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Title: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: roundbuilder on March 25, 2014, 08:43:12 pm
Was canvassing some more work over in sw1 near pimlico where i hit jackpot as i have fancied her for years Wow she is a hotty...
Came to the door with a big smile all friendly and jolly and accepted my quote wanting them done every 8 weeks.
She laughed when i said ahhh your the girl from brookside and 60 min make over.
Anyway thought id share making 1 happy me tonight.  ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on March 25, 2014, 08:45:57 pm
not my cup of tea but well done  :)
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: wfp master on March 25, 2014, 08:47:08 pm
I'am mowing her lawn tonite.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: PoleKing on March 25, 2014, 08:58:03 pm
i think she's vile but its cool to have a famous on board.
Whats her gaff like?
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Window Lickers on March 25, 2014, 09:06:03 pm
Hairy.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: gary999 on March 25, 2014, 09:23:54 pm
If you didnt backscuttle her...its really a pointless post ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: wfp master on March 25, 2014, 10:14:15 pm
Hairy.
wont be when I mow it.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on March 25, 2014, 10:15:24 pm
If you didnt backscuttle her...its really a pointless post ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: ben M on March 25, 2014, 10:47:49 pm
If you didnt backscuttle her...its really a pointless post ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: supernova77 on March 25, 2014, 11:03:52 pm
Quote
Was canvassing some more work over in sw1 near pimlico where i hit jackpot as i have fancied her for years Wow she is a hotty...
Came to the door with a big smile all friendly and jolly and accepted my quote wanting them done every 8 weeks.
She laughed when i said ahhh your the girl from brookside and 60 min make over.
Anyway thought id share making 1 happy me tonight. 

I'm sure she would be impressed with your discretion...

 ;)
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: dazmond on March 25, 2014, 11:38:29 pm
front only mick?...or are you gonna do her round the back? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Harry Callahan on March 25, 2014, 11:47:53 pm
8 weeks the tight mare !!! She won rear of the year ! Id punish it for that !!!


Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: H20cleaning on March 25, 2014, 11:59:14 pm
Photos or it didnt happen
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Harry Callahan on March 26, 2014, 12:04:13 am
Photos or it didnt happen
Too right , brown or it doesn't count
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: rosskesava on March 26, 2014, 12:35:05 am
I'd never heard of her as I don't have a tv so I had to google her.

Nice. Very nice.

Mick, you lucky person.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: G Griffin on March 26, 2014, 12:40:03 am
It's Lindsay Corkhill, innit?
Sinbad won't be happy.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Pete Thompson on March 26, 2014, 03:31:53 am
well done mate

personally I can't abide her, or her accent that she tries to hide these days, but still, good on you getting someone famous.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Michael Peterson on March 26, 2014, 06:07:21 am
the the other person said without the riding of the backeye pointless post
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on March 26, 2014, 07:52:13 am
I'd never heard of her as I don't have a tv so I had to google her.

Nice. Very nice.

Mick, you lucky person.

He's cleaning her windows, not touching her. She looks like a fish IMO.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: andyM on March 26, 2014, 07:54:28 am
She's a scouser aint she?
And will probably nick the wheels off of your van while you are cleaning the backs.  ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Window Lickers on March 26, 2014, 08:23:18 am
I always think she looks like she's chewing a spanner.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Michael Peterson on March 26, 2014, 03:54:43 pm
Gary999 we have been saying backscuttle all day
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: gary999 on March 26, 2014, 05:37:49 pm
Gary999 we have been saying backscuttle all day

I hope not to each other! ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: colin bird on March 26, 2014, 08:35:04 pm
Was canvassing some more work over in sw1 near pimlico where i hit jackpot as i have fancied her for years Wow she is a hotty...
Came to the door with a big smile all friendly and jolly and accepted my quote wanting them done every 8 weeks.
She laughed when i said ahhh your the girl from brookside and 60 min make over.
Anyway thought id share making 1 happy me tonight.  ;D

mick pimlico ? That's a bit out of your manor,that must be grief cleaning there ,don't the traffic wardens give you grief ?
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Mist A Bit on March 26, 2014, 08:36:03 pm
She would look hot with a bag over her head , but I'd give her rear a good polling
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: roundbuilder on March 26, 2014, 08:39:42 pm
Was canvassing some more work over in sw1 near pimlico where i hit jackpot as i have fancied her for years Wow she is a hotty...
Came to the door with a big smile all friendly and jolly and accepted my quote wanting them done every 8 weeks.
She laughed when i said ahhh your the girl from brookside and 60 min make over.
Anyway thought id share making 1 happy me tonight.  ;D

mick pimlico ? That's a bit out of your manor,that must be grief cleaning there ,don't the traffic wardens give you grief ?

No mate its only 15 miles from me just by chelsea, takes 30-40 mins with slight trafic but its well worth it. there are always 2 of us so isnt too much agro with wardens normally do them on sunday anyway where its free parking everywhere and no wardens about!.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Cliff perkins on March 26, 2014, 08:52:05 pm
shes got a lovely pair on her,i was only thinking that the other day when she was on the telly.
it was quite cold out toooooo lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Michael Peterson on March 26, 2014, 10:02:25 pm
a little bit to each other lol, earlier on i said should i take the side hose or the backscuttle
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Window Lickers on March 27, 2014, 12:12:15 am
shes got a lovely pair on her,i was only thinking that the other day when she was on the telly.
it was quite cold out toooooo lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


(http://res.cloudinary.com/dbe1coaue/image/upload/v1395879067/image_lddobm.jpg)
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: rosskesava on March 27, 2014, 12:21:09 am
Dribble... drool...
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: 8weekly on March 27, 2014, 08:13:33 am
shes got a lovely pair on her,i was only thinking that the other day when she was on the telly.
it was quite cold out toooooo lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


(http://res.cloudinary.com/dbe1coaue/image/upload/v1395879067/image_lddobm.jpg)
She's on main beam.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: ascjim on March 27, 2014, 06:16:02 pm
I wouldn't mind sticking one in
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: PoleKing on March 27, 2014, 06:28:14 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on March 27, 2014, 06:46:04 pm
somewhere to hang your scrim i suppose
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on March 27, 2014, 06:48:06 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Crystal-clear on March 27, 2014, 07:38:49 pm
Mick it has to be a nightmare parking wise and if its a full house has to be really hard as they will turn into an appointment clean do you just offer front only over there?
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: roundbuilder on March 27, 2014, 09:35:22 pm
Mick it has to be a nightmare parking wise and if its a full house has to be really hard as they will turn into an appointment clean do you just offer front only over there?

Some are appointmen but i have trained most to be regular like clockwork, yes mainly fronts as many are hardly there but always pay weather it be a week of 6 months after cleans are done lol..
I double park most of the time if there is no spaces, never had a ticket or any real grief or problems there in 2 years.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: PoleKing on March 27, 2014, 09:53:34 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: gary999 on March 27, 2014, 09:55:48 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: PoleKing on March 27, 2014, 10:07:16 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Be 4ths after you leave Gazza. Don't forget your uniform this time. :-*
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on March 27, 2014, 11:55:29 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Nope, they definitely don't. They just think your a common dirty cleaner  and wouldn't want your filthy working class germs;D
Tho gay Uncle Tom says he knows you from somewhere.  ;D he says you, him and gay 999 go to the same clubs??  ;D

Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: rosskesava on March 28, 2014, 12:51:22 am
Some are appointmen but i have trained most to be regular like clockwork, yes mainly fronts as many are hardly there but always pay weather it be a week of 6 months after cleans are done lol..
I double park most of the time if there is no spaces, never had a ticket or any real grief or problems there in 2 years.

I have some work in the she-ite City of Westminster and that's an interesting comment as I have nightmares parking.

Pimlico, or rather the posh bits has wide roads. Is where you have work wide enough to double park without causing any type of obstruction as where I have 4 plumb jobs is along Palace Street around the back of Victoria train station which would cause a bit of a hold up for buses but not for cars?
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: gary999 on March 28, 2014, 08:23:11 am
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Be 4ths after you leave Gazza. Don't forget your uniform this time. :-*

no problem  with the uniform sweetie :-* but i have to drawn  the line
with the undertakers uniform top hat and all...not my bag mate,but thanks
for asking ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Window Lickers on March 28, 2014, 09:06:01 am
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Sloppy seconds.   


There's undoubtedly a queue. Dozy Cozy is first in line.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on March 28, 2014, 10:28:39 am
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Be 4ths after you leave Gazza. Don't forget your uniform this time. :-*

no problem  with the uniform sweetie :-* but i have to drawn  the line
with the undertakers uniform top hat and all...not my bag mate,but thanks
for asking ;D

Hey, you and Doleking could wear something appropriate like a Gary Glitter costume, after all he does want to kiss my 10 year old daughter.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Cliff perkins on March 28, 2014, 12:35:31 pm
shes got a lovely pair on her,i was only thinking that the other day when she was on the telly.
it was quite cold out toooooo lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


(http://res.cloudinary.com/dbe1coaue/image/upload/v1395879067/image_lddobm.jpg)
pahahahahah thats the 1 thankyou
u see my point  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: wfp master on March 28, 2014, 03:05:19 pm
could hang your coat from them.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: PoleKing on March 28, 2014, 11:06:37 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Be 4ths after you leave Gazza. Don't forget your uniform this time. :-*

no problem  with the uniform sweetie :-* but i have to drawn  the line
with the undertakers uniform top hat and all...not my bag mate,but thanks
for asking ;D

Hey, you and Doleking could wear something appropriate like a Gary Glitter costume, after all he does want to kiss my 10 year old daughter.

Not anymore.
She looks too much like you.
Still...braces, lil but if corrective surgery and a bag.
I'll be fine.
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on March 28, 2014, 11:55:11 pm
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Be 4ths after you leave Gazza. Don't forget your uniform this time. :-*

no problem  with the uniform sweetie :-* but i have to drawn  the line
with the undertakers uniform top hat and all...not my bag mate,but thanks
for asking ;D

Hey, you and Doleking could wear something appropriate like a Gary Glitter costume, after all he does want to kiss my 10 year old daughter.

Not anymore.
She looks too much like you.
Still...braces, lil but if corrective surgery and a bag.
I'll be fine.

Your very brave admitting to being a paedo. Does your boyfriend know?
Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: C o z y on March 29, 2014, 08:04:34 am
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Sloppy seconds.   


There's undoubtedly a queue. I'll be first in line.

FTFY  ;)

Title: Re: I signed up claire sweeney to having her windows done tonight
Post by: Window Lickers on March 29, 2014, 09:19:47 am
From the neck down-5 Pinter.
Neck up-double bagger.

Can just see her worrying what a scummy ol window cleaner thinks of her ;)


Your Mrs thinks otherwise.
And your daughter.
And neice, auntie, mum and your big gay Uncle Tom.
They all want a bit o' this. 💋

Apparently Uncle tom is going back for seconds ;D

Sloppy seconds.  


There's undoubtedly a queue. Dozy Cozy will be frst in line.

Damn right I will



FTFY.