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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on April 01, 2014, 06:31:22 pm

Title: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: Dave Willis on April 01, 2014, 06:31:22 pm
Customer must have a drink problem me thinks?

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1396373474_seven green bottles.jpg)
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: dave0123 on April 01, 2014, 06:33:54 pm
or.. maybe had a party
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: windowswashed on April 01, 2014, 07:50:28 pm
or cant be bothered to put it out for the dustbinmen
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: 8weekly on April 01, 2014, 08:01:43 pm
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

The best I heard was a South African in SA that used to fill Amazon boxes with them and leave his car unlocked with them on the back seat in dodgy areas.
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: Jim Waugh(Albright & Shiny) on April 01, 2014, 08:45:57 pm
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

The best I heard was a South African in SA that used to fill Amazon boxes with them and leave his car unlocked with them on the back seat in dodgy areas.
ROTFLMAO..
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 01, 2014, 09:17:37 pm
This is something that I've noticed more & more over the last few years. The amount of alcohol bottles outside customers houses seems to have increased ten fold in recent years!!
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: Frankybadboy on April 01, 2014, 09:39:58 pm
that's out side toshy babys house
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: G Griffin on April 01, 2014, 10:26:23 pm
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

To scotch any rumours?
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: Dave Willis on April 01, 2014, 10:35:21 pm
stop the neighbours wineing I expect.
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 01, 2014, 10:35:37 pm
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

To scotch any rumours?

you would need 100%PROOF to SCOTCH any rumours
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 01, 2014, 10:41:36 pm
Piston liquid, that's what I say!
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 01, 2014, 10:46:04 pm
Piston liquid, that's what I say!

could of been vodka jellies or an awful lot of those awful alcoholic chocolates you used to get years ago which name escapes me? or rum and raison ice cream? or holy spirit? Ok I'll stop now.
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: G Griffin on April 01, 2014, 11:00:27 pm
Ok I'll stop now.
That's the hard part.
And it's liqueurs, innit?
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 01, 2014, 11:25:22 pm
Ok I'll stop now.
That's the hard part.
And it's liqueurs, innit?

like window cleaning one day at a time  ;D yes liquers thats it!
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: Dave Willis on April 01, 2014, 11:45:35 pm
"liqueurs Madam?"

"no! you lick your own thank you!"
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 01, 2014, 11:50:41 pm
"liqueurs Madam?"

"no! you lick your own thank you!"

How very dare you!  :o
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: *Hector* on April 02, 2014, 07:24:22 am
The cloakroom attendant has been working overtime here handing out all the COATS!!!!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: C o z y on April 02, 2014, 08:03:15 am
The cloakroom attendant has been working overtime here handing out all the COATS!!!!

 ;D ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: Tom White on April 02, 2014, 04:03:59 pm
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

The best I heard was a South African in SA that used to fill Amazon boxes with them and leave his car unlocked with them on the back seat in dodgy areas.

Wor Lass caught a local guy dumping empty bottles out of a rucksack into a school litter bin.
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: G Griffin on April 02, 2014, 06:52:52 pm
The cloakroom attendant has been working overtime here handing out all the COATS!!!!

 ;D ;D
Don't Grouse, Bud.
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: Dave Willis on April 02, 2014, 08:31:54 pm
Hector's gone AWOL (absinthe without leave)
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on April 02, 2014, 08:41:50 pm
Hector's gone AWOL (absinthe without leave)

SShhhhh Dave! thats a TABOO subject. Did i tell you ive got a date friday night? she was hanging out in the off liscence her name is TIA MARIA.
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 02, 2014, 10:05:15 pm
Baby, it's a Sham! Ain't no Strong Bow man & his Archers gonna dampen my Spirits! That Mad Dog with 20/20 vision is to blame, Stella's her name!

When life hands you Melons, make Melonade!
Title: Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
Post by: C o z y on April 03, 2014, 11:30:45 am
The cloakroom attendant has been working overtime here handing out all the COATS!!!!

 ;D ;D

I think there's a nest of these "jokers" somewhere Hector.  >:(