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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Klean07 on April 04, 2014, 10:29:54 am

Title: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: Klean07 on April 04, 2014, 10:29:54 am
http://www.kgbdeals.co.uk/birmingham-uk/32846-squeaky-clean-cleaning-service?aff_id=
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: Dean Taberner on April 04, 2014, 10:32:14 am
This guy is a total Muppet, he's the biggest clown I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with.
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: bobplum on April 04, 2014, 03:05:16 pm
is this the same guy who as blog or an article on the internet about starting a window cleaning business ???
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: Plankton on April 04, 2014, 03:25:51 pm
Valid for a window cleaning for a house up to 3 bedrooms, these cleaning professionals will put their expertise and equipment to work for you so that your carpets feel clean and fresh!

What the f**k, is he cleaning carpets with a squeegee!
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: Jack Harris on April 04, 2014, 04:51:42 pm
He put a business card through my Nans door £5 any size house £1 extra with conservatory, her house to clean i would charge £15/18 if i didn't do hers for free as she's my nan. must be desperate
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: wfp master on April 04, 2014, 05:31:48 pm
might get him to do my gutters. ;)  £19 bargain
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on April 04, 2014, 05:42:24 pm
Sub Contract all your messers out to him for a fiver,  sit back, relax and rake in the profits.
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: SeanK on April 04, 2014, 06:42:31 pm
£5 for a 3 bed property he must be in London to get those prices.
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: jarvy on April 04, 2014, 06:51:30 pm
Be it commercial or domestic there will always be muppets that'll do it for a crap price.
Some people on here say that's why they don't do commercial, but it seems that either has it's own low price warriors.
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: David stewart on April 04, 2014, 08:06:33 pm
Idiot! Had one call round and canvass one of my customers, I charge £12 and he was saying he would do any house in the area for a fiver. I bluntly told her I'd sooner sell my van and ask for a job application in McDonald's than clean hers for that. Still cleaning hers yet three months later...
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: Klean07 on April 04, 2014, 08:15:16 pm
Its blokes like him that give us wc's a bad press!
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: rosskesava on April 04, 2014, 08:58:54 pm
Maybe he's Richy Wilts in disguise?
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: CleanClear on April 04, 2014, 09:56:09 pm
This guy is a total Muppet, he's the biggest clown I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with.

Hi Dean, what makes you say he's a muppet? His advertisments or something you know personally? The reason i ask i i actually think it is a clever marketting ruse/ploy he's using. And if you look at his website you see more expensive prices, albeit there seems to be some discrepacy like his website has not been updated correctly or whatever. But what sticks out is he has been trading since 2002 or summat? He surely has an idea what he's doing.
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: CleanClear on April 04, 2014, 10:04:00 pm
Idiot! Had one call round and canvass one of my customers, I charge £12 and he was saying he would do any house in the area for a fiver. I bluntly told her I'd sooner sell my van and ask for a job application in McDonald's than clean hers for that. Still cleaning hers yet three months later...

Read it properly will you David and find out the facts. It looks to me like £5 is an introductory offer, unless you think KGB deals is a contract for life?
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: CleanClear on April 04, 2014, 10:08:01 pm
Its blokes like him that give us wc's a bad press!

Really, you don't reckon its blokes that can't read or understand and appear to be thick that give us a bad press, you reckon its a guy on a marketing drive that gives us a bad press? If i was poopting myself over some one offering £5 cleans, then i'd assume two things.
1) i'm crap and i should be worried.
2) i'm crap and i've got competition.
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: capn sparkle on April 04, 2014, 10:52:59 pm
From his website - think we're ok guys  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D





Window Cleaning.

3 Bedroom House- £21.00

4 Bedroom House- £25.00



5 Bedroom House- £30.00

Please note that the clean includes all UPVC, sills and frames.

We do not use ladders to clean windows as the water fed pole system gets the best results.

Gutter Cleaning.


Prices for a one off costs form £129

If you are a regular customer the price will start from £70.00
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: petski2 on April 04, 2014, 10:59:44 pm
Am I missing something or is there no phone number on his site?
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: capn sparkle on April 04, 2014, 11:22:42 pm
Am I missing something or is there no phone number on his site?



Nope, couldn't find one either
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: CleanClear on April 04, 2014, 11:57:38 pm
Ok, we're getting somewhere now. It looks like its not £5 for a regular clean. Problem is now he doesn't have a regular phone number, lets report him eh ? Every housholder has there window cleaners phone number right?
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 05, 2014, 05:10:49 am
Yeah I hate putin he's ruining it for everyone  >:(
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: robertphil on April 05, 2014, 05:58:09 am
a sprat to catch a mackerel

 imagine he has a big workload
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: Dean Taberner on April 05, 2014, 07:23:49 am
This guy is a total Muppet, he's the biggest clown I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with.

Hi Dean, what makes you say he's a muppet? His advertisments or something you know personally? The reason i ask i i actually think it is a clever marketting ruse/ploy he's using. And if you look at his website you see more expensive prices, albeit there seems to be some discrepacy like his website has not been updated correctly or whatever. But what sticks out is he has been trading since 2002 or summat? He surely has an idea what he's doing.

I know the bloke personally mate, he's a total fool. He's put out offers like this before and not delivered.
Title: Re: He's at it again lads! £5 a clean on KGB!
Post by: Klean07 on April 05, 2014, 08:52:22 am
This guy is a total Muppet, he's the biggest clown I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with.

Hi Dean, what makes you say he's a muppet? His advertisments or something you know personally? The reason i ask i i actually think it is a clever marketting ruse/ploy he's using. And if you look at his website you see more expensive prices, albeit there seems to be some discrepacy like his website has not been updated correctly or whatever. But what sticks out is he has been trading since 2002 or summat? He surely has an idea what he's doing.
Proof is in the pudding then! Enough said!

I know the bloke personally mate, he's a total fool. He's put out offers like this before and not delivered.