago, made a few mistakes but on the right rd now, prison is a mugs game, never again....I hope
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Post by: Mick Kent on July 08, 2014, 02:35:20 pm
Been in jail loads of times, i try my best to roll a double to get out quick but normally have to miss 3 goes before i am free again. Its rough when you have togo directly to jail without passing go.  :o

I have never been in trouble with the law however if the same happened to me as dannymac id have done the exact same thing.
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Post by: tlwcs on July 08, 2014, 02:43:33 pm
I had detention once for talking in class, any good?
 ;D
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Post by: CleanClear on July 08, 2014, 03:01:30 pm
Yep I have to arms and to hands clear ? I'm only 5ft 7 this bloke was about 6ft plus where he was drunk he had both hands around my throat. My reactions were to smash the glass on the bar what I was holding in my hand and do him in the face to let go of my throat !!!! You trying to sound like its impossible clear !!!!

No no, i'm not saying its impossible. I was just trying to picture the scenario you painted.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: CleanClear on July 08, 2014, 03:05:11 pm
good post lets see how many others have got nerve to bring up there pasts ;D ;D

I'm just waiting for the "i hit him so bad the judge thought i used a weapon" type posts !!  ;D

They're coming !!  ;D
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on July 08, 2014, 03:42:41 pm
Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight.  ::)roll

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Post by: JackieW on July 08, 2014, 03:46:38 pm
''Should I be banned from this site too Ben? Human scum that I am?'' :)
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on July 08, 2014, 04:07:49 pm
I had a fine for an overdue library book on a couple of occasions.
Oh, and 3 points on my license for 57 in a 40, back in 1989 ...


I am a one baaaaaaaddddd boy.
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Post by: SB Cleaning on July 08, 2014, 04:26:26 pm
I've done 6 months in guys Marsh (Dorset) for possession with intent for weed it happened years ago now...
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Post by: Ian Lancaster on July 08, 2014, 04:29:15 pm
Motor bike:

Speeding - Dangerous driving - Speeding
Various fines and six months driving ban Circa 1964

No TV licence - fined - circa 1988

Car:

Fixed penalty - not wearing seat belt circa 1995

In and out of Aldington Open Prison (Kent) on a weekly basis 1998-2001  (I owned a FiltaFry franchise and had the contract to clean out the deep fryers in the prison kitchen  ;D)
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: bobplum on July 08, 2014, 05:10:22 pm
have been married 31 years......does that count :-\
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Post by: G Griffin on July 08, 2014, 05:18:39 pm
I got sent to the slammer for trying to strangle a bloke in a nightclub. He spilt his drink all over my tank top and then tried to kiss me, so I went to throttle him. I'm ashamed to say he was only 5' 1" (but he tells everyone he's 5' 7").
To be fair to him, he got time, as well, because he broke his sherry glass and jabbed it into my knee.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: KS Cleaning on July 08, 2014, 05:21:51 pm
I got sent to the slammer for trying to strangle a bloke in a nightclub. He spilt his drink all over my tank top and then tried to kiss me, so I went to throttle him. I'm ashamed to say he was only 5' 1" (but he tells everyone he's 5' 7").
To be fair to him, he got time, as well, because he broke his sherry glass and jabbed into my knee.
;D ;D
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: rosskesava on July 08, 2014, 05:24:38 pm
I got done for criminal damage and fined for adding a large amount of powdered wallpaper paste into the water of a public fountain.
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Post by: DaveG on July 08, 2014, 05:29:20 pm
I got done for criminal damage and fined for adding a large amount of powdered wallpaper paste into the water of a public fountain.

Good job you didn't get done for "putting the dirt back on" that womans' windows  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: C o z y on July 08, 2014, 05:36:32 pm
Spent a weekend in army nick for being present at a mass punch-up in a Gurmun city. The GESTAPO just arrested any Brit they could see in the town square. RMP stuck about 40 of us in 10 cells.Never charged and didn't do anything anyway. Got let out on Monday morming and shouted at for about 20 minutes by the Sgt Major.

 :(
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Post by: Richard60 on July 08, 2014, 05:39:32 pm
in 1970 i was 17 .at the local dance a scuffle boke out .
so they shut the dance hall .so there was about 30 boys n girls outside disccusing what happened .a young copper came though us with a police dog .he had dog on long lease so the dog was biting some of the people .someone kicked the dog .he got on the phone to the riot police they came down .threw 15 of us lads in the vans .we were locked up for the night .taken to a speical court in the morning .no contact with family and remanded at cardiff clink for 8 days .they tried to charge us with a affray .which was 5 yrs in jail at the time .all because someone kicked the pig dog .we had legal aid because we had to have barriesters .that how serious it was .we got off because they messed up thier stories .and thats why apart from the miners strike no one trusts the police in our village  ; >:( >:(
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Post by: charlie2 on July 08, 2014, 06:42:19 pm
lol. no comennt
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Post by: Dean Taberner on July 08, 2014, 07:27:03 pm
Its a shame that there isn't a like button on this forum,

Cracking thread and some superb replies,

Love it.

Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: ben M on July 08, 2014, 07:34:09 pm
never had any prob with the law, must be not normal!
actually i am,even perfect, you know why? because i am French ;) ;D
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on July 08, 2014, 07:35:09 pm
Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight.  ::)roll



Not at all. I'm hardly interested in boasting to a bunch of strangers on the internet about 'winning a fight' some 15 years ago.  ::)roll

Touched a nerve eh? Dont worry, as no-one knows you, your insecurity is safe here. :D
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on July 08, 2014, 07:51:01 pm
Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight.  ::)roll



Not at all. I'm hardly interested in boasting to a bunch of strangers on the internet about 'winning a fight' some 15 years ago.  ::)roll

Touched a nerve eh? Dont worry, as no-one knows you, your insecurity is safe here. :D

Good attempt at trolling me and derailing this thread. I'll not be taking you on though so you're wasting your time.

Not trolling, just an opinion :)
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: Window Lickers on July 08, 2014, 08:00:18 pm
Spent a weekend in army nick for being present at a mass punch-up in a Gurmun city. The GESTAPO just arrested any Brit they could see in the town square. RMP stuck about 40 of us in 10 cells.Never charged and didn't do anything anyway. Got let out on Monday morming and shouted at for about 20 minutes by the Sgt Major.

 :(

Your planning on doing time aren't you though. Get that chocolate starfish of yours rodgered ;)
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Post by: Window Lickers on July 08, 2014, 08:31:05 pm
Never been arrested, Ho hum, you lot that have just weren't smart enough.
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Post by: Dave Willis on July 08, 2014, 08:46:52 pm
I had a Police record - Roxanne I think it was. Those were the days.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: Dannymackreturn on July 08, 2014, 08:54:29 pm
Thanks for your honest replys I enjoyed reading them. Mick Kent, Bobski they were funny replys even had to smile at your reply G Griffin lol !!!

It's good to know even thou we have done some wrong things in life but things work out in the end, not for everyone I know but it's good to read that those have put it behind them and moved on and done ok that's what my thread was about. Tosh get back in the army m8 lol !!!!!
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: tlwcs on July 08, 2014, 09:24:48 pm
I had a Police record - Roxanne I think it was. Those were the days.

Dave, those days are over, you don't have to sell your body to the night.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: PoleKing on July 08, 2014, 09:28:38 pm
I had a Police record - Roxanne I think it was. Those were the days.

Dave, those days are over, you don't have to sell your body through the night.

No wonder he's skint!
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: kaz and pete on July 08, 2014, 09:36:58 pm
Always give some one a second chance did that many years ago when a young lad needed a job he was a good worker but my business at the time went down hill it was so sad letting all my staff go especially him but gave him a glowing reference.
Kazza
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: colin bird on July 08, 2014, 10:38:09 pm
Been in jail loads of times, i try my best to roll a double to get out quick but normally have to miss 3 goes before i am free again. Its rough when you have togo directly to jail without passing go.  :o

I have never been in trouble with the law however if the same happened to me as dannymac id have done the exact same thing.
lol mick made me laugh
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: telfordwindowclnr on July 08, 2014, 10:46:01 pm
Been in jail loads of times, i try my best to roll a double to get out quick but normally have to miss 3 goes before i am free again. Its rough when you have togo directly to jail without passing go.  :o

I have never been in trouble with the law however if the same happened to me as dannymac id have done the exact same thing.
;D ;D Priceless!
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: telfordwindowclnr on July 08, 2014, 10:51:55 pm
Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight.  ::)roll




Not at all. I'm hardly interested in boasting to a bunch of strangers on the internet about 'winning a fight' some 15 years ago.  ::)roll

Touched a nerve eh? Dont worry, as no-one knows you, your insecurity is safe here. :D

Good attempt at trolling me and derailing this thread. I'll not be taking you on though so you're wasting your time.
Dead right Deegee, you tell him. You are far too busy telling people how they should run their solar cleaning companies!  ;D :-*
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: Jonny 87 on July 08, 2014, 11:06:21 pm
I'm not proud of what I've done in the past.

At least on here no one actually knows who you are so I don't mind as much.

Mine goes way back............

......

I spilt vimto on my mum and dads new sofa.

Got sent to bed for that one. Hard times.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: PoleKing on July 08, 2014, 11:10:44 pm
Danny-you forgot these...


😇👺🙈🙉🙊🔓🔒🔐⏰🚿🔫🔪💊💰🎮🍒

('Bout the only prisoney emoji's I've got)
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on July 08, 2014, 11:13:16 pm
Always give some one a second chance did that many years ago when a young lad needed a job he was a good worker but my business at the time went down hill it was so sad letting all my staff go especially him but gave him a glowing reference.
Kazza

Arsonist was he?

Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: deeege on July 08, 2014, 11:24:43 pm
Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight.  ::)roll




Not at all. I'm hardly interested in boasting to a bunch of strangers on the internet about 'winning a fight' some 15 years ago.  ::)roll

Touched a nerve eh? Dont worry, as no-one knows you, your insecurity is safe here. :D

Good attempt at trolling me and derailing this thread. I'll not be taking you on though so you're wasting your time.
Dead right Deegee, you tell him. You are far too busy telling people how they should run their solar cleaning companies!  ;D :-*

Couldn't care less how you run your business, I'm just here to pick up on your inconsistent stories. Keeping you honest, in a way.  ;D
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: G Griffin on July 09, 2014, 12:28:48 am
I'm not proud of what I've done in the past.

At least on here no one actually knows who you are so I don't mind as much.

Mine goes way back............

......

I spilt vimto on my mum and dads new sofa.

Got sent to bed for that one. Hard times.
I thought they'd have been more cordial about it.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: Small but perfectley formed on July 09, 2014, 05:59:39 am
Got charged with robbery £20 for 3 bed with small con.
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Post by: Dannymackreturn on July 09, 2014, 07:02:42 am
Degree Hummer likes a wind up !!!!

Darren I stopped using them as I think peeps were getting abit peed lol !!!! ✌️👣👍🇬🇧👳👳
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on July 09, 2014, 07:24:58 am
Degree Hummer likes a wind up !!!!

Darren I stopped using them as I think peeps were getting abit peed lol !!!! ✌️👣👍🇬🇧👳👳

Only when it's so easy ;)
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Post by: heath verrall on July 09, 2014, 07:46:37 am
what has this got to do with window cleaning, should this subject be in the non window cleaning bit of the forum ???
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Post by: Stoots on July 09, 2014, 07:50:45 am
Stabbing anyone with anything = Gay



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Post by: *Hector* on July 09, 2014, 07:53:42 am
It probably should Heath.... but some people are too scared to venture down into that dark place....  ;D ;D
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Post by: Dave Willis on July 09, 2014, 08:06:28 am
Why would anyone want to admit on an open forum they had been in prison? Is it a windowcleaners badge of honour or something?
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Post by: Window Lickers on July 09, 2014, 08:25:31 am
Its for the uneducated if the truth were known. Those who think the moral principles of society dont apply to them. Those who think they wont be caught (which lets face it is more stupidity than anything else). Those who think they are owed a living, which no-one is.
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Post by: gary999 on July 09, 2014, 08:34:04 am
Its a support richy wilts day ;D
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Post by: Paul Coleman on July 09, 2014, 08:40:17 am
I'm off to buy some bunting.  Anyone want to join me and meet him at the gates?
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Post by: deeege on July 09, 2014, 08:51:18 am
Why would anyone want to admit on an open forum they had been in prison? Is it a windowcleaners badge of honour or something?

Doesn't look to me like anyone is boasting about anything, I certainly wasn't. Personally I posted to show ignorant, non forgiving folk like French Ben that people can and do make mistakes and go on to rectify their ways. We shouldn't all be thrown under a bus for messing up the first time, should we?

Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: *Hector* on July 09, 2014, 09:22:48 am
Why would anyone want to admit on an open forum they had been in prison? Is it a windowcleaners badge of honour or something?

It's not an open forum... Google doesn't publish the pages or posts any more.. You have to actually join to read the posts...

Just sayin like..

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: G Griffin on July 09, 2014, 09:54:43 am
I'm off to buy some bunting.  Anyone want to join me and meet him at the gates?
I've tied some yellow ribbon round an old oak tree.
And I've got a bottle of Asti. We can crack it open in Market Drayton library.
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Post by: deeege on July 09, 2014, 11:33:59 am
I'm off to buy some bunting.  Anyone want to join me and meet him at the gates?
I've tied some yellow ribbon round an old oak tree.
And I've got a bottle of Asti. We can crack it open in Market Drayton library.

Lol you're on fire this week Griff.
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Post by: heath verrall on July 09, 2014, 07:57:21 pm
It probably should Heath.... but some people are too scared to venture down into that dark place....  ;D ;D

 ;D it's not that bad down there, in fact it can be very interesting.
Title: Re: PRISON !!!!
Post by: *Hector* on July 09, 2014, 08:01:15 pm
But not for the faint hearted..  ;D
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Post by: Susan Dean (1stclean) on July 09, 2014, 08:11:01 pm
good to know that your customers are gooleing your name and seeing you posting on this topic ! good one boys
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Post by: deeege on July 09, 2014, 08:19:23 pm
good to know that your customers are gooleing your name and seeing you posting on this topic ! good one boys

Yes, I'm always discussing my online usernames with my customers. (This site is also unsearchable by google)  ::)roll
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Post by: Soupy on July 09, 2014, 08:21:27 pm
good to know that your customers are gooleing your name and seeing you posting on this topic ! good one boys

Yeah. Not going to happen.
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Post by: C o z y on July 09, 2014, 08:36:04 pm
good to know that your customers are gooleing your name and seeing you posting on this topic ! good one boys

Prove 'em wrong, Google it.
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Post by: Window Lickers on July 09, 2014, 08:37:00 pm
good to know that your customers are gooleing your name and seeing you posting on this topic ! good one boys

Have you ever tried googling your username on here Susan?