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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Perfect Windows on April 14, 2014, 05:15:26 pm

Title: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: Perfect Windows on April 14, 2014, 05:15:26 pm
http://goo.gl/maps/HsCTD
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Post by: 8weekly on April 14, 2014, 05:39:26 pm
Brilliant.

I have some identical house to that to clean.
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Post by: Clever Forum Name on April 14, 2014, 05:48:03 pm
What am I looking at  ???
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Post by: paul ette on April 14, 2014, 05:50:50 pm
God it's not just me then, poxy stuff gets caught on everything. Can't believe it was found on google maps, ;D
Title: Re: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: Perfect Windows on April 14, 2014, 05:51:21 pm
What am I looking at  ???

Some poor sod with a tangled hose, immortalised on Google Earth.

Vin
Title: Re: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: Perfect Windows on April 14, 2014, 05:51:57 pm
God it's not just me then, poxy stuff gets caught on everything. Can't believe it was found on google maps, ;D

I was just checking out the address of a new clean.

Vin
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Post by: 8weekly on April 14, 2014, 05:56:15 pm
Car tyres and wheelie bins do me 'ead in.
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Post by: paul ette on April 14, 2014, 05:59:50 pm
Usually goes plant, then wheelie bin then car tyre, by then I've lost it
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Post by: Clever Forum Name on April 14, 2014, 06:09:05 pm
Ah ok i see what you mean now, i seem to work ok with the hose.
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Post by: Simon Mess on April 14, 2014, 06:15:34 pm
Ah ok i see what you mean now, i seem to work ok with the hose.


What's your secret then?! ;D
Title: Re: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: Perfect Windows on April 14, 2014, 06:31:59 pm
All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin
Title: Re: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: Don Kee on April 14, 2014, 06:34:12 pm
All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin

So you basically want him to invent a tardis...?? ;D
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Post by: Perfect Windows on April 14, 2014, 06:42:31 pm
All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin

So you basically want him to invent a tardis...?? ;D

No, that would be daft.  Just a time flexible hose.  I'd do it but I'm too busy.

Vin
Title: Re: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: Alex Gardiner on April 14, 2014, 06:51:56 pm
All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin

I have just had a sample of our new 4D Microbore™ hose delivered to my office today. It arrived 3 weeks before I had ordered it and 2 years before I had decided to invent it - great stuff  :)



Title: Re: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: Perfect Windows on April 14, 2014, 06:53:27 pm
I'll order some next week for delivery four years ago and I'll always have been using it so I won't need to start this thread.

Vin
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Post by: robbo333 on April 14, 2014, 07:03:39 pm
Spray all your hose with dry lube and it never gets caught on anything  ;D
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Post by: Neil Gornall on April 14, 2014, 07:18:15 pm
This fella doesn't have to worry about tangled hose. He just has to worry about where he has left all his ladders and steps.  ;D

http://tinyurl.com/o5ydp7h
Title: Re: Not me but I know just how he feels....
Post by: 8weekly on April 14, 2014, 07:26:22 pm
This fella doesn't have to worry about tangled hose. He just has to worry about where he has left all his ladders and steps.  ;D

http://tinyurl.com/o5ydp7h

Scrims drying everywhere!
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Post by: C o z y on April 14, 2014, 07:36:47 pm
Spray all your hose with dry lube and it never gets caught on anything  ;D

Sounds like something Matt Bateman would use.
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Post by: Window Lickers on April 14, 2014, 07:42:46 pm
Mong!  ;D
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Post by: Bill.upnw on April 14, 2014, 07:47:08 pm
Hahaha, if only eh vin n alex,