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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Klean07 on January 02, 2014, 09:11:23 am

Title: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Klean07 on January 02, 2014, 09:11:23 am
https://www.livingsocial.com/united_kingdom/cities/63-birmingham-uk/deals/953263-window-clean-for-a-three-bedroom-house?utm_campaign=digest_dailynotpersonalized&utm_content=63&utm_medium=email&utm_source=blast
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: andyM on January 02, 2014, 09:14:45 am
Not seen prices that low since the fall of the Eastern Bloc.  ;D
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: windiewasher on January 02, 2014, 09:20:29 am
Mark vaz?
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Klean07 on January 02, 2014, 09:24:27 am
If the person is on here then why not come on and tell us how your getting on with it? By the looks of advert its someone from West Midlands!
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: lal on January 02, 2014, 09:25:26 am
I've seen these window cleaners or window cleaning company's doing business on these site's like groupon
time & time again charging rediculously low price's they cant possibly sustain, they dont last long,

Regards
lal
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 09:41:22 am
Can't remember how much of the 5 quid goes to Groupon, but good luck with that!! Imagine having to work for that, AND travel from W Midlands to S west to do a job!!!  ;D ;D We had all this Groupon garbage last year, and there's still people who think it's a great way to earn. The only ones earning are Groupon.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: windiewasher on January 02, 2014, 09:47:43 am
Groupon takes 50% you get 50% plus taken off so they will get £2
bargain.None of them will want there windiws cleaned again.All the windows will be minging.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: lal on January 02, 2014, 09:50:51 am
Cozy i think Groupon or similar site's take anywhere between  25% to 40% of the price seen on the advert
as their cut.

Regards
lal
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on January 02, 2014, 10:14:04 am
Perhaps the guy thinks he's going to get repeat business from this? Perhaps he's in dire straits. Perhaps he doesn't come on this forum so we can teach him our worldly-wise ways.

Perhaps he thinks he'll go and clean the house and canvass round it or get others come up to him.

At worst he'll learn it doesn't work or get troublesome customers.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: windiewasher on January 02, 2014, 10:18:53 am
Richy is still worn out from all his gutter cleans he done before his holidays.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: andyM on January 02, 2014, 11:34:36 am
Richy is still worn out from all his gutter cleans he done before his holidays.

Well he is getting 23 hours per day to rest (unless he is sewing mailbags or stamping number plates) so should be ok.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: tlwcs on January 02, 2014, 12:00:00 pm
Its just s4ite really. He claims to have been trading since 2004 but 10 years on is looking for custards on a "Groupon" like deal with 1970 prices. He must have learnt nothing in those years.

I like them though, there must be a market for people who want the job done for next to nothing. They are also the messers I've found.

Good luck to him though lol.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Jonny 87 on January 02, 2014, 01:13:49 pm
http://www.marks-window-cleaning.co.uk/services/ (http://www.marks-window-cleaning.co.uk/services/)

That's his website.

Looks like a fairly professional outfit to be fair. And his normal prices are more than I charge.  ???

Maybe we are missing something here and this a viable option of getting repeat custom at a higher price?

I doubt it though. Just don't understand how you could make a one off clean for £5 work unless you had 30 houses all in a row, which you aren't going to get on these deals. It's going to be one house here there and everywhere, would cost me more then £5 In fuel per customer.

Fair play to Him if it works though!
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on January 02, 2014, 04:44:26 pm
The Ruskies,bulgarians,polish,Romania are coming!
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 04:53:57 pm
 ;D Can't see anyone wanting them running around their property. Not where I live anyway. Don't forget, UK needs more highly qualitied workers, so the Bulgarians and Rumanians are needed!!
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: G Griffin on January 02, 2014, 04:59:22 pm
Perhaps he's in dire straits.

Perhaps he thinks it's Money for Nothing.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: *Hector* on January 02, 2014, 05:01:09 pm
I see you have continued where you left off last year Griff.........


COAT!!!
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 05:13:42 pm
I've reported Griff to the cops Hector.  >:(


















 ;D
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: G Griffin on January 02, 2014, 05:21:00 pm
The cops, eh? Is this your Latest Trick?
And I thought we were Brothers in Arms  >:(
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: *Hector* on January 02, 2014, 05:25:34 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



reported to mod 25 times so far,,, but they still haven't removed the offending post..

 :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 05:29:10 pm
I've got his address Hectoid, sending the boys around  8)
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: *Hector* on January 02, 2014, 05:30:31 pm
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Dave Willis on January 02, 2014, 07:07:03 pm
I'm going to do some Private Investigations into this.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: G Griffin on January 02, 2014, 07:14:28 pm
But I'll be So Far Away.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: dazmond on January 02, 2014, 07:15:35 pm
all the houses he s picked up are on "telegraph road"! ;D
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: G Griffin on January 02, 2014, 07:20:47 pm
No, they're On Every Street.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Dave Willis on January 02, 2014, 07:23:44 pm
That's it ........ I'm Calling Elvis
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 07:27:11 pm
Dave, You And Your Friend need to stop this now  >:(
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: G Griffin on January 02, 2014, 07:28:05 pm
You're right; that's e-Knopf...........ler............I'm cringing, I'm cringing  :-[
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: mufcglen on January 02, 2014, 07:47:34 pm
when i started in the business 6 months ago i was knocking on doors and happen to walk round some bushes into a drive and there was a windie there lol, felt quite awqward but the guy was top!
he gave me loads of advice and said the gloden rule was not to undercut which i'd never do anyway but he said a few words that made total sense, if we all start putting silly prices in we're gonna ruin it for ourselves and ive seen it in other trades like taxi driving.
years ago you used to be able to make a mint but with more drivers and companies driving the prices down it wasnt worth doing anymore for me!
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 07:50:32 pm
Good post.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Klean07 on January 02, 2014, 08:22:52 pm
The guys website is impressive but doesn't say which town he's based just that he's based in West Midlands! This would concern me!
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: SeanK on January 02, 2014, 08:31:44 pm
The problem with taxi driving isn't just undercutting its too many drivers competing for
too little work.
More people going into it and less people using their services.
Maybe the same is happening in this window cleaners area, customers with less money to spend
and more choice.
I just wonder what any of us would do if we started to lose large amounts of work to undercutting.
Throw in the towel or drop prices to compete.
I'm not saying this is the reason but who knows.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: BVC on January 02, 2014, 11:13:06 pm
The Ruskies,bulgarians,polish,Romania are coming!

But mainly the polish...eh mucky?  ;D
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Dean Taberner on January 04, 2014, 11:31:09 am
The guys website is impressive but doesn't say which town he's based just that he's based in West Midlands! This would concern me!

This guy is based in penkridge and he is a complete tool.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: windiewasher on January 04, 2014, 10:13:49 pm
The guys website is impressive but doesn't say which town he's based just that he's based in West Midlands! This would concern me!

This guy is based in penkridge and he is a complete tool.
Dean,is this who I thought it was?
Mark Vaz/Griffiths???
got you a parking ticket didn't he
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Klean07 on January 06, 2014, 06:19:49 pm
Well he's sold 151 so far with 9 days left! Looking good though depends how far theyre spaced out! ;D
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: windiewasher on January 06, 2014, 06:23:37 pm
Well he's sold 151 so far with 9 days left! Looking good though depends how far theyre spaced out! ;D
he went on wowcher with another business name got slated by everyone he let down.He has many company names and many surnames.
I nearly done a stack of commercials for him a couple of years ago.
I was fortunate.shame others wasn't.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: telfordwindowclnr on January 06, 2014, 06:37:04 pm
This may not be a bad thing actually.  Prices in Birmingham are not the highest by any stretch of the imagination.  There's a lot of poverty stricken areas as well as the rich.  Plus there's a lot of competition.  This may be a loss leader in order to get repeat custom.  Groupon, KGB and others can be good business if they are thought out carefully.  I don't know who he is, but if this guy has done his math, it may work out handsomely for him.
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: amayze on January 06, 2014, 06:40:04 pm
Same old tricks - I've seen this before - remember the website.
From what I remember he couldn't complete all the work !
Title: Re: Window clean £5 Kgb deal!
Post by: Klean07 on January 07, 2014, 09:59:22 am
Oh dear not good.