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Title: nude customers
Post by: duncan h on May 23, 2014, 08:42:48 pm
I remember taking to windy, when I was in high school...years ago lol. I asked him if he saw any naked women. That was it. The stories were never ending. Now me thinking that traditional is dying, No body will be getting a quick flash to cheer the day up. My question is. With WFP, who has had the offer of sex, is it time to fit cameras onto a pole lol
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Joey Eastwood on May 23, 2014, 08:43:30 pm
Traditional is dying?
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Fin Clearview on May 23, 2014, 09:23:59 pm
I've used my pole on the insides many a time :)
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Simon Mess on May 23, 2014, 09:38:26 pm
I once asked a window cleaner if he had ever seen any naked women during his work. He said yes, but it was a very elderly lady!. Said it was something he wished he could remove from his memory ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: duncan h on May 23, 2014, 09:40:28 pm
I think the clatter of the ladder makes them run away from the window.  ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: J.D on May 23, 2014, 09:58:27 pm
I got an offer once from a customer! I wouldnt have minded only her husband was at home at the time! Too kinky for my liking, im guessing he was going to play camera man!  :-[
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Pete Thompson on May 23, 2014, 11:06:55 pm
Not quite the same thing I suppose, but one woman offered me a date with her daughter as payment, she was 100% serious.  No idea what the daughter would have thought though.

She was nice looking too.  But I asked for cash instead.
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: rosskesava on May 23, 2014, 11:10:38 pm
In 8 years of trad, I only ever saw one lady naked and that was through the frosted glass of the upstairs bathroom. I couldn't see anything except that she had no clothes on - it was a sort of pink'ish blur as the glass was very frosted.

When she paid me I apologised and she said not to worry.

That's it apart from a view of two female students sun bathing naked on a flat roof two houses away. Within 30 seconds of me going up the ladder they had gone.  :-[
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Mr.G on May 23, 2014, 11:23:28 pm
no naked people for me, as someone mentioned, the clatter of the ladder  alerts them, I always made a big loud clatter to avoid embarassing situations!
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: ascjim on May 24, 2014, 08:15:27 am
I've had a couple old lady's with there baps out. Maybe they couldn't hear my ladder 😕
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: PoleKing on May 24, 2014, 08:41:01 am
I've had a couple old lady's with there baps out. Maybe they couldn't hear my ladder 😕

Perhaps you should stop creeping and go in daylight. ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: bobplum on May 24, 2014, 08:42:25 am
when we were at the dorset show, julian pierce, south wales was telling us he phones a woman the night before.........to make sure she isn't naked!!!!!!!!!!!!

must be her party trick
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: J.D on May 24, 2014, 08:49:00 am
when we were at the dorset show, julian pierce, south wales was telling us he phones a woman the night before.........to make sure she isn't naked!!!!!!!!!!!!

must be her party trick
Love it  ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: H20cleaning on May 24, 2014, 09:04:27 am
I have seen a Middle Aged women with False boobs go into the kitchen make some breakfast while i was cleaning! She wasnt even bothered.
I also have been asked to date custards daughters on many occasions but they all fell from the ugly tree, so i have to lie and say i have a girlfriend.

Ps. Why cant i see any naked students sun bathing on roofs 😏
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: J.D on May 24, 2014, 09:14:49 am
I have seen a Middle Aged women with False boobs go into the kitchen make some breakfast while i was cleaning! She wasnt even bothered.
I also have been asked to date custards daughters on many occasions but they all fell from the ugly tree, so i have to lie and say i have a girlfriend.

Ps. Why cant i see any naked students sun bathing on roofs 😏

Because they see you coming from miles off!
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on May 24, 2014, 09:17:35 am

Think the old stigma came from this......................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPQ7CPgIpg0
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: H20cleaning on May 24, 2014, 09:31:30 am
I have seen a Middle Aged women with False boobs go into the kitchen make some breakfast while i was cleaning! She wasnt even bothered.
I also have been asked to date custards daughters on many occasions but they all fell from the ugly tree, so i have to lie and say i have a girlfriend.

Ps. Why cant i see any naked students sun bathing on roofs 😏

Because they see you coming from miles off!
my biceps aint that big pal
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: deeege on May 24, 2014, 11:13:31 am
I seen a customers daughter (20 ish, long blonde hair, very fit) sat naked and drying her hair. She didn't see or hear me because of the noise of the hairdryer. Shame that we don't trad this house anymore. :)
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: bobplum on May 24, 2014, 01:49:30 pm
I seen a customers daughter (20 ish, long blonde hair, very fit) sat naked and drying her hair. She didn't see or hear me because of the noise of the hairdryer. Shame that we don't trad this house anymore. :)

is it true it took 20 mins to do the one window ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: H20cleaning on May 24, 2014, 02:15:04 pm
I seen a customers daughter (20 ish, long blonde hair, very fit) sat naked and drying her hair. She didn't see or hear me because of the noise of the hairdryer. Shame that we don't trad this house anymore. :)
I envy this so much...  She was in her prime aswell! Nice little bee stings aswell?
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: AuRavelling79 on May 25, 2014, 05:18:20 pm
My only encounter was hopping over a gate in my ladder days and getting a full frontal view of the householder - tackle out - pruning his roses (not a euphemism) in nowt but a panama hat and Jesus boots.

Eeeeeuuuck!
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: J.D on May 25, 2014, 05:27:53 pm
My only encounter was hopping over a gate in my ladder days and getting a full frontal view of the householder - tackle out - pruning his roses (not a euphemism) in nowt but a panama hat and Jesus boots.

Eeeeeuuuck!
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Pmsl  ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: wfp master on May 27, 2014, 08:58:30 pm
I got an offer once from a customer! I wouldnt have minded only her husband was at home at the time! Too kinky for my liking, im guessing he was going to play camera man!  :-[
iam guessing HE was going to ride you like a rodeo bull.
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: J.D on May 27, 2014, 09:01:31 pm
I got an offer once from a customer! I wouldnt have minded only her husband was at home at the time! Too kinky for my liking, im guessing he was going to play camera man!  :-[
iam guessing HE was going to ride you like a rodeo bull.

I'd have cut his balls off with my Swiss Army Knife ! 
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: windowswashed on May 28, 2014, 01:22:11 am
There's a well known female exhibitionist where I work who asked me if I'd clean her windows. Told her not a problem using wfp, she insisted I use a ladder as she loves walking around in her house completely naked....told her I wasn't going back to ladders again so she said not to bother. She gets a buzz out of others watching, told her she was nuts in a polite way...ff's ;D Don't wish to go down that route as I keep everything above board and want to keep it that way, no funny business with any customer as reputation can easily be damaged through funny people like that!!!
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Window Lickers on May 28, 2014, 06:12:06 am
Lots of exhibitionists round here. We advertise specifically for them. Also employed a canvasser to put together a round specifically of people who like to get their kit off when they're having their glass polished. Females only I might add. Can't beat it, them wrinkles especially. Sod reputation  ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: *Hector* on May 28, 2014, 07:34:58 am
When you have a reputation like yours Matt...... things can only get better...  8) 8)


Passing through your patch today....  :o


 ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Window Lickers on May 28, 2014, 08:24:05 am
So long as you dont stop . . . .  ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: *Hector* on May 28, 2014, 02:07:23 pm
Didn't  :P :P :P

 ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Dick on May 28, 2014, 04:32:26 pm
As long as you keep 3 points of contact with the ladder you have a free hand.........to clean window.
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: 8weekly on May 28, 2014, 04:55:00 pm
As long as you keep 3 points of contact with the ladder you have a free hand.........to clean window.
You should know Dick.  ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: dazmond on May 28, 2014, 07:01:06 pm
ive had a teenage girl parading up and down in her house in her knickers.absolutely on purpose! :o

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

ive caught a few women leaving their bathrooms/bedrooms half naked(some of em screaming when i appear at the window!) ;D

and of course ive had girlfriends in the past i met while cleaning their windows.i never got much work cleaned though if they were off work when i was due round that day!!lol! ;) ;D
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on May 28, 2014, 08:08:21 pm
ive had a teenage girl parading up and down in her house in her knickers.absolutely on purpose! :o

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

ive caught a few women leaving their bathrooms/bedrooms half naked(some of em screaming when i appear at the window!) ;D

and of course ive had girlfriends in the past i met while cleaning their windows.i never got much work cleaned though if they were off work when i was due round that day!!lol! ;) ;D

I think your porn watching is interfering with your every day life.
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: David stewart on May 28, 2014, 08:54:43 pm
ive had a teenage girl parading up and down in her house in her knickers.absolutely on purpose! :o

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

ive caught a few women leaving their bathrooms/bedrooms half naked(some of em screaming when i appear at the window!) ;D

and of course ive had girlfriends in the past i met while cleaning their windows.i never got much work cleaned though if they were off work when i was due round that day!!lol! ;) ;D
Think you've watched confessions of a window cleaner once too often daz   ;D
I doubt you won't have any problems looking for an employee, think a few on here would pay money to work on your round  :P
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: Tom White on May 28, 2014, 09:08:35 pm
ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

Not long before I left the army I was walking through Chepstow, across the road from the bus station and there was a whole load of school kids in uniform and I was in my military uniform.

This lass there, she must've been about fifteen/sixteen years old, in her school uniform shouted across the road to me in quite a husky voice, "I just LOVE a man in uniform!"

And I growled back, as loud and as manly as I could, "YES,.... AND SO DO I", and I flounced off.

Her male companion nearly wet himself laughing.
Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: dazmond on May 28, 2014, 09:12:00 pm
seriously guys ive been cleaning windows for 21 years since i was 21!i was a bit of a rum bugger in my younger years!older and wiser though these days! ;).

i stick to girlfriends who are NOT my customers now.ive also caught 3 women getting out of bed stark naked but they were all over 60!!nearly fell off my ladder! ::)roll ;D

i also caught a guy knocking one out on his bed one time!id rather forget about that one!!lol ;D

Title: Re: nude customers
Post by: dazmond on May 28, 2014, 09:13:51 pm
ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

Not long before I left the army I was walking through Chepstow, across the road from the bus station and there was a whole load of school kids in uniform and I was in my military uniform.

This lass there, she must've been about fifteen/sixteen years old, in her school uniform shouted across the road to me in quite a husky voice, "I just LOVE a man in uniform!"

And I growled back, as loud and as manly as I could, "YES,.... AND SO DO I", and I flounced off.

Her male companion nearly wet himself laughing.

that is funny tosh!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D