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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Geoff on September 17, 2013, 04:55:03 pm

Title: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Geoff on September 17, 2013, 04:55:03 pm
I suppose most of us here are self employed, so is that how you describe yourself to others who want to know what you do for a living?

Do you say that you own/manage a company maybe?  "Hi, I'm John/Hector and I clean windows"?

Or are you happy to say that you are 'just' a windy'?
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Tom White on September 17, 2013, 05:02:13 pm
Good lookin', funny, handsome, sexy, smart, fit, strong, a bit rough around the edges; like an uncut diamond - wise and possibly the next Amitabha Buddha of compassion and infinite light.

That's about it really.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Ian101 on September 17, 2013, 05:02:59 pm
window cleaner
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: formb on September 17, 2013, 05:19:06 pm
When asked I always say I am a window cleaner. If someone turns their nose up at that, which they often do, I know that said person is not worth talking to.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Ian101 on September 17, 2013, 05:21:09 pm
When asked I always say I am a window cleaner. If someone turns their nose up at that, which they often do, I know that said person is not worth talking to.

yup totally agree
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Stephen.C on September 17, 2013, 05:24:52 pm
Window Cleaner.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Wc Solutions on September 17, 2013, 05:26:26 pm
vision technician  ;D
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: jimiwindows on September 17, 2013, 05:33:37 pm





   WINDOW CLEANER
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: roundbuilder on September 17, 2013, 05:45:12 pm
I say it loud and proud.
Im a window cleaner.
The best job in the world for me.
I love it. 8)
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Geoff on September 17, 2013, 05:46:53 pm
So no-one says, "I'm John Smith Window Cleaning co."?
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: C o z y on September 17, 2013, 05:52:10 pm
I tell them I'm a window cleaner, but not a crappy domestic window cleaner. I'm speshul and only clean huge buildings, and have my own forum for like minded successful window cleaners who hate talking about custies and how to handle Mrs Smiths cat poo in her garden when it gets on my gear  etc.

I started with nothing, not like all the rest of the shower who clean domestic windows. I'm a high flying business man who models himself on Richard Branson. I've got three or four vans on the road, but can't remember exactly how many, because I'm far too busy giving advice to other stupid window cleaners who have only got one van etc.

Because I started with nothing, I'm a complete success story. I've got five vans on the road, and a HUGE load of poles with hundreds of different brushes to choose from.

I started with nothing and now I'm a success.

That's what I tell people when they ask what I do for a living. I also tell them I've got three or four vans on the road, and that I'm very successful.

 8)

 ;D
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: colin purewater on September 17, 2013, 06:00:28 pm
Run a cleaning ;D company

Coz I do alot more than just windows

I do the door aswell  ;)
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Jim Waugh(Albright & Shiny) on September 17, 2013, 06:21:56 pm
Im the CEO of a successful company providing cleansing services to the private  and commercial sectors.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Geoff on September 17, 2013, 06:42:55 pm
Wow!  I'm impressed!
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Gordon_Taylor on September 17, 2013, 06:44:54 pm
Visual Panel Analyst  8)
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: rosskesava on September 17, 2013, 07:16:11 pm
As per a few postings above - I say I'm a window cleaner.

I couldn't careless what anyone I meet and who asks that question thinks about me in terms of job status.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: PoleKing on September 17, 2013, 07:20:19 pm
I just say I run a small cleaning firm.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: G Griffin on September 17, 2013, 07:23:15 pm
So no-one says, "I'm John Smith Window Cleaning co."?

John Smith might do.
I know of a window cleaner called John Smith, too.
I just tell the truth and say 'window cleaner (muffled, obviously) and I do very well out of it'. Why lie? I only lie about how much I earn.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: C o z y on September 17, 2013, 07:34:58 pm
So no-one says, "I'm John Smith Window Cleaning co."?

John Smith might do.
I know of a window cleaner called John Smith, too.
I just tell the truth and say 'window cleaner (muffled, obviously) and I do very well out of it'. Why lie? I only lie about how much I earn.

 ;D
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: ascjim on September 17, 2013, 07:36:07 pm
transparent wall engineer
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: G Griffin on September 17, 2013, 08:21:30 pm
So no-one says, "I'm John Smith Window Cleaning co."?

John Smith might do.
I know of a window cleaner called John Smith, too. 

I asked him, once, what name he used to book hotel rooms for dirty weekends. But I was wasting my time  ::)roll.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Gringo on September 17, 2013, 08:45:08 pm
Glazier hygenist
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: tom20001 on September 17, 2013, 08:45:38 pm
So no-one says, "I'm John Smith Window Cleaning co."?

John Smith might do.
I know of a window cleaner called John Smith, too.
I just tell the truth and say 'window cleaner (muffled, obviously) and I do very well out of it'. Why lie? I only lie about how much I earn.

 ha ha brilliant  :)
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: DaveG on September 17, 2013, 09:03:02 pm
I say I'm a striker for West Ham, only slightly less embarrassing than saying I'm a window cleaner
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: 8weekly on September 17, 2013, 09:10:29 pm
I used to think windowcleaning was beneath me and was embarrassed to say I was a windowcleaner. My dad was a windowcleaner when I was at school and I used to get stick about it so perhaps that partly explains it. I am fairly comfortable with it now though.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: richard jagger on September 17, 2013, 09:19:36 pm
I say "I am a violet  schizophrenic window cleaner. I am sure you want you windows cleaned and I know were you live" .Then I growl a bit. I never get any strange looks.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: windymiller on September 17, 2013, 09:23:49 pm
Vision Technician  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: gary999 on September 17, 2013, 10:35:27 pm
i lie

I tell them im a ice cream man :)
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Dan crowther on September 18, 2013, 12:47:44 am
I'm a light spectrum analyst and restoration expert.  :)
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Sean Kelly on September 18, 2013, 08:29:40 am
Tell them I put indicators on submarines
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: markymark on September 18, 2013, 08:50:28 am
I say "I am a violet  schizophrenic window cleaner. I am sure you want you windows cleaned and I know were you live" .Then I growl a bit. I never get any strange looks.


Bet you do if you describe yourself as "violet". I always imagined you to be pale orange with hints of taupe. The rest of it may be true... especially the growling  :o  ;D
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on September 18, 2013, 09:07:54 am
An ex window cleaner  ;D
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: formb on September 18, 2013, 09:13:13 am
Quote from: markymark
Quote from: Smithie
I say "I am a violet  schizophrenic window cleaner. I am sure you want you windows cleaned and I know were you live" .Then I growl a bit. I never get any strange looks.


Bet you do if you describe yourself as "violet". I always imagined you to be pale orange with hints of taupe. The rest of it may be true... especially the growling  :o  ;D

Must be poor circulation!
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: Pete Thompson on September 18, 2013, 02:49:40 pm
dress it up however you want, but people are quick to see through any bull around what you call yourself.

If you try to make it sound better than it is, people will conclude you are slightly ashamed of what you do, which is worse than just saying "window cleaner" from the start.

If people turn their nose up, do a little dance.

It's only because most people think window cleaning is a lowly thing that they don't do it themselves...which means more money for us!

Yes I always rejoice when someone looks down their nose, it tells me my jobs safe.  The day people start viewing window cleaning as some highly-paid, professional business, will be the day that it gets harder to find work.
Title: Re: How do you describe yourself to others?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 19, 2013, 09:49:50 am
A bit of a prat.
Title: Re: How do others describe you?
Post by: formb on September 19, 2013, 10:08:40 am
Re: How do others describe you?

Quote from: Granville Gold
A bit of a prat.

FTFY  ;D