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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Carl2009 on December 11, 2013, 04:56:21 pm

Title: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Carl2009 on December 11, 2013, 04:56:21 pm
Can you beat this - all the same custies garden:

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386780860_IMAG0038.jpg)

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386780883_IMAG0039.jpg)

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386780908_IMAG0040.jpg)

More to follow.
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Carl2009 on December 11, 2013, 05:00:34 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386781008_IMAG0041.jpg)


(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386781087_IMAG0042.jpg)

I can't believe I ever took this one on. It was a "recommendation" from an existing custie.
And yep, that is dog cr@p by the shovel.

I only did it twice. Dumped (not the dog).

Have you got better?



Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: C o z y on December 11, 2013, 05:00:54 pm
Been there, got the T-shirt mate. About 3 or 4 worse than that in the past. Used to have them when I was new to the game. Dumped later when my custy base got bigger.
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: ascjim on December 11, 2013, 05:01:43 pm
Been there, got the T-shirt mate. About 3 or 4 worse than that in the past. Used to have them when I was new to the game. Dumped later when my custy base got bigger.
defo
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: C o z y on December 11, 2013, 05:03:07 pm
We get those "doggy doors" on about half of our work with Brits soldiers. Every second custy has a dog. Every Brit custy here has french windows like those, so it's normal they end up like that. We charge a good price, so it's not an issue for us.
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Carl2009 on December 11, 2013, 05:18:21 pm
It's not the doors per se, it more the clambering over the old car door and the vermin infested area by the shed.
I've got a few who have me clean the windows of their patio doors because of the dog - no issue there. It's just the rest of it.

Jeez. Some people have no pride. No wonder the country's in a state. The woman who lives here doesn't work. The second and last time she was on her laptop. She should get her arse in gear and get a bit of self respect.

Rant over :-)
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: C o z y on December 11, 2013, 05:19:45 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386782371_windows Glatzerstrasse.jpg)

Standard job here lol.
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: steven ainger on December 11, 2013, 05:23:31 pm
an ex custie of mine

anyone for hop-scotch  ;D

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z295/dune19670/LGIM0218.jpg) (http://s195.photobucket.com/user/dune19670/media/LGIM0218.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: C o z y on December 11, 2013, 05:26:49 pm
lol, think I remember you posting that  ;D
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Carl2009 on December 11, 2013, 05:32:22 pm
an ex custie of mine

anyone for hop-scotch  ;D

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z295/dune19670/LGIM0218.jpg) (http://s195.photobucket.com/user/dune19670/media/LGIM0218.jpg.html)

Feck! That beats mine hands down! You're in the lead!

C'mon lads and lasses - get posting. This could be a 2nd heartwarming thread after Mick Kent's result today!

Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Johnny B on December 11, 2013, 06:40:59 pm
Sorry but I had to laugh at the photo!

The dog is running out of dump space!

John

Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Clever Forum Name on December 11, 2013, 06:42:07 pm
No way lol that is classic :o :o
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: dannymack on December 11, 2013, 07:40:27 pm
Disgusting, filth wouldn't touch erm dirty so & so's 👳👳👳
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: H20cleaning on December 11, 2013, 07:52:11 pm
Jesus christ i can honestly say mine are all fine! The odd tight walkway and tight bolted gate but thats it! None of the above
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: pristine window cl on December 11, 2013, 07:59:32 pm
Thanks, that was the best laugh I have ever had on this forum, DUMP !em,      get it?
class.
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: David Durrant on December 12, 2013, 06:54:18 am
That Dog must be retired from the airforce where it worked as a bomb aimer
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: C o z y on December 12, 2013, 07:45:30 am
That Dog must be retired from the airforce where it worked as a bomb aimer
;D ;D
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: mikeyfaerosyth on December 12, 2013, 04:41:01 pm
I find these types of gardens fabulous for whenever I need to take a cr ap,

just crouch down in middle of garden let nature take its course,job done.

Not like customers gonae mind another one is it.
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: DaveG on December 12, 2013, 04:48:50 pm
Come on Dave Willis, you can beat these pics!
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Dean Taberner on December 12, 2013, 09:04:43 pm
I find these types of gardens fabulous for whenever I need to take a cr ap,

just crouch down in middle of garden let nature take its course,job done.

Not like customers gonae mind another one is it.

Lol
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Dave Willis on December 12, 2013, 10:46:44 pm
Come on Dave Willis, you can beat these pics!

I can't i think I deleted them all  :(
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Dave Willis on December 12, 2013, 10:56:52 pm
Only one I have and it's very rare:

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386888995_rockinghorse.jpg)(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1386888969_rare 1.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: Dave Willis on December 12, 2013, 11:00:44 pm
It's as rare as rockinghorse sh it.

I've had far worse and still have one really, really bad one.

One customer used to hang bags of it on the bolt latch of the gate. Keeps your fingers warm in the winter.  :-X
Title: Re: Is this the worst custies garden ever?
Post by: mgba_78 on December 13, 2013, 09:53:10 pm
Had this other week!!

This is the only way to rear of property.
Left a note saying you still owe us £20 from last clean, oh and we couldnt clean this month due to dog mess!! 
Its disgusting, just pick it up FFS!

No way am i trying to get the hose round all them presents!

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/adaily/Mobile%20Uploads/20131203_083837_zps22cfa366.jpg)