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Title: "JOHN"'s gone!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 10, 2013, 09:52:50 pm
Just realised this - who upset him?  :'(
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Post by: PoleKing on November 10, 2013, 09:54:05 pm
Who?
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Post by: trippyboy on November 10, 2013, 10:07:58 pm
Terry? Wayne? who?
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Post by: ben M on November 10, 2013, 10:14:53 pm
Major?
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Post by: rosskesava on November 10, 2013, 10:15:03 pm
Doe?
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Post by: ben M on November 10, 2013, 10:17:46 pm
McEnroe?
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 10, 2013, 10:53:46 pm
No - you know, John I'm incredibly professional and take far longer than that to do a house properly John.
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Post by: rosskesava on November 10, 2013, 11:00:35 pm
Sorry Mr Gold, I don't recall anyone on this forum called John with a surname with that many words in it.
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Post by: DG Cleaning on November 10, 2013, 11:01:06 pm
He left after yet another discussion about how nearly half his windows don't suit the pole ;D ::)roll
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Post by: James Bulton on November 11, 2013, 11:43:46 am
I am not surprise every one is not gone.There are some real rude ones here.
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Post by: Positivity on November 11, 2013, 01:18:44 pm
I am not surprise every one is not gone.There are some real rude ones here.
Pre-requisite of a window cleaner - "Thick Skin"  keeps us on here ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on November 11, 2013, 01:33:10 pm
Not surprising, window cleaning isn't likely to attract the brightest bulbs. They might be able to type, but it doesn't automatically mean they've got manners.

We all like a bit of banter, sometimes its a fine line between stupidity and highly humorous. Just ask Spike Milligan. You don't need to look to far.

They normally think very highly of themselves, have a superior opinion of themselves and their understanding of just about everything meaningless, like to be the centre of attention, make out they're bloody hilarious, have an opinion on everything (generally formed from browsing wikipedia) they always know someone who's also done whatever is the topic of conversation but generally bigger, faster or funnier.
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Post by: James Bulton on November 11, 2013, 05:52:01 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 11, 2013, 11:36:00 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)
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Post by: G Griffin on November 11, 2013, 11:43:52 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)

It reminded me of David Attenborough.
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Post by: SPE on November 11, 2013, 11:45:21 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)
Don't be such a bully  >:( :D
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Post by: rosskesava on November 12, 2013, 12:10:29 am
If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)

यदि आप किसी अन्य भाषा या ब्रेल में अनुवाद इस की जरूरत है, पूरी तरह से आप पर ध्यान नहीं देगा जो व्यवस्थापक से संपर्क करें.

या बस मंत्र हरे कृष्ण.
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Post by: gary999 on November 12, 2013, 09:03:08 am
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)

you are in the south west...and you! are talking about the english language :o
lucky if you lot can sit up straight without help,nevermind speak english ;D
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Post by: Tom White on November 12, 2013, 02:30:05 pm
Just realised this - who upset him?  :'(

Dunno, but did he make a final statement before departing in a huff?  They're my favourite teddy throwers they are.

It's all attention seeking really; they could just stop using this website, but no, it's usually some snotty comment before hara kiri-ing their account.

Then, the ones who really make me smile, then log back on under a fake account to see what we've said about them in their 'absence'.  And we're not just talking about kids here, we're talking about blokes in their fifties.

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Post by: Geoff on November 12, 2013, 02:43:52 pm
You mean hopeless losers like the rest of us?

I agree.
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Post by: Tom White on November 12, 2013, 03:09:08 pm
You mean hopeless losers like the rest of us?

If Sir would retire to the study and do the decent thing...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/gun_zpse181202c.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/tosh0987/media/gun_zpse181202c.jpg.html)

There's a good man.
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 12, 2013, 03:46:17 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)

you are in the south west...and you! are talking about the english language :o
lucky yif you lot can sit up straight without help,nevermind speak english ;D

Classic.
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Post by: *Hector* on November 12, 2013, 04:12:00 pm
Gold... you have to forgive Gary999.... he is a Villa fan after all  ::)roll ::)roll
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 12, 2013, 04:15:41 pm
Gold... you have to forgive Gary999.... he is a Villa fan after all  ::)roll ::)roll

Ah ... Blakk Kuntray? B'mingg'm?
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Post by: elite mike on November 12, 2013, 04:32:49 pm
is it the guy who said i was stupid for taping my clamps  ;D
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Post by: Geoff on November 12, 2013, 04:34:15 pm
You mean hopeless losers like the rest of us?

If Sir would retire to the study and do the decent thing...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/gun_zpse181202c.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/tosh0987/media/gun_zpse181202c.jpg.html)

There's a good man.
;D
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Post by: Tom White on November 12, 2013, 05:44:38 pm
is it the guy who said i was stupid for taping my clamps  ;D

If you taped them to the side of your van, to your dog, or to a small Welsh person, he'd probably have a good point.
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Post by: Spruce on November 12, 2013, 05:47:05 pm
John WHO?
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Post by: rosskesava on November 12, 2013, 05:48:35 pm
John WHO?

I don't think his surname was 'WHO' but I'm wondering also who this bloke was.
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Post by: gary999 on November 12, 2013, 05:53:44 pm
Gold... you have to forgive Gary999.... he is a Villa fan after all  ::)roll ::)roll

Ah ... Blakk Kuntray? B'mingg'm?

just live there

bloody carrot cruncher ;D
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Post by: gary999 on November 12, 2013, 05:55:33 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)

you are in the south west...and you! are talking about the english language :o
lucky yif you lot can sit up straight without help,nevermind speak english ;D

Classic.

Thankyou for highlighting. I thought it was rather good aswell :)
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Post by: G Griffin on November 12, 2013, 06:36:57 pm
John WHO?

Who's on first.
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 12, 2013, 06:46:43 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)

you are in the south west...and you! are talking about the english language :o
lucky yif you lot can sit up straight without help,nevermind speak english ;D

Classic.

Thankyou for highlighting. I thought it was rather good aswell :)

You really do think it was rather good don't you?
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Post by: gary999 on November 12, 2013, 07:23:31 pm
Some times they are just plain ignorant of most things technical or scientific. They were off the day  they dealt with it at school and never read up on most matters. Banter is fine but can be a is just a cheap excuse to be rude and bully some folk.Beside these short coming the are a fine bunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to have a little rant then English is the language of choice on here.  ;)

you are in the south west...and you! are talking about the english language :o
lucky yif you lot can sit up straight without help,nevermind speak english ;D

Classic.

Thankyou for highlighting. I thought it was rather good aswell :)

You really do think it was rather good don't you?

of course...no not really ;D..it was meant to be a bit of self deprecating
humor...unfortunately it was lost on you

i will try harder next time ;)
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Post by: rosskesava on November 12, 2013, 08:00:41 pm
Someone, please, anyone on here, I beg you, who is this John bloke?
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Post by: Don Kee on November 12, 2013, 08:16:10 pm
John WHO?


Was he chinese....?

Think this is the most popular the poor bloke has been...
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Post by: G Griffin on November 12, 2013, 08:17:14 pm
Someone, please, anyone on here, I beg you, who is this John bloke?

Right.......he was just called John; that's all. He was wfp but he could be critical about it. He was also critical about people who said wfp was so quick. He seemed to want to do a thorough job but I don't think he was that young, either.
I don't know why John jilted (see what I did there) but he's gone, apparently. He could get bogged down in wfp debates, though, and had had enough, maybe.
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Post by: Don Kee on November 12, 2013, 08:19:50 pm
I miss john....
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Post by: G Griffin on November 12, 2013, 08:28:45 pm
Who's John?
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Post by: Don Kee on November 12, 2013, 08:31:45 pm
No idea....
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Post by: gary999 on November 12, 2013, 08:41:13 pm
You know...John! duuuurrrh!
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Post by: Don Kee on November 12, 2013, 08:43:28 pm
You know...John! duuuurrrh!

Is that his surname?
I thought it was John Who...
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Post by: gary999 on November 12, 2013, 08:48:57 pm
is it ?


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Post by: Spruce on November 12, 2013, 09:10:12 pm
can anyone put a link up to one of his posts pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on November 12, 2013, 09:24:42 pm
Jilted john is who they're going on about

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rD8fUmbRA