Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Window Lickers on April 14, 2014, 08:28:13 pm
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Turned up to do a regular clean today at a house on the edge of town, in it's own grounds. The woman is in on every occasion we've turned up and pays with cash. She's about 40 and Russian.
We started cleaning and she appears at the front door dressed in a short white towelling robe, fishnet stockings and heels.
She says 'Oh hi, I'll pay you now as I'm with a client. Have a happy Easter' :o :o :o :o :o
'You too' says I. ;D
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payment in kind???
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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what address did yuo say ;D
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I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice.
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I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice.
why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
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I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice.
No need. The action was going on downstairs.
I bet the punter was impressed ;D
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I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice.
why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.
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I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice.
why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.
;D
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I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice.
No need. The action was going on downstairs.
I bet the punter was impressed ;D
I bet nobody could concentrate on what they were supposed to be doing ;D.
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I bet her insides are dirty ;D
I bet there's lots of smears too. ;D
The image below is purely for educational purposes. 8)
(http://res.cloudinary.com/dbe1coaue/image/upload/v1397515236/image_hbeput.jpg)
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She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?
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I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.
:-*
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I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.
:-*
;D
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She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?
No, that's Geoff; the client.
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russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but not so good
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russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but not so good
Eh? ???
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Her front door looks all wet.
Do the clients have to enter through her back door?
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This is why i have a gopro camera attached to my clx
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russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but not so good
Eh? ???
He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.
I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
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russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but not so good
Eh? ???
He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.
I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
He confused me, I always thought anyone with half a brain knew Russia was in Eastern Europe. Oh well.
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In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
;D
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I'm surprised she didn't ask you for some of that Dry Lube you have in ya van all the time. :D
Was there a strong smell of togetherness around when she opened the door mate?
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The real question is why are you taking pics of women at their front doors when paying??? :o :o
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Educational purposes, didn't you read the post? :-*
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He confused me, I always thought anyone with half a brain knew Russia was in Eastern Europe. Oh well.
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majority of Russia is in Asia :P
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Education implies that something is learnt.... not really learnt anything from that if I am honest!
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We're not all as brilliant as you. Fortunately.
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Glad that cleared up then ;)
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I bet her insides are dirty ;D
I bet there's lots of smears too. ;D
The image below is purely for educational purposes. 8)
(http://res.cloudinary.com/dbe1coaue/image/upload/v1397515236/image_hbeput.jpg)
This picture really confuses me.lol. Did you actually snap a pic of your customer or did you get your wife to reenact the scene? Lol
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You'd have thought - in that type of work - that she'd make an effort with her appearance too. It looks like she's just gotten out of her pit after a heavy night on the broon ale.
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russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but not so good
Eh? ???
He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.
I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
i never paid, well not in the biblical sense . i tangled with the russian bear and made good my escape,if you get my drift . bloody hell i can remember sh/ttin myself on the plane sat on the tarmac at moscow bound for blighty ,take off with no delay please capn ,you barsteward gemme outta here !
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Must be a rough area - never seen so many door locks on one door!
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We used to do it before she moved in. A high court judge used to live there.
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Dirty cash n fishy fingers ;D
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We used to do it before she moved in. A high court judge used to live there.
The area's on the up, then?