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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Mr Sparkle on February 07, 2014, 01:37:06 pm
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Hi guys how do you get in when nature calls and you bladder is full and you've got to go? I personally have an empty bottle in the van and every few hours I have to get in the back off my van and let it all out. I must go about 4 times a day! How do people get on who only work out of a car? I have some strange looks sometimes when I jump in my van and lock the doors lol
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McDonalds rest room or the local pub.
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Local shopping centers, petrol stations or when all else fails, bucket in the back of the van. I don't like using public toilets, they're full of men like Matt Bateman wearing wet suits and staring at your willy. :(
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Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.
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Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.
+1 ;D
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Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.
+1 ;D
What, Mrs Jones has two windies pi$$ing in her pond? Poor cow :(
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Hi guys how do you get in when nature calls and you bladder is full and you've got to go? I personally have an empty bottle in the van and every few hours I have to get in the back off my van and let it all out. I must go about 4 times a day! How do people get on who only work out of a car? I have some strange looks sometimes when I jump in my van and lock the doors lol
bottle
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It's a big bottle bobplum ;)
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use a back drain of a customers house if their out!i usually only need to have a pee once or twice while im out working during the day.
ive never been caught in 21 years of window cleaning!! ;D ;D ;D
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never needed to go when out,go before i leave and when i get back
in winter i have the odd sip of water while im out and thats it
Bloody weaklings ;D
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a nice evergreen shrub . or pee in ya bucket then wash winds ;D ;D
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The joys of working in the country side ;D ;)
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You need to start worrying when you've got to rub one out and the custards are in. It's no good asking to use their indoor loo then. Now that's taking liberties.
;)
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I once had a pee in a energy drink bottle and forget about it, i then found it about 2 weeks later infront of all my mates.
One if them only dared one of my friend to drink it for £5.00... And he did :-X
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Jug in back of van,use it when I arrive at a job,leave in van whilst cleaning that customer,when finished job,empty jug on road,works for me
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Fabric conditioner bottle, nice wide opening, lean in the back of the van, pull the door round a bit behind you, if you think you need a bit of extra privacy, jobs a good 'un ;)
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4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.
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4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.
Needing to pee 4 times during a working day is not excessive, if you dont pee that much, you probably are not keeping yourself properly hydrated. Your pee should be clear, or as near as dammit, if it is noticeably yellow, you are not drinking enough.
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4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.
Needing to pee 4 times during a working day is not excessive, if you dont pee that much, you probably are not keeping yourself properly hydrated. Your pee should be clear, or as near as dammit, if it is noticeably yellow, you are not drinking enough.
Average is 4, as i have been down the docs recently about this, OP could be peeing twice in the morning and twice at night. Meaning double the average a day.
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He might use fosters as his drink at work! Leave the guy alone every breaks the seal;)
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The joys of working in the country side ;D ;)
+1
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I just pee into me bag ;D ;D ;D
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Taken a dump in my van a few times :-X double bin bags and a bucket
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4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.
Needing to pee 4 times during a working day is not excessive, if you dont pee that much, you probably are not keeping yourself properly hydrated. Your pee should be clear, or as near as dammit, if it is noticeably yellow, you are not drinking enough.
Average is 4, as i have been down the docs recently about this, OP could be peeing twice in the morning and twice at night. Meaning double the average a day.
A man needs between 2.2-3.7 litres of water a day, even more when very active. Some of that will come from food, but it's not much.
For me personally going 4 times a day is a sign I'm not staying properly hydrated. If your pee isn't clear or very slightly yellowy you are not drinking enough. I go about twice during a working day and I can't say I keep myself hydrated enough. If I'd work in an office or when I am at home I'd easily drink much more during the day.
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P in the water tank. Gives a bit of extra cleaning power. Charge extra for it.
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Local shopping centers, petrol stations or when all else fails, bucket in the back of the van. I don't like using public toilets, they're full of men like Matt Bateman wearing wet suits and staring at your willy. :(
I know what you mean Cozy, his favorite hang out now is Fat Joe's on the A30 just lately.
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Take a 2 litre bottle of water/juice/squash to work every day.
Have a quick swig each time you get in the van.
1st week, probably struggle to finish it in a day.
2nd week on, it'll be gone by lunchtime.
4 wees a day is fine.
As already posted, needs to be straw coloured at worst. Lighter-fine. Darker, you're dehydrated. You'll end up with kidney stones/problems/failure if done regularly.
Not enough wees? Bad back? Could be kidneys...
I have about 4 or 5 coffee's or tea's, berocca in 1/2 pint of water in the morning and 2 litres of flavoured water (it's essentially squash without colour), seems sufficient to me.
(I do get some grief about my caffeine intake from my brother-in-law though)
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i had a certain church to clean last year and the call of nature shouted to me :o
all i can say is , god forgive me :-[ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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i had a certain church to clean last year and the call of nature shouted to me :o
all i can say is , god forgive me :-[ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Did you deficate in the font at Westminster Abbey?
Dirty boy.
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Local shopping centers, petrol stations or when all else fails, bucket in the back of the van. I don't like using public toilets, they're full of men like Matt Bateman wearing wet suits and staring at your willy. :(
I know what you mean Cozy, his favorite hang out now is Fat Joe's on the A30 just lately.
;D ;D
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Better than the Chocolate Bum Hole Gay F@g Burger Bar Cozy the Mincer 'hangs out' in.
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Oakley Window Cleaning HQ. :D
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PMSL. ;D
Very good!
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In a bush or nearby field
If a big house behind a tree in custys garden
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;D ;D ;D
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Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.
Plus 1 ;D
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So how many windies are using Mrs Jones's pond? :o No doubt Bateman hangs around there to willy watch. ::)roll Must be like VAN FEST at nr 62
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Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.
Plus 1 ;D
Ita not literal cozy, its code for dogging....
'I'm just off to mrs jones' dear......''
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Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.
Plus 1 ;D
Ita not literal cozy, its code for dogging....
'I'm just off to mrs jones' dear......''
;D ;D
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In all seriousness, I wouldn't dream of peeing on a customer's property.