Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: daveappleby on March 01, 2014, 06:31:18 pm
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Check out this add in my local free directory. I like the 30% off for ditching your current window cleaner! Nice....!!!!!
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Bet they've got loads of window cleaner mates!!
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hahaha ;D
Is that picture not the same one that Ionics use, or some other company and would they even be allowed to use it?
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desperado
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That is the god awful picture from ionic.
Love the fact that most if us charge double for 1st clean and he charges half.
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My house is £20 to clean
So if I called him I would ask for:
50% off my first clean =£10
50% off for recommending my friend =£0.00
30% off for switching =£ -6.00
so I get my windows cleaned and he gives my £6.00,
sounds a good deal to me he pays me to clean my windows !!!!!!
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His first clean price maybe 4 times higher than the regular price, hence being able to give a 50% discount.
That said, I don't think he's that clever ;D
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His first clean price maybe 4 times higher than the regular price, hence being able to give a 50% discount.
That said, I don't think he's that clever ;D
its not look at his website: LOL
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Just been on his website.
£20
An hour WFP ?
Those are 90s prices lol
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I'd get him to do my windows and then cancel him.
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Where is he?
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for an above average service for a below average price . ya ya what a twat!!!
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oops I meant : what a twat!!!
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Having Problems?
Vittore Bakery: “Our window cleaner causes traffic problems by parking on the double yellow lines outside our shop and annoys our customers”
Mrs Western: "My window cleaner rushes around my house and doesn’t do the best job in the world…”
Mrs Jane: “My window cleaner shows little regard for my neighbours when parking his van”
Mrs Langston: “My window cleaner has damaged my property without owning up”
Dr Bramber: “My window cleaner climbs over my fence without my permission”
Mr Burges: “My window cleaner knocks on the door asking for his money”
Lady Stanford: “My window cleaner arrives without prior notification”
Mrs Kemp: “I think my window cleaner uses my tap to fill his tank”
Mrs Osborne: “I think my window cleaner charges me too much”
Ms Brooke: “My window cleaner leaves my porch under water”
Ms Semley: “My window cleaner steps on my plants”
Mr Clayton: “My window cleaner comes too often”
Mr Miller: “My window cleaner comes in the rain!”
Mrs Ockley: “My window cleaner is unreliable”
Mrs Dale: “My window cleaner isn’t flexible”
We’ve seen and heard it all.
Not all window cleaners are made the same.
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What can that mean for you?
Perhaps you live in a 5 bedroom home with a conservatory, or larger. Do you think it would take more than a day to spring clean your home? Likely, it would take at least a day to:
Clear your gutters
Clean your gutters, fascias and soffits
Clean your window frames, sills and windows
Clean your conservatory top-to-bottom inside-and-out
Clean the interior of your windows
Wouldn't you value the peace of mind of knowing that it won't cost you more than £160 (an eight hour day at £20/h)? Would any other window cleaner offer you that? Not in our experience.
£160 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Where is he?
I live in Petersfield, Hampshire and the add is in one of those free directories that came through my door. Not sure where he is though.
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I like the four levels of cleaning with conservatory clean free if roof done and free outside clean if insides done!!!!!!
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What an irritating website; full of his own self-importance and arrogance.
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Hmmmmm,
Anything we can all do to wind him up? Any suggestions ?
I'm game for a laugh.
;D
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Correct me if I'm wrong but WFP is used to avoid working at height ie. off a ladder. The window cleaner conducts a risk assessment and based on that decides if WFP or ladders is best option based on what is reasonably practicable????
We'll this dude is offering a choice. So is that based on the customer carrying out a risk assessment and then choosing the preferred method??
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Isothermal :o
Is this a new type of cleaning I have not heard of ? ;D
What a plum .
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Correct me if I'm wrong but WFP is used to avoid working at height ie. off a ladder. The window cleaner conducts a risk assessment and based on that decides if WFP or ladders is best option based on what is reasonably practicable????
We'll this dude is offering a choice. So is that based on the customer carrying out a risk assessment and then choosing the preferred method??
Are you the guy with the DVD market stall
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I think they are trying too hard. So many offers, all confusing, too many stupid terms for 'cleaning'. Shame as they may actually do a half decent job.
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Hampshirewindowcleaning...
No I'm not but I have seen the guy you mention.
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You are all so last century, this guy is gonna kick your arses :D ;D
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Hampshirewindowcleaning...
No I'm not but I have seen the guy you mention.
Ah right, I bought some dvd's off him other day and noticed his van said he did window cleaning so thought it might have been you
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COCK!!
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30% is your profit margin :o so not making a profit ::)roll
Local chap to me had 30% on his van....got a hell of a lot of work...but within two years went out of business lol ;D
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http://www.brightandbrizee.com/
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On his website his name is Nicklaus.
Is that a polish name?
???
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OMG that flyer smacks me in the face with....
IM SO DESPERATE I NEED MORE WORK !!! :-[
btw what is an Eddy clean?
am I missing something here?
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I may be missing it but his website gives you no idea where in the country he is operating in.
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I may be missing it but his website gives you no idea where in the country he is operating in.
Thats his master plan.
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I am tempted to give him a call to get a quote?
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I am tempted to give him a call to get a quote?
Go for it!