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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Joey Eastwood on September 30, 2013, 07:27:19 pm
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner? Mine was catching a bloke in his Y-fronts sat on the end of his bed eating his cereal... Till i saw a man spanking off in his conservatory!! Hahaha
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did he see you looking .. lol
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner? Mine was catching a bloke in his Y-fronts sat on the end of his bed eating his cereal... Till i saw a man spanking off in his conservatory!! Hahaha
who won
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A women in her thong and her puppies were out... Shes was slightly older than me by about 30 years :(
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I had an old boy in a leotard come to the door, he kept calling me sweet heart, then told me to stay there as he went inside, to put trousers on so I thought, But he came back with money to pay me still wearing it. (Weird)
I also had a down syndrome woman come to the door totally topless. (Embarrassing)
Ive also had quite a few very obvious transvestites come to the door in the past. (Weird)
The truly weirdest place Ive been was a deaf asian guys house who him and his gf had major learning disabilities, and these people were in bad need of council intervention, no hot water, no heating the wall paper had peeled off, damp all over the ceiling. Mould in the cups, Black as Black windows. Oh it was a horror show and he wanted it. I went thru the motions with him to book him in and then spoke to the neighbour about it. Turned out she would take food round etc so I booked her in and we went there first I said to the cleaner if for any reason he doesn't pay Ill pay for it. To get a £1 out of me is hard, thats how sorry I felt for them . (weird and very sad :( )
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I had an old boy in a leotard come to the door, he kept calling me sweet heart, then told me to stay there as he went inside, to put trousers on so I thought, But he came back with money to pay me still wearing it. (Weird)
I also had a down syndrome woman come to the door totally topless. (Embarrassing)
Ive also had quite a few very obvious transvestites come to the door in the past. (Weird)
The truly weirdest place Ive been was a deaf asian guys house who him and his gf had major learning disabilities, and these people were in bad need of council intervention, no hot water, no heating the wall paper had peeled off, damp all over the ceiling. Mould in the cups, Black as Black windows. Oh it was a horror show and he wanted it. I went thru the motions with him to book him in and then spoke to the neighbour about it. Turned out she would take food round etc so I booked her in and we went there first I said to the cleaner if for any reason he doesn't pay Ill pay for it. To get a £1 out of me is hard, thats how sorry I felt for them . (weird and very sad :( )
Nice to hear you have a heart mate.
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I would off had a tear in my eye as I was handing it over to be fair Mick but it was such a sad case I thought if it made there life a little nicer then Id do that.
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Bank manager's house massive and dead posh.
Asked me to do the insides, the bedroom floor was covered in dirty knickers and when I say dirty I mean dirty and used condoms!!!!
Unbelievable how some people live and to let someone in to take a look and not be ashamed at all!!!!
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Had a couple myself
Funniest one was when I was still Cleaning off ladders
I always texted this customer the night before and they unlocked gate and left money on side for son to give me as he was usually Home from school by the time I got there
One a afternoon pull up outside house, guy who lived there was outside gardening
Clean the fronts and by this time the guy is round the back mowing grass
Go through to the back put ladders up to first window and guys says "knock on front when your done I've left your money with son"
Climb ladder to be met with son lay on bed laptop on his chest furiously enjoying himself
I'm about to make a hasty descent and realise he can't see me because laptop is blocking his view so clean window and move on
Finish up and say to guy "any chance of getting paid"
"Knock the front, sons got your money"
"Think he's asleep"
"Lazy little#### he's meant to be doing his homework , wait there I'll wake him up"
Lots of muffled shouting followed by father at door barely able to keep from p###ing himself
"Here's your money Scott, sorry about that don't think he will be having anymore afternoon naps for a while"
"Tell him if he keeps "napping" like that he'll wear it out and they don't grow back"
I left to the sound of the father almost laughing himself to death
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I saw an old lady putting (I can only assume) a suppository in.
She was just stood leaning, holding on to the handle on the oven.
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I saw an old lady putting (I can only assume) a suppository in.
She was just stood leaning, holding on to the handle on the oven.
That is weird
Why was she putting a suppository in the oven ;-)
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I gotta say I did see the most beautiful thing when I cleaned a window last week was the reflection of me !!! ha! Ha! 😝😳😜😀
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Man sitting in living room smoking cigarette goes past bedroom and see blow-up doll on bed.
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Started cleaning a bungalow for first time that had leaded windows.
Did a couple of windows at the front. Then started cleaning a bedroom window and did a double take.
There was what appeared to be a human arm laying on the bed. :o
I nearly shat myself.
When the lady of the house came out to say "Hello" I realised she only had one arm.
The arm laying on the bed was a prosthetic one.
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When I was still on ladders, I went to do the bedroom window of the house thinking no one was in, low and behold the old lady was sat on her commode. not good
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?
Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.
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Weirdist thing I've seen???
Bob Plum! ;D
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?
Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.
;D ;D ;D Say that's the best so far - Did you go back?
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?
Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.
;D ;D ;D Say that's the best so far - Did you go back?
No, he dumped and replaced with two more.
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?
Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.
That cant be beaten, brilliant ;D
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?
Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.
Mhabahhahahaha I'm crying of laughter what the heck!!!!
What did he say to you lol ;)))
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Yeah i think the getting caught dumping wins hands down haha. Been caught havin a few pees down back drains before
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My most embarrassing moment was kneeling down having a wee wee behind a customer's compost heap, then noticing their teenage daughter look out of the window at me!
Another incident happened at the same house: I was up at one of the bedroom windows and saw the lady, with her back to me, quickly putting her trousers on!
John
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IAN101 .........actually working :D
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IAN101 .........actually working :D
nope wasnt me and I will sue you for slander !!
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Hmmmmmm I've so much to choose from....
Squeaky. Yes, Squeaky is about the most embarrassing and weirdest thing I've seen.
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Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?
Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.
Was telling one of the boys today about this and after he stopped laughing he says
mind that darren (guy who worked with us) took a poop in the back of the van :o >:(
He said he wouldnt take him to tesco because was running late so darren said he
would poop in the van ::)roll he thought he was kidding, until he got back to the van
and he was hovering over cleaning bucket.
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The list goes on ... usually old blokes naked or in their boxers.
I once did a nursing home and had to be careful not to go to early, the site of an old dear putting on her stockings and suspenders has stuck with me for life!
Recently had a gay guy bending over over in front of the window in just his boxers.
Was canvassing once and had a woman sitting on the downstairs loo with the door partially open talking to me like she hadn't got a care in the world.
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I had a lady came to the door while cleaning her teeth. She didn't stop cleaning them all the time she was attempting to talk to me. not even pausing to spit the toothpaste out, she just let it all dribble out of her mouth
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That wasn't toothpaste.
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court a couple having sex on the sofa on a block of flats I was cleaning...to say they wasnt best please was a under statement
I was once asked if I would like to come inside for a coffee and winked at me (she was wearing a sexy lingerie) I was very young and got embarrassed :-[
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During my 15 years...
A lad knocking one out in his room. Porn mag and duvet went flying. I dont know who was more embarresed tbh.
A bloke living in a ground floor flat who came out with a knife trying to cut the hose as i was cleaning upstairs as he said i was intruding.
A woman with Alzeimers who's only possessions were boxes stacked to the ceiling of pg tips.
First thing i learnt early on is there are some real fruits out there.