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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Mist A Bit on December 31, 2013, 04:07:45 pm

Title: customers toilet
Post by: Mist A Bit on December 31, 2013, 04:07:45 pm
Would it be considered rude to have a great steaming dump in customers toilet, don't mind doing no1's
But sometimes have to travel if bursting for a dump.
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: wfp master on December 31, 2013, 04:12:51 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1388506328_images (1).jpg)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 31, 2013, 04:14:16 pm
Definitely a no no.  ;D

After you did that, you would always be known to them as "that window cleaner that left a great big Christmas log"

That's a rep you would never live down.

 ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Don Kee on December 31, 2013, 04:15:19 pm
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I'm lost for words......started on the pop already...?
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Mist A Bit on December 31, 2013, 04:18:35 pm
Someone was complaining about posting the same thing all the time so I'm trying some different questions , this question is a serious matter regarding customer relations
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Don Kee on December 31, 2013, 04:23:22 pm
Someone was complaining about posting the same thing all the time so I'm trying some different questions , this question is a serious matter regarding customer relations


Fair enough....guess it depends on whether your there on a rainy day or not....


 ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: rosskesava on December 31, 2013, 04:32:52 pm
'Dumping the customer' takes on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Ste b on December 31, 2013, 04:53:29 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1388506328_images (1).jpg)
;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: wfp master on December 31, 2013, 04:55:52 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1388508914_download.jpgdump.jpg)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: C o z y on December 31, 2013, 05:05:56 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1388506328_images (1).jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: elite mike on December 31, 2013, 06:25:55 pm
gardens are fair game tho  ;)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 31, 2013, 06:39:05 pm
gardens are fair game tho  ;)

I consider myself fairly cultured err ... one step up from the sink estate 'pon which I reside but I see no harm in No. 1's direct to a custies drain if out of sight.

When my nephew was tradding in London (he's gotta proper job now ;D) it was de rigeur to stand next to the kitchen window (higher cill usually) and urinate into the drain that was beneath. Being so close to the window meant he couldn't be seen by the occupants.

No.2's is a deffo no no (to use the custies bog) and I wouldn't dream of asking. However I'm usually within 5 miles of home or the M48 services anyway if I got desperate.

Oh and one of "my farms" has an outside bog and I can use that any time the custy said.
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: roundbuilder on December 31, 2013, 06:45:46 pm
I always poo in customers toilets.
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: elite mike on December 31, 2013, 06:52:04 pm
I always poo in customers toilets.

bet they call you mick hunt  ;)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Ian101 on December 31, 2013, 07:02:41 pm
i have a confession type story which involves a posh £3 MILL house, me, a full bladder, tight trousers and lots of sand but as out on lash now for new year will tell u the full story tomorrow  ;D ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on December 31, 2013, 07:05:24 pm
No.2's is a deffo no no (to use the custies bog) and I wouldn't dream of asking.

Using a custards 'john' to defecate in is a definate no-no, how embarrassing to have to ask to curl one out.

My 'throne' of preference has always been the custards conifers. Out of sight out of mind.
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on December 31, 2013, 07:06:05 pm
i have a confession type story which involves a posh £3 MILL house, me, a full bladder, tight trousers and lots of sand but as out on lash now for new year will tell u the full story tomorrow  ;D ;D

You'll have a few more to tell hopefully by then  ;)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: kempy on December 31, 2013, 07:07:19 pm
In a bucket in my van , scrim to wipe .
Simple
Did this once on a hot day , carried on working .
Then about 3 hours later I put my equipment away and opened the van doors to do so , what a horrific smell .

Never leave a turd in your bucket for hours , but I had to in a dense part of my round .
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: C o z y on December 31, 2013, 07:20:19 pm
i have a confession type story which involves a posh £3 MILL house, me, a full bladder, tight trousers and lots of sand but as out on lash now for new year will tell u the full story tomorrow  ;D ;D

You'll have a few more to tell hopefully by then  ;)

You're known for hanging around in toilets Matt. Don't give too much info out though.  ;)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: shina on December 31, 2013, 07:38:07 pm
Saves you using your own toilet paper
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: BVC on December 31, 2013, 07:42:27 pm
A respected member of this forum Who shall remain nameless, Is famous in these parts For defecating in A high-end customers barn toilet and blocking it. When asked by said customer the following month Whether he was the guilty party, Our fellow member Vehemently denied Being capable of such behaviour....

Aah, replies the customer, Then the person that stole your wallet also came to my house And destroyed my outside WC!!!

If you picture the scene I'm sure you will figure out what happened.  ;D

Lessons for life...don't eat yellow snow, don't pee into the wind and don't keep your wallet in your back pocket when you need a dump.......

Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: BVC on December 31, 2013, 07:46:43 pm
In a bucket in my van , scrim to wipe .
Simple
Did this once on a hot day , carried on working .
Then about 3 hours later I put my equipment away and opened the van doors to do so , what a horrific smell .

Never leave a turd in your bucket for hours , but I had to in a dense part of my round .

I'm ashamed to say, ditto..  :-\.   Man did it reek!!!
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 31, 2013, 09:20:16 pm
In a bucket in my van , scrim to wipe .
Simple
Did this once on a hot day , carried on working .
Then about 3 hours later I put my equipment away and opened the van doors to do so , what a horrific smell .

Never leave a turd in your bucket for hours , but I had to in a dense part of my round .

Hahahahahah, aw man that's nasty.

Needs must though!  ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: G Griffin on January 01, 2014, 01:04:41 am
tight trousers

Stop right there!  >:(
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: KS Cleaning on January 01, 2014, 02:06:19 am
Are the soil pipes that some use in there vans for holding there poles dual function then?
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Simon Mess on January 01, 2014, 05:06:16 pm
When i had my first van, a swb iveco daily high roof, i would have done it in a bucket in the van (making sure to get rid of it asap!), but fortunately never had to. In my current van, a transit connect, there simply isnt the room. So far there has only been one time where i have felt 'an urgent need to visit a toilet', fortunately i was parked up near a pub having lunch, so i went there!. I would be very reluctant to ask a customer to use there toilet, what if it didnt flush and there wasnt a toilet brush?, how embarrassing would it be to have to ask for something to push it down with?!. But i guess if the situation arises, you gotta go when you gotta go! ;D ;)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Richard60 on January 01, 2014, 05:28:58 pm
in our area .gwent the council have closed all public toilets .
due to cut backs .so sometimes its tesco or morrisons .when need arise s  ???
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: roundbuilder on January 02, 2014, 10:59:42 am
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Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Johnny B on January 02, 2014, 04:30:59 pm
I don't see any reason why we can't just ask the customer if we can use their facilities. I did twice today. Honestly, who is going to say no? Except for one who told me on two separate occasions that hers was out of order. She has since, for other reasons, been dumped!
 
John
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: elite mike on January 02, 2014, 04:32:15 pm
I don't see any reason why we can't just ask the customer if we can use their facilities. I did twice today. Honestly, who is going to say no?

John

did you have a curry last night   ;)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: Johnny B on January 02, 2014, 04:35:19 pm
I don't see any reason why we can't just ask the customer if we can use their facilities. I did twice today. Honestly, who is going to say no?

John

did you have a curry last night   ;)

 ;D

John
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 04:56:56 pm
My wife works with me, and we never seem to be too far from a supermarket etc, so no probs.
We've got a  SWB Trafic, so there's an emergency bucket in the back just in case...........  ;)
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: *Hector* on January 02, 2014, 04:59:00 pm
All you need is a bit of cling film.. your butty wrappings would do..

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on January 02, 2014, 05:04:45 pm
BVC we both know you have two storys about defication in the work place.
How funny you decided to tell that one  ;D

Neither involved me btw readers  ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 05:16:08 pm
All you need is a bit of cling film.. your butty wrappings would do..

 ;D ;D

I'm not Royal Signals trained in that Dept  ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: *Hector* on January 02, 2014, 05:18:44 pm
You were obviously in an Inferior Corps then Cozy  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: C o z y on January 02, 2014, 05:21:00 pm
Yeah, OK  ::)roll  ;D Matt Bateman is the toilet specialist on here. He hangs around public toilets every weekend.
Title: Re: customers toilet
Post by: BVC on January 02, 2014, 11:16:07 pm
BVC we both know you have two storys about defication in the work place.
How funny you decided to tell that one  ;D

Neither involved me btw readers  ;D

I set em up you smash em out the park. The stage is yours bro, do it justice though!