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Title: dog poo in gardens
Post by: Devonbubbles on February 20, 2014, 08:22:14 pm
i have done 3 different houses today with dog poo all over their garden.  Got it on my pole and boots.  I'm still pretty new to all this so is this what i have to look forward too.  Is it ok to mention it to householder or just be more observant next time >:(
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: paulben on February 20, 2014, 08:27:57 pm
It don't happen often but tell them if it is still the same next time drop them
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: dazmond on February 20, 2014, 08:32:31 pm
hardly any dog crap in customers gardens i clean for but sometimes there is.just gotta keep your eyes peeled!! ;D

keep some wet wipes in the back of your van for cleaning the hose.

ive dumped any really bad ones over the years. ;)
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: robertphil on February 20, 2014, 08:34:39 pm
just get used to it  and dont let it get on you
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: Mike #1 on February 20, 2014, 08:39:34 pm
Dump them it is not acceptable 1-2 is fine but a garden full or as near as is not on .

They would not go to work and dodge round dog muck so why should you . Mike
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: colin bird on February 20, 2014, 09:18:43 pm
Dump them it is not acceptable 1-2 is fine but a garden full or as near as is not on .

They would not go to work and dodge round dog muck so why should you . Mike
+1
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: C o z y on February 20, 2014, 09:29:40 pm
Welcome to our world  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1392931773_1932016_10151860731406831_36153108_n.jpg)
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: Smudger on February 20, 2014, 09:51:14 pm
cozy that is disgusting, not a chance I would want any of my guys to clean windows there. They would be well and truly dumped.
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: George P on February 20, 2014, 10:00:16 pm
mention it to them, if they cant clean it up before you go then i would dump (no pun intented ;D),
also cozy, that looks like a good customer to me, they have limbo dancing, there own hose, somewhere to sit and have a cuppa and also looks like theyve left you a few beers in the corner (previding of course the dogs not weed on them  ;D )
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: deeege on February 20, 2014, 10:05:50 pm
mention it to them, if they cant clean it up before you go then i would dump (no pun intented ;D),
also cozy, that looks like a good customer to me, they have limbo dancing, there own hose, somewhere to sit and have a cuppa and also looks like theyve left you a few beers in the corner (previding of course the dogs not weed on them  ;D )

.......and a firepit for Cozy to cook up a few German Bratwürst. 🇩🇪
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: George P on February 20, 2014, 10:08:09 pm
ah missed the fire pot
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: Ian Lancaster on February 20, 2014, 10:43:14 pm
Welcome to our world  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1392931773_1932016_10151860731406831_36153108_n.jpg)

I can't understand the mentality of people who would expect you to stand amongst such a filthy pile of ....

How can they look you in the eye, knowing you've just seen what absolute pigs they are?
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: PoleKing on February 20, 2014, 10:53:56 pm
Some people have no shame Ian.

I've got customers with (and I'm not exaggerating) a millimetre of thick black/brown dirt on the inside of their windows.
Pay me every month to clean.

Some people have no shame.
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: dave f on February 21, 2014, 12:18:58 pm
ive dumped 1 and told politely another sofar so good.
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: Marc Stock on February 21, 2014, 12:29:45 pm
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. 
    Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. 

ts only poop.

Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: alank on February 21, 2014, 01:08:57 pm
its only poop but it stinks :)
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: PoleKing on February 21, 2014, 05:39:25 pm
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. 
    Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. 

ts only poop.



You know some Sh... Nevermind
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: bobplum on February 21, 2014, 05:44:44 pm
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. 
    Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. 

ts only poop.




if it looks like s**t and smells like s**t ........then it is s**t
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: Mike #1 on February 21, 2014, 06:47:28 pm
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. 
    Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. 

ts only poop.



Try it out on your hands it aint moisturiser and it is full of diseases of which can cause blindness , If you need custys with dog muck filled gardens i can send some your way . Mike
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: paulben on February 21, 2014, 09:29:09 pm
Whats happened to the dog t**ds that were white and exploded into white powder when kicked
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: SB Cleaning on February 21, 2014, 09:43:58 pm
Some people let their gardens go a bit through winter I find.....
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: paulben on February 22, 2014, 07:40:06 am
Cat poo can be just as bad dropped one a few years ago cat  poo every where
Title: Re: dog poo in gardens
Post by: robbo333 on February 22, 2014, 05:03:40 pm
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. 
    Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. 

ts only poop.


I wanna party with you!  ;D