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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: C o z y on April 13, 2014, 04:19:36 pm

Title: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 13, 2014, 04:19:36 pm
Got a customer moving there this week.
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: stuart mc on April 13, 2014, 04:22:53 pm
poor sod :'(
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: *Hector* on April 13, 2014, 06:26:55 pm
covered it all on foot at one time or another.....

HTH
 ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Bacon?
Post by: Michael Peterson on April 13, 2014, 06:37:29 pm
no but i like bacon
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 13, 2014, 06:45:25 pm
Behave!!  ;D Any takers please?
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: *Hector* on April 13, 2014, 06:47:21 pm
Any takers please?

So.... the truth is now out...  :o :o

Cozy is the giver and is looking for a taker....

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 13, 2014, 06:50:07 pm
Pi$$ off back to the carpet muncher section of CIU Hectoid!!  ;D

Seen pics of the house, looks like a good 20 to 25 quid job.
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: koopmaster on April 15, 2014, 08:57:39 am
HA, only reason I clicked on this one is because on the estate I clean Brecon close is part of this estate. :)
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 15, 2014, 08:59:59 am
International window cleaner , doing really well.  :-[

20-25 I'm available for such a massive job,
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 15, 2014, 02:17:30 pm
 ??? What are you on about you bulletheaded Morris dancing mong? I'm looking for an ex custy of mine for a window cleaner for Brecon area. I would rather stick pins in my own eyes before offering any work to you, you Phil Mitchel lookalike.  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397568138_zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg)

Got ya holidays booked to go to the CL matches next season yet?  Don't forget the head wax to polish that huge melon of a head of yours  ;D
 One more point Phil Mitchel. If you like to get abusive and have a pop at members on here, learn to take the banter, and please stop phoning us up when you come home from ya model train club booze ups. It's getting boring now.  ::)roll


Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 15, 2014, 08:21:34 pm
??? What are you on about you bulletheaded Morris dancing mong? I'm looking for an ex custy of mine for a window cleaner for Brecon area. I would rather stick pins in my own eyes before offering any work to you, you Phil Mitchel lookalike.  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397568138_zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg)

Got ya holidays booked to go to the CL matches next season yet?  Don't forget the head wax to polish that huge melon of a head of yours  ;D
 One more point Phil Mitchel. If you like to get abusive and have a pop at members on here, learn to take the banter, and please stop phoning us up when you come home from ya model train club booze ups. It's getting boring now.  ::)roll




I don't care about you taking the rip out of us baldies and I wish you'd leave those morris dancing types alone but now you're being really mean! I love model trains and I'm really upset now. I'm gonna report you to Tosh.

That reminds me, have I told you about my model of the railway bridge over the River Kwai I'm building out of matchsticks?

There's a little model of Tosh's grandpappy with his Arisaki type 38 rifle ready to fire at Alec Guinness. And then there's Tosh's other grandpappy (the geordie one) underneath the bridge putting charges in place.

Then it gets a bit surreal cuz Burt Reynolds is going underneath in a canoe with a bow and arrow (aka the baldheaded, toupe wearing archer) ready to avenge Ned Beatty.

 ;D


 
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 15, 2014, 09:12:52 pm
Thanks Malc, but o you know anyone that covers Brecon?  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 15, 2014, 09:30:42 pm
Thanks Malc, but o you know anyone that covers Brecon?  ;D

'fraid not.
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 15, 2014, 10:08:13 pm
I can cover it for such a massive amount, especially helping out a fellow Mong, although I haven't got 6 fingers.

That's the result of inbreeding, feel sorry for you cozy,

Sister your mum and all that, not my cup of tea to be honest
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 15, 2014, 10:18:50 pm
I can cover it for such a massive amount, especially helping out a fellow Mong, although I haven't got 6 fingers.

That's the result of inbreeding, feel sorry for you cozy,

Sister your mum and all that, not my cup of tea to be honest

Sorry? You haven't got six fingers? Why would you tell the forum that? How many fingers have you got?

 ???
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: ben M on April 15, 2014, 10:25:42 pm
seriously cozy i love your posts, you are so funny!  :)
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: G Griffin on April 15, 2014, 10:26:52 pm
Well, on the one hand.......
.........but it sounds like a case of six of one and half a dozen of the other.
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: ben M on April 15, 2014, 10:28:21 pm
I can cover it for such a massive amount, especially helping out a fellow Mong, although I haven't got 6 fingers.

That's the result of inbreeding, feel sorry for you cozy,

Sister your mum and all that, not my cup of tea to be honest

Sorry? You haven't got six fingers? Why would you tell the forum that? How many fingers have you got?

 ???
maybe not 6 fingers but a good forehead anyway  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: *Hector* on April 16, 2014, 06:09:30 am
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397624966_ar.png)
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 16, 2014, 06:59:42 am
I'd love to point out your other physical and mental challenges Archer, but I've got to go to work now, and won't be back til tomorrow.  :(

Hope that nasty little rash clears up soon, and don't forget to let all the men know that you've had contact with in the last few weeks at "Morris dancing" classes.  ;)

In the meantime, if anyone covers Brecon, please let me know in the next week or so. Thanks lads.  :)

Hectoid:  ;D ;D ;D

Ben M:  ;D Very observant.
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: ben M on April 16, 2014, 09:56:01 am
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397624966_ar.png)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 16, 2014, 12:37:09 pm


Sick twisted BULLY with numerous accounts and IDs on here, who sits constantly logging in and out of different accounts,,,,,,, seriously I'll in the head.

Serious names for people like you, people that are MASSIVE, funny and hard behind a computer screen,

Not got balls to confront others apart from bully boy tactics,

Others on here will laugh at how witty you are, but I'm sure would rather see me and you talk it through over coffee
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: *Hector* on April 16, 2014, 12:50:47 pm
You should stop rising to the bait Archer..

Also sort out your veiled threats of "coffee"
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 16, 2014, 01:59:16 pm
Go away hector
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: *Hector* on April 16, 2014, 02:59:24 pm
 :-* :-* :-*

 ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 17, 2014, 02:17:33 pm


Sick twisted BULLY with numerous accounts and IDs on here, who sits constantly logging in and out of different accounts,,,,,,, seriously I'll in the head.

Serious names for people like you, people that are MASSIVE, funny and hard behind a computer screen,

Not got balls to confront others apart from bully boy tactics,

Others on here will laugh at how witty you are, but I'm sure would rather see me and you talk it through over coffee

lol, I haven't got more than one account on here you mong  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397740644_images.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 17, 2014, 02:19:08 pm
Still looking for a WC in Brecon lads.
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 17, 2014, 04:02:39 pm


I can cover it, seeing as nobody else wants to take on the challenge of working on your behalf  :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 17, 2014, 04:14:47 pm
I'll type this really slowly, because you can't read very fast mate. I've got a customer moving from Paderborn, that's in Germany, where I am, and wanted to recommend a windy for her. So I came on here to ask if anyone can cover the job. Not for me, why would I sub out a single domestic custy? Is that what you do? I have no idea how you arrive at that assumption.

So, if you know anyone that works in that area, you may like to point them in this direction, so I can pass on the details.

H a v e   y o u   u n d e r s t o o d   i t   n o w ? I know the little hamster on that wheel between your ears is working as fast as it can, but do try to keep up Phil Mitchel.

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397747685_ARCHER POTATO.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 17, 2014, 04:31:03 pm


I can cover it cozy,


Just think, Germany, peckham & Brecon
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 17, 2014, 04:32:48 pm


Yes i work alone and clean houses, what is wrong with that ?

I can cover the area you need cleaning, PLEASE allow me to show you  can do it pwoperwy
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 17, 2014, 04:36:25 pm
??? What are you on about you bulletheaded Morris dancing numpty? I'm looking for an ex custy of mine for a window cleaner for Brecon area. I would rather stick pins in my own eyes before offering any work to you, you Phil Mitchel lookalike.  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397568138_zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg)

Got ya holidays booked to go to the CL matches next season yet?  Don't forget the head wax to polish that huge melon of a head of yours  ;D
 One more point Phil Mitchel. If you like to get abusive and have a pop at members on here, learn to take the banter, and please stop phoning us up when you come home from ya model train club booze ups. It's getting boring now.  ::)roll




I don't care about you taking the rip out of us baldies and I wish you'd leave those morris dancing types alone but now you're being really mean! I love model trains and I'm really upset now. I'm gonna report you to Tosh.

That reminds me, have I told you about my model of the railway bridge over the River Kwai I'm building out of matchsticks?

There's a little model of Tosh's grandpappy with his Arisaki type 38 rifle ready to fire at Alec Guinness. And then there's Tosh's other grandpappy (the geordie one) underneath the bridge putting charges in place.

Then it gets a bit surreal cuz Burt Reynolds is going underneath in a canoe with a bow and arrow (aka the baldheaded, toupe wearing archer) ready to avenge Ned Beatty.

 ;D


 


 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 17, 2014, 04:42:20 pm


Yes i work alone and clean houses, what is wrong with that ?

I can cover the area you need cleaning, PLEASE allow me to show you  can do it pwoperwy

 ??? I asked if you sub out single domestic custies, are you typing with your forehead again?

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397749272_sandmanmug_display_image.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: *Hector* on April 17, 2014, 07:13:23 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397758377_muttley.gif)
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 17, 2014, 10:30:55 pm


I can cover it for you  :-[
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Window Lickers on April 17, 2014, 10:53:11 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397747685_ARCHER POTATO.jpg)

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 17, 2014, 11:01:15 pm


I can cover it for you  :-[ ::)roll
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 17, 2014, 11:25:01 pm
Yeah yeah, whatever Archer. Stay off the drink weekends eh? have a nce weekend and all that.
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: MWC on April 17, 2014, 11:28:14 pm


I can cover it for you  :-[ ::)roll

Lol, I can cover too also!!!
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: ben M on April 17, 2014, 11:29:32 pm
I'll type this really slowly, because you can't read very fast mate. I've got a customer moving from Paderborn, that's in Germany, where I am, and wanted to recommend a windy for her. So I came on here to ask if anyone can cover the job. Not for me, why would I sub out a single domestic custy? Is that what you do? I have no idea how you arrive at that assumption.

So, if you know anyone that works in that area, you may like to point them in this direction, so I can pass on the details.

H a v e   y o u   u n d e r s t o o d   i t   n o w ? I know the little hamster on that wheel between your ears is working as fast as it can, but do try to keep up Phil Mitchel.

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1397747685_ARCHER POTATO.jpg)
seriously Archer you are so funny, love your pics!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: ben M on April 17, 2014, 11:31:09 pm
cozy,  midnight soon, get ready for a phone call or 2.... ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: MWC on April 17, 2014, 11:35:07 pm
cozy,  midnight soon, get ready for a phone call or 2.... ;D

Is that a call asking if you can go round and Deleted by mod off??? Strange boys.  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: ben M on April 17, 2014, 11:36:40 pm
cozy,  midnight soon, get ready for a phone call or 2.... ;D

Is that a call asking if you can go round and y off??? Strange boys.  ;D
ask Archer...
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: MWC on April 17, 2014, 11:40:03 pm
cozy,  midnight soon, get ready for a phone call or 2.... ;D

Is that a call asking if you can go round and suck??? Strange boys.  ;D
ask Archer...


C'mon Benjy, you always behind Cozy holding his sausage for him
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: ben M on April 17, 2014, 11:41:18 pm
cozy,  midnight soon, get ready for a phone call or 2.... ;D

Is that a call asking if you can go round and off??? Strange boys.  ;D
ask Archer...


C'mon Benjy, you always behind Cozy holding his sausage for him
not at all, my name is Ben not benjy and i find him funny, not like you....
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: Archer on April 21, 2014, 06:55:49 pm
Cheers Benny


Heard she's still complaining your not delivering the goods, ha ha ha

Small man syndrome, same as your bum chum
Title: Re: Anyone cover Brecon?
Post by: C o z y on April 21, 2014, 07:13:47 pm
Concentrate on ya honeymoon ya plonker, and stay off the cheap plonk and making a plonker of yourself on here.   ;D ;D ;D