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UK General Cleaning Forum => General Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Rob_Mac on March 29, 2014, 01:08:54 pm

Title: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: Rob_Mac on March 29, 2014, 01:08:54 pm
Don't want to add useless blabber to your for sale advert so I started a new thread.

Do you live on a barge and are you Johnny Depp because if you are he is mega cool!! ;)

To keep this pressure washing related I have a pressure washer.

(http://i60.tinypic.com/ed3fc.jpg)


(http://i57.tinypic.com/izw7id.jpg)

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: chris scott on March 29, 2014, 05:13:08 pm
That is not a barge ....it's a pair of ladders.
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: BDCS on March 29, 2014, 07:15:29 pm
You give it the big one about your dislike of dodgy chemicals and your barge / van is full of cans with hazard labels  :o
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: chris scott on March 29, 2014, 07:30:57 pm
You give it the big one about your dislike of dodgy chemicals and your barge / van is full of cans with hazard labels  :o
;D ;D ;D

I like dodgy chemicals....MDMA is a particular favorite.
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: Rob_Mac on March 29, 2014, 07:54:02 pm
Why the canalside photo shoot?

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: chris scott on March 29, 2014, 08:15:52 pm
Why the canalside photo shoot?

Rob ;D
Storage and it's pretty ;D
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: Rob_Mac on March 29, 2014, 08:20:22 pm
I love it - Scenic ;)

Rob ;D
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: Aqua Power Solutions on March 29, 2014, 09:26:25 pm
So as Paddy & Murphy are unloading their van at the side of the river Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off
their boats?"

To which Murphy replies:

"You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the
f@*&*n' boat"
Title: Re: Chris & the Pirates of the Caribbean
Post by: Aqua Power Solutions on March 29, 2014, 10:10:23 pm
Two paddies unloaded their van & started working at the side of the river. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the river, then down the other, then moved on to the next embankment, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'"