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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Becci Swan on August 30, 2013, 07:58:29 pm

Title: Confused
Post by: Becci Swan on August 30, 2013, 07:58:29 pm
Sorry to hijack your post Martin if you need help on residential give me a shout. Becci do yourself a favour whilst you got that phone in your hand give me a call.

Whizz how exactly will I be doing myself a favour in contacting you?
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: bobplum on August 30, 2013, 08:57:29 pm
i would ring and...............find out :D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Archer on August 30, 2013, 09:49:12 pm


Must be something big speaking like that !!!!

Interesting approach though, give us a ring,

oh well  :-[
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: bobplum on August 30, 2013, 11:56:07 pm
at last a face to the name ;D
should have my van serviced and repaired then becci...........................im all yours :-*, in a business sense of course ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: windiewasher on August 31, 2013, 08:09:46 am
I hear whizz is a charmer with the ladies,perhaps he wants to wine and dine you.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: PoleKing on August 31, 2013, 09:56:11 am
Oh dear Becci, you're gonna get some attention now you've posted your photo!
#dontyoujustloveoldpervs
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Pete Thompson on August 31, 2013, 10:01:58 am
Don't bait him beci, he's a fool.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on August 31, 2013, 08:36:49 pm
Perverts. 


Becci ignore them they're all perverts. Every last one of them. Plum job Bob, Darren, Windie and the others are on the sex offenders register.


I'm not  ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Becci Swan on August 31, 2013, 08:38:51 pm
Oi you, don't be mean about my lovely window cleaners!  >:(
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: PoleKing on August 31, 2013, 08:39:00 pm
Perverts. 


Becci ignore them they're all perverts. Every last one of them. Plum job Bob, Darren, Windie and the others are on the sex offenders register.


I'm not  ;D

Only cause you're a virgin
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: PoleKing on August 31, 2013, 08:39:38 pm
Lol-Becci's got our backs.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: windiewasher on August 31, 2013, 08:44:40 pm
Perverts. 


Becci ignore them they're all perverts. Every last one of them. Plum job Bob, Darren, Windie and the others are on the sex offenders register.


I'm not  ;D
Matt im off it now as im a good boy now    ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on August 31, 2013, 08:46:00 pm
lol all good replies.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Becci Swan on August 31, 2013, 08:46:41 pm
Perverts. 


Becci ignore them they're all perverts. Every last one of them. Plum job Bob, Darren, Windie and the others are on the sex offenders register.


I'm not  ;D
Matt im off it now as im a good boy now    ;D

Kev I'm shocked!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: PoleKing on August 31, 2013, 08:48:35 pm
Perverts. 


Becci ignore them they're all perverts. Every last one of them. Plum job Bob, Darren, Windie and the others are on the sex offenders register.


I'm not  ;D
Matt im off it now as im a good boy now    ;D

Kev I'm shocked!

That he was on or that he's now off?!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Becci Swan on August 31, 2013, 08:50:29 pm
That he was on to start with! He seemed like such a normal guy....   ???

I guess thats how they get ya!    :)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: windiewasher on August 31, 2013, 10:15:22 pm
That he was on to start with! He seemed like such a normal guy....   ???

I guess thats how they get ya!    :)
Lol as if i was i have enhanced dbs.
Im squeeky clean me. ;)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Tom White on September 01, 2013, 12:43:38 am
Female cleaners don't tend to stay on this forum for very long; one of our female members even had dodgy phone calls from a member here. 

It's a shame, but some blokes here haven't seen a woman before I think.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: rosskesava on September 01, 2013, 01:40:19 am
Female cleaners don't tend to stay on this forum for very long; one of our female members even had dodgy phone calls from a member here. 

It's a shame, but some blokes here haven't seen a woman before I think.

I think sometimes some on here seem have an ability to replace their brains with their testicles. They're like male dogs sniffing around or like the strutting pigeon thinking that the female is only impressed by what extent they can strut.

I think if I was a female window cleaner I'd give this forum a miss.

Reading the above postings, it's like reading the ramblings of virginal fourteen year old teenagers.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: ben M on September 01, 2013, 08:45:45 am
Doesn't matter if Becci is pretty or not, to be honest it is not the subject,if she does a good job,it is good for us like that we could use her company.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Crystal-clear on September 01, 2013, 08:56:09 am
Good point Ben but I guess being pretty has something to do with it lol!
On a serious note who's used her any feedback!?
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 01, 2013, 09:42:58 am
Female cleaners don't tend to stay on this forum for very long; one of our female members even had dodgy phone calls from a member here.  

It's a shame, but some blokes here haven't seen a woman before I think.

I remember that ... has the sicko phone caller been kept off the forum tho' Tosh? The whacko's who post here are bad enough - it's the "lurkers" that I would be concerned about.

"Don't put your picture on the internet" - especially if you are young and female - is advice that those that are young and female often ignore at their peril.

Mind you, perhaps the O.P.'s actual name and face are being hidden for "commercial purposes," the real age is 72 and her real name is Rebekah Dodo ...  ;)  



Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Becci Swan on September 01, 2013, 12:42:52 pm
Good point Ben but I guess being pretty has something to do with it lol!
On a serious note who's used her any feedback!?

http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=175561.0
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: ben M on September 01, 2013, 01:27:02 pm
Good point Ben but I guess being pretty has something to do with it lol!
On a serious note who's used her any feedback!?

http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=175561.0
Thanks Becci, i will contact you soon (on holiday at the moment  :D)
Great feedback,well done  ;)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: mark dew on September 01, 2013, 01:35:09 pm
Female cleaners don't tend to stay on this forum for very long; one of our female members even had dodgy phone calls from a member here.  

It's a shame, but some blokes here haven't seen a woman before I think.

I remember that ... has the sicko phone caller been kept off the forum tho' Tosh? The whacko's who post here are bad enough - it's the "lurkers" that I would be concerned about.

"Don't put your picture on the internet" - especially if you are young and female - is advice that those that are young and female often ignore at their peril.

Mind you, perhaps the O.P.'s actual name and face are being hidden for "commercial purposes," the real age is 72 and her real name is Rebekah Dodo ...  ;)  

Yep being young and pretty comes with its own problems. A thick skin is a necessity. Especially on here.
If becci is just a nice voice over the phone then her marketing is spot on.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: formb on September 01, 2013, 01:56:38 pm
Quote from: mark dew
Yep being young and pretty comes with its own problems. A thick skin is a necessity. Especially on here.
If becci is just a nice voice over the phone then her marketing is spot on.

So true. Tosh rings me up most nights after a couple of cans of special brew for a 'booty call'.

Sickening.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: windiewasher on September 01, 2013, 02:02:28 pm
Good point Ben but I guess being pretty has something to do with it lol!
On a serious note who's used her any feedback!?

http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=175561.0
Thanks Becci, i will contact you soon (on holiday at the moment  :D)
Great feedback,well done  ;)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: C o z y on September 01, 2013, 03:33:58 pm
This is Mrs Cozy, and she never gets any calls, dunno why.  ???

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1378045982_mingin bird.jpg)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Tom White on September 01, 2013, 03:42:59 pm
I remember that ... has the sicko phone caller been kept off the forum tho' Tosh?


I don't know what the full story was; it was my 'between mod times' when it happened.  I just know Sarah had enough of the inappropriate attention and didn't want to post here anymore.

It's a shame.  A few regular female posters would hopefully make us behave a bit better, I would think.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Avo on September 01, 2013, 04:12:16 pm
I bet she works for the inland revenue as an investigator and real name is John  ;D  be careful what you tell her.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: ben M on September 01, 2013, 04:18:07 pm
This is Mrs Cozy, and she never gets any calls, dunno why.  ???

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1378045982_mingin bird.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: PoleKing on September 01, 2013, 05:31:15 pm
This is Mrs Cozy, and she never gets any calls, dunno why.  ???

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1378045982_mingin bird.jpg)

Standard German look
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on September 01, 2013, 05:40:28 pm
This is Mrs Cozy, and she never gets any calls, dunno why.  ???

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1378045982_mingin bird.jpg)

That's Mr Cozys public toilet punter. I believe he gets a discount from Cozy for his 'extra-curricular' activities that you or I are only ever going to read about in the Sunday Sport.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: C o z y on September 01, 2013, 06:34:14 pm
Yeah, her sister looked better on her wedding day though.

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1378056827_ugly_bride.jpg)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on September 01, 2013, 06:35:25 pm
Yum. Wouldn't mind tasting that for a few minutes downstairs.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: C o z y on September 01, 2013, 06:36:50 pm
Her cousin looks pretty,at 200 yards,in the dark, behind a tree, with a bag over her head.

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1378056931_wedding pic.jpg)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: roundbuilder on September 01, 2013, 07:12:35 pm
Her cousin looks pretty,at 200 yards,in the dark, behind a tree, with a bag over her head.

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1378056931_wedding pic.jpg)

Hat off to you cozy! You are 1 funny guy!!
Love it.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: PoleKing on September 01, 2013, 07:18:26 pm
Bud-your family is UGLY!
I'd keep them locked away.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: mark dew on September 01, 2013, 07:49:26 pm
I remember that ... has the sicko phone caller been kept off the forum tho' Tosh?


I don't know what the full story was; it was my 'between mod times' when it happened.  I just know Sarah had enough of the inappropriate attention and didn't want to post here anymore.

It's a shame.  A few regular female posters would hopefully make us behave a bit better, I would think.

I can imagine that has the potential of getting pretty scary.
A thick skin is definitely required for any woman to post freely on here, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: 8weekly on September 01, 2013, 07:54:09 pm
Is it just me that finds it distasteful to post pictures of unattractive people for amusement? Probably I guess. I do find Cosy funny often, I just hink it's cruel.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: G Griffin on September 01, 2013, 08:33:14 pm
I remember that ... has the sicko phone caller been kept off the forum tho' Tosh?


I don't know what the full story was; it was my 'between mod times' when it happened. 

Now there's a coincidence.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: PoleKing on September 01, 2013, 08:48:13 pm
Is it just me that finds it distasteful to post pictures of unattractive people for amusement? Probably I guess. I do find Cosy funny often, I just hink it's cruel.

Usually your fresh meat fella?
Ugly's are funny.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: mark dew on September 01, 2013, 08:49:46 pm
Is it just me that finds it distasteful to post pictures of unattractive people for amusement? Probably I guess. I do find Cosy funny often, I just hink it's cruel.

I know what you mean. But it all adds to the diversity on here. And that I do find amusing.  :)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Whizz-Bizz on September 02, 2013, 02:01:35 am
becci was good to chat on Friday and clear the air. Good luck with your business. You got my number now keep in contact, as you know I offer sage advice
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: ben M on September 02, 2013, 08:35:44 am
Is it just me that finds it distasteful to post pictures of unattractive people for amusement? Probably I guess. I do find Cosy funny often, I just hink it's cruel.
why? are you ugly?
very funny pics, thanks Cozy
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Becci Swan on September 02, 2013, 10:37:56 am
becci was good to chat on Friday and clear the air. Good luck with your business. You got my number now keep in contact, as you know I offer sage advice

Thanks Whizz, agreed was good to clear the air and I'm sure we'll speak again soon.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: C o z y on September 02, 2013, 12:30:42 pm
becci was good to chat on Friday and clear the air. Good luck with your business. You got my number now keep in contact, as you know I offer sage advice

 SAGE "a profoundly wise person; a person famed for wisdom."
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: ben M on September 02, 2013, 12:34:46 pm
sage advice lol lol
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: windiewasher on September 02, 2013, 12:47:03 pm
sage advice lol lol
He makes lovely stuffing
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: koopmaster on September 02, 2013, 03:04:40 pm
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Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Whizz-Bizz on September 05, 2013, 12:17:03 pm
sage advice lol lol
He makes lovely stuffing
Wish someone would stuff you windie washer  :P
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: C o z y on September 05, 2013, 12:48:06 pm
sage advice lol lol
He makes lovely stuffing
Wish someone would stuff you windie washer  :P

That sounds like sage advice there Whizz  ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Smudgeoff Cleaning Services on September 05, 2013, 03:20:56 pm
Oh dear Becci, you're gonna get some attention now you've posted your photo!
#dontyoujustloveoldpervs

It may not be her pic Darren, just a clever marketing tool..

Lol ;-)

Darren
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: windiewasher on September 05, 2013, 04:42:16 pm
sage advice lol lol
He makes lovely stuffing
Wish someone would stuff you windie washer  :P
Now thats not nice whizzy.anybody would think you dont like window cleaners
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: 8weekly on September 05, 2013, 04:57:22 pm
Is it just me that finds it distasteful to post pictures of unattractive people for amusement? Probably I guess. I do find Cosy funny often, I just hink it's cruel.
why? are you ugly?
very funny pics, thanks Cozy
I'd rather be ugly than French.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: C o z y on September 05, 2013, 05:00:09 pm
Good point.