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Title: Interesting one today.
Post by: Window Lickers on April 14, 2014, 08:28:13 pm
Turned up to do a regular clean today at a house on the edge of town, in it's own grounds. The woman is in on every occasion we've turned up and pays with cash. She's about 40 and Russian.


We started cleaning and she appears at the front door dressed in a short white towelling robe, fishnet stockings and heels.


She says 'Oh hi, I'll pay you now as I'm with a client. Have a happy Easter'  :o :o :o :o :o

'You too' says I.  ;D
Title: Re: Interesting one today.
Post by: bobplum on April 14, 2014, 08:29:13 pm
payment in kind???
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Post by: elite mike on April 14, 2014, 08:31:25 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: George P on April 14, 2014, 08:53:59 pm
what address did yuo say  ;D
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Post by: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:34:59 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 
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Post by: stuart mc on April 14, 2014, 09:53:40 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
Title: Re: Interesting one today.
Post by: Window Lickers on April 14, 2014, 09:57:15 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 


No need. The action was going on downstairs.


I bet the punter was impressed  ;D
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Post by: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:58:07 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.
Title: Re: Interesting one today.
Post by: stuart mc on April 14, 2014, 09:59:00 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.
;D
Title: Re: Interesting one today.
Post by: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 10:03:45 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 


No need. The action was going on downstairs.


I bet the punter was impressed  ;D
I bet nobody could concentrate on what they were supposed to be doing  ;D.
Title: Re: Interesting one today.
Post by: Window Lickers on April 14, 2014, 11:39:43 pm
I bet her insides are dirty  ;D

I bet there's lots of smears too.  ;D


The image below is purely for educational purposes.    8)

(http://res.cloudinary.com/dbe1coaue/image/upload/v1397515236/image_hbeput.jpg)
Title: Re: Interesting one today.
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on April 15, 2014, 05:22:06 am
She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?
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Post by: Window Lickers on April 15, 2014, 07:55:15 am
I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.


 :-*
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Post by: LT carpet cleaning on April 15, 2014, 08:09:41 am
I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.


 :-*

 ;D
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Post by: G Griffin on April 15, 2014, 08:19:40 am
She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?
No, that's Geoff; the client.
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Post by: robertphil on April 15, 2014, 08:25:30 am
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good
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Post by: LT carpet cleaning on April 15, 2014, 08:41:49 am
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh? ???
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Post by: andyM on April 15, 2014, 08:47:21 am
Her front door looks all wet.
Do the clients have to enter through her back door?
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Post by: H20cleaning on April 15, 2014, 08:47:26 am
This is why i have a gopro camera attached to my clx
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Post by: Window Lickers on April 15, 2014, 01:05:31 pm
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh? ???

He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.

I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
Title: Re: Interesting one today.
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on April 15, 2014, 01:09:57 pm
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh? ???

He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.

I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.

He confused me, I always thought anyone with half a brain knew Russia was in Eastern Europe. Oh well.
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Post by: G Griffin on April 15, 2014, 03:06:51 pm
In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
;D
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Post by: C o z y on April 15, 2014, 03:12:00 pm
I'm surprised she didn't ask you for some of that Dry Lube you have in ya van all the time.  :D
Was there a strong smell of togetherness around when she opened the door mate?
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Post by: jarvy on April 15, 2014, 04:06:15 pm
The real question is why are you taking pics of women at their front doors when paying???   :o :o
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Post by: Window Lickers on April 15, 2014, 04:18:25 pm
Educational purposes, didn't you read the post?  :-*
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Post by: alfie11 on April 15, 2014, 04:20:57 pm

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He confused me, I always thought anyone with half a brain knew Russia was in Eastern Europe. Oh well.
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majority of Russia is in Asia  :P
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Post by: jarvy on April 15, 2014, 04:22:26 pm
Education implies that something is learnt.... not really learnt anything from that if I am honest!
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Post by: Window Lickers on April 15, 2014, 04:23:10 pm
We're not all as brilliant as you. Fortunately.
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Post by: jarvy on April 15, 2014, 04:27:11 pm
Glad that cleared up then  ;)
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Post by: Jonny 87 on April 16, 2014, 12:49:38 am
I bet her insides are dirty  ;D

I bet there's lots of smears too.  ;D


The image below is purely for educational purposes.    8)

(http://res.cloudinary.com/dbe1coaue/image/upload/v1397515236/image_hbeput.jpg)

This picture really confuses me.lol. Did you actually snap a pic of your customer or did you get your wife to reenact the scene? Lol
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Post by: Tom White on April 16, 2014, 01:34:39 am
You'd have thought - in that type of work - that she'd make an effort with her appearance too.  It looks like she's just gotten out of her pit after a heavy night on the broon ale.
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Post by: robertphil on April 16, 2014, 06:46:07 am
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh? ???

He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.

I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
i never paid, well not in the biblical sense .    i tangled with the russian bear and made good my escape,if you get my drift .  bloody hell i can remember sh/ttin myself on the plane sat on the tarmac at moscow bound for blighty ,take off  with no delay please capn ,you barsteward  gemme outta here !
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Post by: Dave Willis on April 16, 2014, 06:48:50 am
Must be a rough area - never seen so many door locks on one door!
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Post by: Window Lickers on April 16, 2014, 07:00:33 am
We used to do it before she moved in. A high court judge used to live there.
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Post by: Fin Clearview on April 16, 2014, 09:05:14 am
Dirty cash n fishy fingers  ;D
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Post by: G Griffin on April 16, 2014, 10:06:06 am
We used to do it before she moved in. A high court judge used to live there.
The area's on the up, then?