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Title: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: firefly123 on November 14, 2013, 09:57:35 pm
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: barry mallett on November 14, 2013, 10:01:24 pm
Please do
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: stuart mc on November 14, 2013, 10:03:33 pm
get over yourself mate, if you don't state clearly what you offered, people have to guess
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: Smudger on November 14, 2013, 10:04:14 pm
I have a brain although it does have trouble understanding you...

Quote
t a new job yesterday  only 8 quid guys said last windy useless so i give him a price for eight fine he says do the job leave a slip

So is the  job £8     8 weekly or not?

Darran
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: TomCrowther on November 14, 2013, 10:04:35 pm
And?
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: supernova77 on November 14, 2013, 10:05:08 pm
Please don't
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: Ste b on November 14, 2013, 10:06:54 pm
So hes paying u 5.78 for a job you quoted at 8 every 4 weeks ?


Or have i got no brains and got it wrong ?
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: Tom White on November 14, 2013, 10:07:19 pm
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

Eh?

Sniffing Ajax; it's not for winners.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: G Griffin on November 14, 2013, 10:07:31 pm
But £5.78 is a nice round figure.
Just go with that and do them 8.666 times a year.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: stuart mc on November 14, 2013, 10:08:05 pm
and if you do maths you may find you are better off, and we have no brains
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: G Griffin on November 14, 2013, 10:12:48 pm
And if you do all your 0.666 cleans on the same day you end up doing a shorter day.
You can go home and turn your 'caps lock' off.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: roundbuilder on November 14, 2013, 10:24:43 pm
No brains at all doing a 6/8 weekly clean for £8. :-X
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: Ian101 on November 14, 2013, 10:25:18 pm
So is it a 6 weekly job then or not ?


Oh never mind me and bob plumb have had a whip round and we got £6·77777777777 for you to top this job up .......... in case you all wondering who put the ·77777777777p into kitty it was Richy Wilts from his prison wages he gets for sewing mailbags
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: windiewasher on November 14, 2013, 10:27:59 pm
No brains at all doing an 8 weekly clean for £8. :-X
+1
£8 for a 8 weekly,why bother?
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: stuart mc on November 14, 2013, 10:33:22 pm
No brains at all doing an 8 weekly clean for £8. :-X
+1
£8 for a 8 weekly,why bother?

eh because it isn't, you have to read his original post to understand, what he is being asked to do and what the customer is paying equals the exact same money over a year, well almost give or take a penny or fraction off
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on November 14, 2013, 10:50:51 pm
Happy f***ing Christmas.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: bobplum on November 14, 2013, 11:07:22 pm
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

it doesn't help that you have a stammer either
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: ben M on November 14, 2013, 11:35:50 pm
pmsl  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: rosskesava on November 15, 2013, 01:26:30 am
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

 ???

Sorry mate, I have no brains.

What does that all mean in plain English? Maybe try to use sentences as that's the generally accepted format of communication using the written word.

Sorry to be pedantic.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: EandM on November 15, 2013, 06:03:30 am
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

 ???

Sorry mate, I have no brains.

What does that all mean in plain English? Maybe try to use sentences as that's the generally accepted format of communication using the written word.

Sorry to be pedantic.



I just assumed it was some sort of code...
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: ben M on November 15, 2013, 08:56:00 am
even my English is better.... ;D
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: lal on November 15, 2013, 09:13:07 am
Happy f***ing Christmas.

+1  :)
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: lal on November 15, 2013, 09:16:35 am
No brains at all doing an 8 weekly clean for £8. :-X
+1
£8 for a 8 weekly,why bother?

+2
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: dannymack on November 15, 2013, 09:32:29 am
We think you have no brains as you can't spell or pronounce the words properly, so I would think before you say what you gotta say about others
We're not happy with your comment 😁
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: tlwcs on November 15, 2013, 10:54:50 am
even my English is better.... ;D
 
may wee  ;D
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on November 15, 2013, 01:39:05 pm
Miss yer.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: HCS on November 15, 2013, 01:55:10 pm
I have no brains, but I know a couple of Brians.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: Dave Mills on November 15, 2013, 02:58:02 pm
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

Why start a new thread when your post is meant to clarify what you said in another thread?

Also, Ive run it through Google translate and it doesnt recognise the language. Can you tell us please?
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: stig on November 15, 2013, 04:02:18 pm
Its all right for all you intelligent peeps,,,I've just had to look up what pedantic means and I'm still none the naffing wiser...lol..............I'll stick to polishing diamonds I think.  ;D
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 15, 2013, 04:19:30 pm
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

Firefry no talkie Engrish propree. Firefry shout wiv keybroad to make us unnerstand but no workee see? Too menny weeks and pounds and you take 78 pee and now my brane hurts.

We not get wevver custma 5 pound 78 pee is paid evry munf cuz if it is then that is nearly da same as 8 pound every six week!

We fick as firefry and have no brane see. JFK have no brane eivverr after Lee Harvey Wallbanger shoot him dead. Tho' Marky Acorn say conspiracee and Grassy Knoll dunnit not Jack Ruby eivver cuz the illoominaty dun them all in and it's all Greek to Jackie Kennedy-Bouvier-Simpson.

I got sore finger after tiepin that lot; I go get chips at c****ie and yeah I want sore finger on my fit'n'chi prease. Dis chikin taste rubbery; no that is not a compliment.

Don't go firefry - prease. Oh he gone in fit of pique. Does my prediction come true?

5.78 buy pie and chip round our way. Cheaper up norf mind.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: elite mike on November 15, 2013, 04:50:46 pm
lmao  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D classic
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: gary999 on November 15, 2013, 05:59:56 pm
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

Firefry no talkie Engrish propree. Firefry shout wiv keybroad to make us unnerstand but no workee see? Too menny weeks and pounds and you take 78 pee and now my brane hurts.

We not get wevver custma 5 pound 78 pee is paid evry munf cuz if it is then that is nearly da same as 8 pound every six week!

We fick as firefry and have no brane see. JFK have no brane eivverr after Lee Harvey Wallbanger shoot him dead. Tho' Marky Acorn say conspiracee and Grassy Knoll dunnit not Jack Ruby eivver cuz the illoominaty dun them all in and it's all Greek to Jackie Kennedy-Bouvier-Simpson.

I got sore finger after tiepin that lot; I go get chips at c****ie and yeah I want sore finger on my fit'n'chi prease. Dis chikin taste rubbery; no that is not a compliment.

Don't go firefry - prease. Oh he gone in fit of pique. Does my prediction come true?

5.78 buy pie and chip round our way. Cheaper up norf mind.


Mr Gold, I am glad to see your English is improving. ;D
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 15, 2013, 06:20:19 pm
>Gary

Fangyouvellymuch!
 ;D
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: gary999 on November 15, 2013, 07:17:17 pm
>Gary

Fangyouvellymuch!
 ;D

Cooh! impersonations aswell, would that be tosh by anychance ;D
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: rosskesava on November 15, 2013, 07:19:41 pm
Why stupid when one isn't what brains is thick.

That's all I have to say on the subject.
Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: Nick_Thompson on November 15, 2013, 07:34:50 pm
GET IT 8 POUND FOR SIX WEEKS NOT 5 . 78 POUNDS UNDERSTAND OR OR NOT ALL MY JOBS ARA ONE WEEK TWO WEEKS FOR WEEKS SHALL I GO ON

Eh?

Sniffing Ajax; it's not for winners.

I laughed so hard at that Tosh, that I lost my nasal content.

Title: Re: SOME OF YOU HAVE NO BRAINS
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 15, 2013, 11:18:32 pm
Why stupid when one isn't what brains is thick.

That's all I have to say on the subject.

Rockysaver no speak Engrish eivver!