Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: dazmond on October 09, 2013, 07:52:39 am
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been cleaning this account for a few years now.she is lovely.always makes me a brew if shes got time and pays me.he on the other hand is always angry or grumpy and never ever pays me.always moaning he has no money! ;D ;D
they had all new windows put in a few months ago,brand new 4X4 VW toureg on the drive and new solar panels.
anyway he came out while i was cleaning yesterday "does that pole thing reach my solar panels?"i said no but i have a 50 ft pole in the van that will.ill clean them for you for £30.his reply? "well ill do them myself then as im not scared of heights like you!"(i spent 17 years on the ladders trad) ;D ;D
i then went on to say that id fell off ladders a few times and was very lucky not to seriously injure myself.he said he d fell off ladders a few times as well then slammed the door in my face! ::)roll
if it wasnt for his lovely wife id of dumped the job by now! ;D ;D ;D
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he prob goes thru life like this no matter who or what he is dealing with - used to get it a lot when selling cars one would be nice and other a nightmare ::)roll
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he said he d fell off ladders a few times as well then slammed the door in my face! ::)roll
Ask him would he like to do it again.
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Let him clean them, fall off his ladder and knock some sense into his head !
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Dazmond being that he is so rude cocky & ignorant about ladder safety, and is to tight to pay to have his solar panels cleaned, how come he doesn't get up a ladder and clean his own windows. :o
Regards
lal
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Bide your time. You know he's not going to clean those panels! ;)
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There are people out there who like to complain about everything and nothing
think about what his poor wife must have to listen too day in and out.
You refusing to clean her windows might be the final straw and drive her over the edge.
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bang his wife :D
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bang his wife :D
was gonna say the same thing meself......give him somat proper to moan about.
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bang his wife :D
was gonna say the same thing meself......give him somat proper to moan about.
when they divorce move in and clean his your panels ;D
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In about 3 months say that it's the last clean before solar prices go up.
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full of good ciu advice as usual lads!haha ;D
i wouldnt bang his wife as my girlfriend is far sexier! :D :D
normally i try and humour him when im cleaning his windows as he does seem to have one hell of a problem!it must be hard being him.i do feel sorry for his wife as she gets a lot of abuse. ::)roll.
regarding the solar panels i couldnt care less really.if he doesnt want to part with £30 to have them cleaned then im not bothered. ;) :)
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stab his wife, stab his wife, stab his wife with a kitchen knife,
hit him on the head, hit him on the head, hit him on the head with a baseball bat,
smother his mother, smother his mother, smother his mother under the duvet cover
this is all I think about when a get a nasty customer
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stab his wife, stab his wife, stab his wife with a kitchen knife,
hit him on the head, hit him on the head, hit him on the head with a baseball bat,
smother his mother, smother his mother, smother his mother under the duvet cover
this is all I think about when a get a nasty customer
The dark side of WCing!
Probably shouldn't mention that 'head' and 'bat' don't rhyme ;D
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stab his wife, stab his wife, stab his wife with a kitchen knife,
hit him on the head, hit him on the head, hit him on the head with a baseball bat,
smother his mother, smother his mother, smother his mother under the duvet cover
this is all I think about when a get a nasty customer
The dark side of WCing!
Probably shouldn't mention that 'head' and 'bat' don't rhyme ;D
haha its only thoughts... I wouldn't carry it out even thought I sometimes am tested ::)roll
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stab his wife, stab his wife, stab his wife with a kitchen knife,
hit him on the head, hit him on the head, hit him on the head with a lump of lead,
smother his mother, smother his mother, smother his mother under the duvet cover
this is all I think about when a get a nasty customer
I think I've improved it a little.
Maybe if you could word it so it has an iambic pentameter and give it a rhyming couplet at the end, we could submit it to a poetry competition somewhere?
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Hahaha! Genious
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does he have a sid james hairstyle ? not sure why but the angry moaners often hav sid james hair
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no he doesnt have a sid james haircut!he is a geordie!(not a half jap/geordie!though!) ;D ;D
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no he doesnt have a sid james haircut!he is a geordie!(not a half jap/geordie!though!) ;D ;D
jimmy nail?
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no he doesnt have a sid james haircut!he is a geordie!(not a half jap/geordie!though!) ;D ;D
jimmy nail?
Now, if you hit him with a baseball bat or a lump of lead, you could be hitting the Nail on the head.
But if he did have a Sid James hairstyle, I'd just Carry On.
Coat, I know.
Oh, and mother and cover doesn't rhyme.
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Oh, and mother and cover doesn't rhyme.
I think you'll find there's many types of rhyme; google for them.
Mother and cover definitely rhyme though; I suspect it's your daft Wigan accent that's producing the confusion in you.
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Oh, and mother and cover doesn't rhyme.
I think you'll find there's many types of rhyme; google for them.
Mother and cover definitely rhyme though; I suspect it's your daft Wigan accent that's producing the confusion in you.
hahaah you tell him!!
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I don't have the time to Google for rhyme
And I don't want to hunt
You Jap/ Geordie..........
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no he doesnt have a sid james haircut!he is a geordie!(not a half jap/geordie!though!) ;D ;D
jimmy nail?
aint no doubt