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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: AuRavelling79 on April 07, 2014, 11:25:04 am

Title: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 07, 2014, 11:25:04 am

Got a letter from my mate David Cameron. Didn't know he held me in such high esteem!

Have you got one?

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: *Hector* on April 07, 2014, 11:29:29 am

What I would really like to know is....

1. how you got your post so early in the day.. and...

2. why are you not at work?



and no not received post yet, so don't know..

 ;D

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: dannymack on April 07, 2014, 12:03:06 pm

Yes I got one Geanville it's says 10 Downing Street at top of the letter, with Cameron's signature at the bottom

See we must be portent pmsl didn't know whether to frame it ha ha 👍😏

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: Pete Thompson on April 07, 2014, 01:41:03 pm

I didn't get one   :-\

I must be a pleb, unworthy of any attention by the elite trust-fund toffs who run this country. 

What did it say?

(Did it say "please don't vote for UKIP in the european elections, because they're probably going to win them and that will make a TV election debate awkward for me")

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: G Griffin on April 07, 2014, 04:03:11 pm

Quote from: Pete Thompson on April 07, 2014, 01:41:03 pm

What did it say?

No milk today.

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 07, 2014, 04:12:50 pm

Quote from: G Griffin on April 07, 2014, 04:03:11 pm

Quote from: Pete Thompson on April 07, 2014, 01:41:03 pm

What did it say?

No milk today.

Another milk snatching tory  >:(  ;D

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 07, 2014, 06:29:01 pm

It probably said "Farage and Clegg discussing Europe is like two bald men arguing over a comb.  Vote Tory if you want toupé your way in life."

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on June 13, 2014, 12:38:19 pm

Glad I didn't chuck it without reading it - apparently if you employ anyone you get £2000 off of their NIC contributions this tax year.

So my employee pays tax and N.I.
I also pay N.I. as the employer's contribution.

So if I pay DTM £1500 then I pay about £100 plus per month over and above his wages.

So I don't have to pay up to £2k. I will save about £1400. If I had more employees then I'd get the full £2k as long as their N.I. added up to that.

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: Soupy on June 13, 2014, 01:55:02 pm

Quote from: Gold

Glad I didn't chuck it without reading it - apparently if you employ anyone you get £2000 off of their NIC contributions this tax year.

So my employee pays tax and N.I.
I also pay N.I. as the employer's contribution.

So if I pay DTM £1500 then I pay about £100 plus per month over and above his wages.

So I don't have to pay up to £2k. I will save about £1400. If I had more employees then I'd get the full £2k as long as their N.I. added up to that.

Spot on.

Luckily all I had to do was click a box on sage. Job done.

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: Richard60 on June 13, 2014, 03:52:15 pm

mine said my unemployment benifit will stay the same this year .i dont worry any more .because you have 10 warnings .and then you have to pay back what you owe them at £5 per week . ;D ;D

Title: Re: My mate Dave wrote to me from 10 Downing Street!
Post by: SeanK on June 13, 2014, 04:50:29 pm

Quote from: Pete Thompson on April 07, 2014, 01:41:03 pm

I didn't get one   :-\

I must be a pleb, unworthy of any attention by the elite trust-fund toffs who run this country. 

What did it say?

(Did it say "please don't vote for UKIP in the european elections, because they're probably going to win them and that will make a TV election debate awkward for me")

Could you please skip this months clean as the rain has cleaned them thanks Dave.