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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Marc Stock on April 16, 2014, 10:14:20 pm

Title: Wife needs a window cleaner
Post by: Marc Stock on April 16, 2014, 10:14:20 pm: she's wanting me to do the insides....now..
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Post by: PoleKing on April 16, 2014, 10:14:58 pm: Dump and replace with none more
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Post by: rosskesava on April 16, 2014, 10:21:02 pm: Charge her double.
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Post by: Jonny 87 on April 16, 2014, 11:20:14 pm: Quote from: Marc Stock on April 16, 2014, 10:14:20 pm
she's wanting me to do the insides....now..

Euphemism?
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Post by: ben M on April 16, 2014, 11:39:07 pm: do like me, buy her a karcher vacuum... ;)
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Post by: Tom White on April 17, 2014, 12:05:23 am: I've never done my own windows. You've got to train them up right.
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Post by: jk999 on April 17, 2014, 08:00:46 am: I have a contract at mo where this company pays me to clean my own windows
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Post by: Clever Forum Name on April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am: I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap ;D
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Post by: jk999 on April 17, 2014, 08:14:08 am: Lol
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Post by: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:15:22 am: my girlfriend has a window cleaner who cleans the outsides but he s crap(charges £4-50)so i clean them properly from time to time.

i clean the insides as well! ::)roll ;D

along with jetwashing her patio,helping her with the garden,DIY jobs,give her money for food sometimes and take her and her daughter on holiday/meals out.

dont we all do this for our lady friends? ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
Post by: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 08:16:37 am: Quote from: ben M on April 16, 2014, 11:39:07 pm
do like me, buy her a karcher vacuum... ;)
For her birthday or Christmas.
She'll stop asking.
And change the locks and throw your stuff out.
Title: Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
Post by: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 08:18:07 am: Quote from: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:15:22 am
my girlfriend has a window cleaner who cleans the outsides but he s crap(charges £4-50)so i clean them properly from time to time.

i clean the insides as well! ::)roll ;D

along with jetwashing her patio,helping her with the garden,DIY jobs,give her money for food sometimes and take her and her daughter on holiday/meals out.

dont we all do this for our lady friends? ;D ;D
Course we do but we're talking about wives.
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Post by: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:30:15 am: whats a wife lads? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 08:46:06 am: Quote from: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:30:15 am
whats a wife lads? ;D ;D ;D
Remember that fibreglass pole you had?
A bit like that.
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Post by: DaveG on April 17, 2014, 05:13:38 pm: Quote from: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 08:46:06 am
Quote from: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:30:15 am
whats a wife lads? ;D ;D ;D
Remember that fibreglass pole you had?
A bit like that.

pmsl!!

;D ;D ;D
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Post by: elite mike on April 17, 2014, 07:51:52 pm: Quote from: Tosh on April 17, 2014, 12:05:23 am
I've never done my own windows. You've got to train them up right.

ehh hmmm ;)
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Post by: Don Kee on April 17, 2014, 07:53:51 pm: Quote from: Pure H20 Services on April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am
I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap ;D

Just about want my own, why would i want someone else's?!?!
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Post by: stig on April 17, 2014, 08:07:28 pm: Quote from: Pure H20 Services on April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am
I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap ;D
your bloody welcome to mine ( mum in law comes with her though)
Title: Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
Post by: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 09:44:26 pm: Quote from: stig on April 17, 2014, 08:07:28 pm
Quote from: Pure H20 Services on April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am
I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap ;D
your bloody welcome to mine ( mum in law comes with her though)
At the same time?
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Post by: stig on April 17, 2014, 10:03:31 pm: For keeps..... ;D
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Post by: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 10:14:44 pm: Mine's similar.
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Post by: Dave Willis on April 17, 2014, 10:40:23 pm: I've met her.

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397770817_download.jpg)
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Post by: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 10:45:21 pm: That's an old picture; we were happy then; as you can tell.
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Post by: Archer on April 21, 2014, 06:56:51 pm: Try Cozy,

He has gone worldwide, and he also covers Brecon :-[