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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: dazmond on February 03, 2014, 04:55:19 pm

Title: someones egged my back windows!
Post by: dazmond on February 03, 2014, 04:55:19 pm
this usually is a window cleaners nightmare to hear these words off a custy! ;D ;D

anyway a customer came out while i was half way through a block of flats this morning.

so i said "no problem love!ill get my ladders off and scrape it off for you!" ;D

i got round the back and thought id try and give it a soak first with wfp.anyway it came off with hot water!i did spend about 5 mins on the 2 windows scrubbing and rinsing.i even managed to get it off the frames as well!

normally i would have to get up close and scrape it!first time ive ever got egg off with WFP! ;D ;D

it had been on the window for about a week!

i might not have as much luck if it was baked on in the hot sun in the middle of summer though! ;D ;D ;D


i was using an extreme stiff brush as well! ;D
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Post by: Richard60 on February 03, 2014, 05:05:23 pm
cracking job.
hope they dont LAY you off
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Post by: wfp master on February 03, 2014, 05:09:04 pm
eggxtraordinary story thats eggxactly what i do.
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Post by: Don Kee on February 03, 2014, 05:13:00 pm
Thought the title was a euphemism......
A little disappointed now.....   




Title: Re: someones egged my back windows!
Post by: Ste b on February 03, 2014, 05:27:05 pm
Did you eggspect it to come of that easy?
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Post by: Clever Forum Name on February 03, 2014, 06:01:47 pm
Its no yolk egg on windows.
Title: Re: someones egged my back windows!
Post by: Dave Mills on February 03, 2014, 06:05:31 pm
Did they end up shelling out for your services?
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Post by: mufcglen on February 03, 2014, 06:07:58 pm
eggsellent ::)roll
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Post by: Dave Willis on February 03, 2014, 06:13:55 pm
Daz, did you poach that job?
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Post by: ben M on February 03, 2014, 06:25:38 pm
how much did you charge? eggs pounds?
Title: Re: someones egged my back windows!
Post by: Dave Willis on February 03, 2014, 06:34:33 pm
 ???

Ben, is your brain addled?
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Post by: ben M on February 03, 2014, 06:38:56 pm
???

Ben, is your brain addled?
;D
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Post by: DaveG on February 03, 2014, 06:40:40 pm
???

Ben, is your brain addled?

No, he can't see straight... He's spent to long on his eggs box 360
Title: Re: someones egged my back windows!
Post by: Dave Mills on February 03, 2014, 06:48:23 pm
You shouldnt give away your customer secrets as they will soon all be mine.  Sorry, bit obscure but I was trying to find the worst possible one.
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Post by: wightsurf on February 03, 2014, 06:58:00 pm
just goes to show, as a wfpoler you are no chicken to offer to get the ladders out.
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Post by: DaveG on February 03, 2014, 06:59:48 pm
Yeah, Daz on ladders is as rare as hens teeth
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on February 03, 2014, 08:48:05 pm
All white, all white that's kwhite enough of these eggscruciating puns.
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Post by: Jonny 87 on February 03, 2014, 08:58:37 pm
Could have been worse!

Her garden could have been full of dog eggscrement as well as egg on the Windys. :)
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Post by: robbo333 on February 03, 2014, 09:00:45 pm
Sounded like an emergency job. Were you scrambled?
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Post by: wightsurf on February 03, 2014, 09:40:11 pm
At least you weren't beaten !
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Post by: Johnny B on February 03, 2014, 10:54:25 pm
Wfp or trad? It's 6 of one or half a dozen of the other.

John
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Post by: G Griffin on February 03, 2014, 11:11:01 pm
I hope you did a whisk assessment, Daz.
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Post by: George P on February 03, 2014, 11:13:37 pm
I hope you did a whisk assessment, Daz.

;D
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Post by: P @ F on February 03, 2014, 11:20:03 pm
Damn good job you gave up the beer Daz , those eggs could have been pickled !   ;D ;D

Rich
Title: Re: someones egged my back windows!
Post by: Jonny 87 on February 04, 2014, 12:49:54 am
I bet your egg-streme poles made the job easier. It just shoes that the thousands of pounds they cost isn't egg-stravagant.

 :)