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Title: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dannymack on November 04, 2013, 06:07:21 pm
Is it just my wife that don't stop nagging ooooo your always on that bloody forum pmsl !!! Anyone else gets it in the ear 😁
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: PoleKing on November 04, 2013, 06:14:23 pm
You'll soon learn to tune her out Danny.
I miss most of what mine says.
She could be nagging. She could be reading the Karma Sutra from memory for all I know.
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dazmond on November 04, 2013, 06:30:02 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)
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Post by: tompoole on November 04, 2013, 06:36:40 pm
wife never naggs , if she did she woulnt be my wife
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Post by: robbo333 on November 04, 2013, 06:52:04 pm
Nagging wife, barking dogs, screaming kids...nothing to choose between them!  ;D
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Post by: windymiller on November 04, 2013, 06:53:14 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)

Dazmond has got it spot on. Works for me as well ;D
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dannymack on November 04, 2013, 07:26:58 pm
Thanks chaps sounds good Daz pmsl !!! Only thing is I can't cook, do washing ect ect that's why I got married as I was told wife stands for washing, ironing , F -ing ect lol !!! I luv her to much and Sa I'd get bored if I had no one to nag, boys going out coming in going out dogs barking lol 😳

Thank you all for the advice & input lol
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: Mist A Bit on November 04, 2013, 07:30:41 pm
my wife told me to get on the forum and upload some pics , she would think something is wrong if i wasnt on here
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dannymack on November 04, 2013, 08:51:32 pm
Lol !!! 😜
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Post by: dazmond on November 04, 2013, 09:03:15 pm
danny i think ive lived on my own for too long to live with someone mate!i can cook(better than most women!)and if i moved in with my girlfriend there would be no room for my van,my car,2 drum kits,cd and dvd collections,books and my POLES!!!(and a monster 25L DI vessel!) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: ben M on November 04, 2013, 09:19:28 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)
lucky you, i am bloody married, bigger mistake in my life!
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: spongebob on November 04, 2013, 09:25:55 pm
Nagging wife, barking dogs, screaming kids...nothing to choose between them!  ;D

If your wife was nagging at the front door to be let in and your dog was barking at the back door to come in which one would you let in.

Answer: the dog - he would stop barking!
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: PoleKing on November 04, 2013, 09:50:37 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)
lucky you, i am bloody married, bigger mistake in my life!

She's a lucky lady
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: 8weekly on November 04, 2013, 09:59:55 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)
lucky you, i am bloody married, bigger mistake in my life!
Does she have hairy armpits or is she English?  ;D
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: ben M on November 04, 2013, 10:11:24 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)
lucky you, i am bloody married, bigger mistake in my life!

She's a lucky lady
i know she is lucky to have me  ;D
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: ben M on November 04, 2013, 10:12:04 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)
lucky you, i am bloody married, bigger mistake in my life!
Does she have hairy armpits or is she English?  ;D
half French/half English  ;)
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: KS Cleaning on November 04, 2013, 10:49:52 pm
get divorced.rent a flat and get yourself a girlfriend who has her own place! ;)

that way you dont get bored of each other!spend say 3 or 4 nights a week at her place and the rest at your flat on your own.peace!and you can do what you want with no nagging!! ;) ;D

it works for me!! ;) :)
lucky you, i am bloody married, bigger mistake in my life!
Does she have hairy armpits or is she English?  ;D
half French/half English  ;)
Is it her right or left armpit that is hairy?
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dannymack on November 05, 2013, 10:16:01 am
Lol !!! Daz you not got room there then for lil old me a couple of carbon poles and me slx, would need a decent set of head gear as your drumming would send me over the top m8 lol ☺
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: Geoff on November 05, 2013, 05:25:17 pm
I've got one over on my missus - she thinks I'm looking at pr0n all day, but in secret I'm reading the forum!  He he!
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: scud on November 06, 2013, 07:22:22 am
  My wife continually nagged me, non bloody stop, if I did something it was wrong, if I didn't do it still wrong.

  About 3 weeks ago 15 years of it took its toll, I just packed my stuff and walked, life is bloody bliss now!
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dannymack on November 06, 2013, 08:13:21 am
Bloody hell scud she must of been really bad to walk out, was it just the nagging as that's extreme, but good on ya. That's brave having to start again take me hat off to ya m8

I would try that Geoff but my wife is always looking over me shoulder, she thinks I've got another women on here pmsl 😳
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dazmond on November 06, 2013, 08:52:13 am
fair play for being with a woman for 15 years! ;D

my record is 5 and a half years!but she only lived with me for a year.
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dannymack on November 06, 2013, 12:32:12 pm
27 years me, much longer than a life sentence pmsl !!!
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Post by: GB Window Cleaning on November 06, 2013, 04:36:30 pm
  My wife continually nagged me, non bloody stop, if I did something it was wrong, if I didn't do it still wrong.

  About 3 weeks ago 15 years of it took its toll, I just packed my stuff and walked, life is bloody bliss now!

Same here, I was with my ex girlfriend for 6 years. it was all roses and hearts in the beginning. Then it turned into her nagging me for every little thing. But now ive been single for roughly 18 months i do get lonely at times!
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: dazmond on November 06, 2013, 04:41:51 pm
GB go and get yourself a new woman then mate.ive had loads over the years! ;) ;D ;D

im happy with my current one shes just ace!(and gorgeous!) ;) ;D

im a VERY lucky guy!!! :D :D
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: windymiller on November 06, 2013, 04:42:44 pm
Become friends with benefits   ;)
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on December 15, 2013, 11:48:54 am
GB go and get yourself a new woman then mate.ive had loads over the years! ;) ;D ;D

im happy with my current one shes just ace!(and gorgeous!) ;) ;D

im a VERY lucky guy!!! :D :D

Where so you find one though mate?
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Post by: Carl2009 on December 15, 2013, 02:15:00 pm

Where so you find one though mate?
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Get Becci Swann to canvass for you mate!
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 15, 2013, 02:52:18 pm
How to find a girlfriend.

Join a club (run by the nearest city council )that is predominantly female:-

Arts and Crafts
Writing
Languages
Cookery

Go out for a drink afterwards.

Sorted.  ;)

Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on December 15, 2013, 03:08:35 pm
How to find a girlfriend.

Join a club (run by the nearest city council )that is predominantly female:-

Arts and Crafts
Writing
Languages
Cookery

Go out for a drink afterwards.

Sorted.  ;)



Nice one, Good idea actually. One of my custy's who is single told me he joined a excercise class where there are loads of single woman, thats where he found his current girlfriend
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: gary999 on December 15, 2013, 04:00:37 pm
All women nag,let them get on with it keeps them happy

Winds my missus up even more when she starts going on and I
drop off to sleep ;D
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: Inspire Cleaning on December 15, 2013, 05:22:42 pm
http://www.flirt.com/
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: hasti on December 15, 2013, 06:24:57 pm
Nagging is part of woman’s nature, and the best way to keep them happy, encourage them to find more female friends so they keep chatting to each other, another thing that women love doing is talking, THEY LOVE CHATTERING, I think if they stop chattering they will die.  ;D
Every so often treat them to a little surprise, like a nice bunch of flowers or a nice clothes or a nice pair of shoes , or even say how much you love them and that keep them happy,   :)
Once they are happy in mind they wont bother you so much.

Believe me, I have tried it so many times, and it works every time.  :)
Title: Re: Nagging !!!!!!
Post by: PoleKing on December 15, 2013, 06:58:50 pm
Nagging is part of woman’s nature, and the best way to keep them happy, encourage them to find more female friends so they keep chatting to each other, another thing that women love doing is talking, THEY LOVE CHATTERING, I think if they stop chattering they will die.  ;D
Every so often treat them to a little surprise, like a nice bunch of flowers or a nice clothes or a nice pair of shoes , or even say how much you love them and that keep them happy,   :)
Once they are happy in mind they wont bother you so much.

Believe me, I have tried it so many times, and it works every time.  :)


This man speaks sense.
Been with mine 11&1/2 years. Married 8&1/2.

One thing that we really both appreciate is if we're out with our mates (but not each other) we don't ring/text each other.
Mate if mine-every time we go out his mrs rings.
Gets on mine and his thurpennies!
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Post by: bravo20 on December 15, 2013, 08:22:20 pm
I have a couple of mates who've split recently and swear by POF, sounds too good to be true, but they're getting plenty!!
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Post by: Jimmy Jon on December 15, 2013, 08:29:43 pm
Before anyone asks - Plenty of fish (.com)   ;)
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Post by: GB Window Cleaning on December 15, 2013, 08:32:48 pm
Tried plenty of freaks.com Internet dating is not very good i don't think
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Post by: robertphil on December 15, 2013, 08:39:16 pm
if you can wrongfoot a nagger ,they can stop naggin for quite a while.

 guy i knew loosed off a shotgun outside their lounge window then hid the gun and nipped back indoors sat down ,his wife was goin frantic but he just said whats up love  with a straight face

 when i was married i once woke up to hear a smashing noise downstairs ,rushed downstairs and the missus was chucking the dinner plates at the wall.  i slapped her face so hard she lifted off the ground like a rocket n landed in a heap across the room. never nagged again and i was free of her in no time too
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Post by: Jimmy Jon on December 15, 2013, 08:47:48 pm
when i was married i once woke up to hear a smashing noise downstairs ,rushed downstairs and the missus was chucking the dinner plates at the wall.  i slapped her face so hard she lifted off the ground like a rocket n landed in a heap across the room. never nagged again and i was free of her in no time too

 :o
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Post by: dave f on December 15, 2013, 08:52:50 pm
lonley heart coloum sprigns to mind
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Post by: Pete Thompson on December 15, 2013, 11:38:43 pm
Good grief I have a great life compared to all you!