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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Shane O Neill on March 05, 2014, 07:46:25 pm

Title: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Shane O Neill on March 05, 2014, 07:46:25 pm
Got a  Lady doing my work facebook page for me...

For all you clever witty ones Tosh etc  ;D Can you give your best Caption ? (keep it clean it s a work Facebook  ;) )

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=557061544392393&set=a.413420388756510.1073741831.398162836948932&type=1&theater
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Geoff on March 05, 2014, 08:28:41 pm
"I don't think my 12" is going to fit in there, luv, can you stretch it a bit?"
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: andyM on March 05, 2014, 08:46:09 pm
Quote from: Geoff on March 05, 2014, 08:28:41 pm
"I don't think my 12" is going to fit in there, luv, can you stretch it a bit?"

 ;D
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Llaaww on March 05, 2014, 09:03:58 pm
(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae116/llaaww1000/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg) (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/llaaww1000/media/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg.html)


Should have gone to Gardiners.... :D
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Shane O Neill on March 05, 2014, 09:07:56 pm
Quote from: LLAAWW on March 05, 2014, 09:03:58 pm
(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae116/llaaww1000/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg) (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/llaaww1000/media/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg.html)


Should have gone to Gardiners.... :D

Brillant ! ;D
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: G Griffin on March 05, 2014, 10:34:28 pm
"What?"
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: H20cleaning on March 05, 2014, 10:37:00 pm
Save lives... Sack your window cleaner ;D
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: G Griffin on March 05, 2014, 10:42:54 pm
The one in the flat cap is a murderer.
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: H20cleaning on March 05, 2014, 10:45:50 pm
"I moustache you a question"
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: G Griffin on March 05, 2014, 10:55:41 pm
Window cleaning. The loneliest job in the world.
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: H20cleaning on March 05, 2014, 11:24:03 pm
Dont let his porno tash fool you
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Window Lickers on March 05, 2014, 11:39:05 pm
"Well the 'orse was still there when we got here".
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Ian101 on March 06, 2014, 12:05:08 am
Bloody too many newbies !!
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: P.C.S. on March 06, 2014, 05:34:26 am
What do you mean "we missed a bit"???
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Perfect Windows on March 06, 2014, 06:52:00 am

(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae116/llaaww1000/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg) (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/llaaww1000/media/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg.html)

Mrs Groyles of Johannesburg is disappointed when her local window cleaners misunderstand her request and send her six maniacs by mistake
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Paul Coleman on March 06, 2014, 07:07:40 am
Depends what message you're trying to get across.

"Lord of the Rungs - The Prequel."

"Put that ukulele down and give us a hand!"

"Put that camera down and give us a hand!"

"Low carbon footprint - no diesel."

"VACANCIES - Six window cleaners required to clean the back"

"Spot the hatless man competition."

"Can we use your toilet please?"

"The last ever year of no unemployment."

" 'You wash and I'll dry' "

I like the "...missed a bit" one by P.C.S. the best.

Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Paul Coleman on March 06, 2014, 07:08:32 am
Quote from: Perfect Windows on March 06, 2014, 06:52:00 am

(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae116/llaaww1000/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg) (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/llaaww1000/media/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg.html)

Mrs Groyles of Johannesburg is disappointed when her local window cleaners misunderstand her request and send her six maniacs by mistake

I love it :)
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Clever Forum Name on March 06, 2014, 07:57:36 am
What do you mean not today?
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: SeanK on March 06, 2014, 08:14:17 am
Shouldn't have bought that six man trolley system on Ebay.
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: EandM on March 06, 2014, 08:56:55 am
' What does it mean, Water Fed Pole ? '
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Majestic on March 08, 2014, 05:42:27 pm
Just like buses
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Don Kee on March 08, 2014, 05:48:33 pm
Customer ''2 shillings?!?! You were only here 5 minutes!!''
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Smudger on March 08, 2014, 07:58:21 pm
Quote from: Don Kee on March 08, 2014, 05:48:33 pm
Customer ''2 shillings?!?! You were only here 5 minutes!!''

I like it

Darran
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: JSMC on March 08, 2014, 08:08:09 pm
your pane is our pleasure
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Nameless Drudge on March 08, 2014, 08:19:51 pm
Quote from: LLAAWW on March 05, 2014, 09:03:58 pm
(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae116/llaaww1000/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg) (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/llaaww1000/media/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg.html)



Sorry I`m late.
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Johnny B on March 08, 2014, 09:53:35 pm
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We adhere strictly to the WAHR (1895).

Duties include cleaning front doors and footing 4 ladders simultaneously.

Physical requirements: To be able to clean windows to an extremely high standard whilst looking in the opposite direction, as our exemplary safety standards are showcased regularly in the 'Window Cleaners' Weekly' in their 'Safety First' column.

The successful applicant must demonstrate that he has the ability to go all the way to the top.
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: rosskesava on March 08, 2014, 10:04:55 pm
David Cameron unveils his vision to mend broken Britain.
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: SeanK on March 08, 2014, 10:35:13 pm
Window cleaner repellent £12.00 per 100ml bottle just spray it on the glass, frames and sills
guaranteed to remove any window cleaner infestation.
Fully guaranteed.
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Majestic on March 09, 2014, 12:33:01 pm
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z70/windowcleaner1/wcp2.jpg)

Nothing too this window cleaning
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: Smudger on March 09, 2014, 01:36:08 pm
(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae116/llaaww1000/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg)


The 2014 FWC committee with their latest reccomendations in window cleaning equipment

Darran (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/llaaww1000/media/windies_zps5cf42083.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Give Your Best Caption !
Post by: robbo333 on March 09, 2014, 07:32:54 pm
...the side gate is not unlocked!