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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Lee Burbidge on February 21, 2014, 09:58:45 pm

Title: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Lee Burbidge on February 21, 2014, 09:58:45 pm: Have you ever been caught short and peed in a customers garden? If so where do you pee and what do you look for? lol
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: bobplum on February 21, 2014, 10:05:02 pm: no never been caught ;D

i try and find a washing line with female underwear on it and i find if i can get my head in some of the knickers this helps to relax while i urinate and the other benefit is i cant see anyone i so i assume they cant see me
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Lee Burbidge on February 21, 2014, 10:08:49 pm: Quote from: bobplum on February 21, 2014, 10:05:02 pm
no never been caught ;D

i try and find a washing line with female underwear on it and i find if i can get my head in some of the knickers this helps to relax while i urinate and the other benefit is i cant see anyone i so i assume they cant see me

Head in knickers with your d*** in your hand. What a strange site for the home owner to discover... lol
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: robertphil on February 21, 2014, 10:10:45 pm: up on the roof is a pretty good place ,[flat roof]

that reminds me, i used to do this old guys windows and he warned me never to walk the slopin roof at back of his extension as was greasey . i could see it was

one day in high summer i smelled an awful pong so i looked around and then upwards - guess what ,he had been tippin his commode pot out the bedroom window onto the slopin roof and the gutter was full to the brim o sh/t
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: dazmond on February 21, 2014, 10:24:13 pm: the back drains.ive never been caught in 21 years of window cleaning!i only need to go for a pee max twice a day when out at work. ;D

obviously i only use customers back drains that are out!ill have to watch myself in future on some properties as some have cameras! ;D
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: davids3511 on February 21, 2014, 10:35:59 pm: Quote from: bobplum on February 21, 2014, 10:05:02 pm
no never been caught ;D

i try and find a washing line with female underwear on it and i find if i can get my head in some of the knickers this helps to relax while i urinate and the other benefit is i cant see anyone i so i assume they cant see me
Dear god, I can't get the image out of my mind
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on February 22, 2014, 10:06:53 am: It's not the ping Cozy needs to be watchful of when he's working it's the farting.
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: GmeisterW on February 22, 2014, 12:32:33 pm: I peed in someones garden once then (behin a shed) then another time(diff custie) in the drain..,right next to back door...but on both accaisions both customers were in!
I thought they were out as no signs of them in!

Lucky me they didnt notice!

Just make sure no ones in and go in a blind spot!
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: oldman on February 22, 2014, 12:41:57 pm: Quote from: Lee Burbidge on February 21, 2014, 09:58:45 pm

and what do you look for? lol

Stingy-nettles ;D.
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Dave Willis on February 22, 2014, 03:44:34 pm: I normally have to look for my willy.
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: robbo333 on February 22, 2014, 04:56:50 pm: I went into a bit of a daydream while I was peeing, forgot myself, thought I had my pole in my hand and carried on cleaning. Managed the downstairs anyway. ;D
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Lee Burbidge on February 26, 2014, 05:03:30 pm: Quote from: Dave Willis on February 22, 2014, 03:44:34 pm
I normally have to look for my willy.

I have met ya so I can believe that lmao
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Dave Willis on February 26, 2014, 05:24:39 pm: You haven't ???
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: dannymack on February 26, 2014, 07:38:39 pm: I think your taking the PEE Lee lol !!! 👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Lee Burbidge on February 27, 2014, 06:42:55 am: Quote from: Dave Willis on February 26, 2014, 05:24:39 pm
You haven't ???

Wrong Willis then, but you know what? That was too funny I just gonna pretend I have met you lmao
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Lee Burbidge on February 27, 2014, 06:43:21 am: Quote from: dannymack on February 26, 2014, 07:38:39 pm
I think your taking the PEE Lee lol !!! 👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍

lmao
Title: Re: Peed in the customers garden
Post by: Mist A Bit on February 27, 2014, 12:59:58 pm: I have been caught once at the side of her house
And she apologized for seeing me. Was embarrassing
I told her I couldnt wait any longer, still a customer now
So dont think she minded to much.