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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on May 23, 2013, 12:39:50 pm

Title: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: Dave Willis on May 23, 2013, 12:39:50 pm
I never give a price - he just pays what I'm worth! Massive house too.

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1369309583_mansion 2.JPG)
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: MNWC on May 23, 2013, 12:53:51 pm
Is that Else's place ?  :D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: richard jagger on May 23, 2013, 02:27:43 pm
Is this not  "willy waving." ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: Lee GLS on May 23, 2013, 02:49:42 pm
Is this not  "willy waving." ??? ??? ??? ???

Read the words in the picture quickly, then think about your statement!
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on May 23, 2013, 02:56:32 pm
£400 job? I have been trading for 3 minutes and now have a minimum price of £600...

You stick with the council estates Dave  ;D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: elite mike on May 23, 2013, 04:55:59 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: gavinb on May 23, 2013, 05:12:42 pm
Yeah fack em all and one !!!
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: rosskesava on May 23, 2013, 05:30:11 pm
£400 job? I have been trading for 3 minutes and now have a minimum price of £600...

You stick with the council estates Dave  ;D

What's so special about that?

I can earn that without getting out my van. The longer I sit and wait, the more I earn.
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: A-W-C on May 23, 2013, 05:41:31 pm
£400 a day ? WHY ? ? ?
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: Paul T on May 23, 2013, 05:58:13 pm
Problem is people might believe all this
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: JamesAJF on May 23, 2013, 07:19:00 pm
i have never made that much in one day and i probably never will i do wonder about some ppl on hear i mean good luck if u are but i find it hard to belive
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: keyser soze on May 23, 2013, 07:45:38 pm
do you mean 4.00 a day because i regularly earn more than that . sometimes i dont though
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: lee_dewing on May 23, 2013, 10:27:47 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: A-W-C on May 23, 2013, 10:38:23 pm
F O U R   H U N D R E D POUNDS  A DAY  :o    :o  HOW,WHY ? ? ?  :o
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: PoleKing on May 23, 2013, 11:12:12 pm
F O U R   H U N D R E D POUNDS  A DAY  :o    :o  HOW,WHY ? ? ?  :o

How? By working.
Why? Cause he can I'd imagine.
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on May 23, 2013, 11:45:35 pm
I had one today too just like yours Dave. Told him to pay me what he thought I was worth, the job took 35 minutes & the cheeky B******* offered me £600!! ::)roll ::)roll

Any advice to stop me getting ripped off again greatly appreciated. 

Honestly, these customers need to get real!! :P
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: rosskesava on May 24, 2013, 12:00:51 am
I had one today too just like yours Dave. Told him to pay me what he thought I was worth, the job took 35 minutes & the cheeky B******* offered me £600!! ::)roll ::)roll

Any advice to stop me getting ripped off again greatly appreciated. 

Honestly, these customers need to get real!! :P

Where you went wrong was you should have said to 'pay me lots more than I was worth'. Then you would have earnt some really decent money as the bloke would have paid up, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on May 24, 2013, 12:11:42 am
I had one today too just like yours Dave. Told him to pay me what he thought I was worth, the job took 35 minutes & the cheeky B******* offered me £600!! ::)roll ::)roll

Any advice to stop me getting ripped off again greatly appreciated. 

Honestly, these customers need to get real!! :P

Where you went wrong was you should have said to 'pay me lots more than I was worth'. Then you would have earnt some really decent money as the bloke would have paid up, no doubt about it.

Thanks for the advice man, I'll try that next time!! ;) After all, I do a really good job an'all.
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: richard jagger on May 24, 2013, 09:15:00 am
This forum has B/S overload lately.
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: gary999 on May 24, 2013, 11:11:23 am
This forum has B/S overload lately.

lately...try always ;D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: C o z y on May 24, 2013, 11:32:19 am
I had one today too just like yours Dave. Told him to pay me what he thought I was worth, the job took 35 minutes & the cheeky B******* offered me £600!! ::)roll ::)roll

Any advice to stop me getting ripped off again greatly appreciated. 

Honestly, these customers need to get real!! :P

Won't get out of my bath for a wee for that mate. Get a grip. Also, I demand fresh notes, at least ironed. If it aint fresh, they can sod off!!
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: p1w1 on May 24, 2013, 12:30:03 pm
This forum has B/S overload lately.

lately...try always ;D
;D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on May 24, 2013, 02:53:54 pm
I had one today too just like yours Dave. Told him to pay me what he thought I was worth, the job took 35 minutes & the cheeky B******* offered me £600!! ::)roll ::)roll

Any advice to stop me getting ripped off again greatly appreciated.  

Honestly, these customers need to get real!! :P

Won't get out of my bath for a wee for that mate. Get a grip. Also, I demand fresh notes, at least ironed. If it aint fresh, they can sod off!!

My preferred payment metod is krugerand or bullion. I occasionally take blood diamonds.

Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: Scrimble on May 24, 2013, 03:57:13 pm
£400 a day? big deal
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: Darranvps on May 24, 2013, 05:20:06 pm
My signature used to be

F M Hall
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: A-W-C on May 24, 2013, 05:47:26 pm
Dave Willis why post this and see all the replies but not reply yourself ?
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on May 24, 2013, 05:51:11 pm
Dave Willis why post this and see all the replies but not reply yourself ?

Ever heard of a thing called humor? ;D

The sign is funny & the £400 relates to a numpty posting from last week. What makes it funnier is people taking it serious! ::)roll
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on May 24, 2013, 05:51:24 pm
He's winding you lot up, it would appear he has succeeded, thats why.
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on May 24, 2013, 05:52:34 pm
Farkham Hall, think about it, say it quickly.

http://www.farkhamhall.co.uk
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on May 24, 2013, 05:55:05 pm
Farkham Hall, think about it, say it quickly.

http://www.farkhamhall.co.uk

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: A-W-C on May 24, 2013, 05:58:32 pm
See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on May 24, 2013, 06:06:18 pm
See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything and some haven't got a sense of humour


FTFY.
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on May 24, 2013, 06:07:01 pm
See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything

I bet Friday nights are a hoot in your house eh? ;D ;D
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: A-W-C on May 24, 2013, 06:30:40 pm
See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything

I bet Friday nights are a hoot in your house eh? ;D ;D

I don`t mix business with pleasure  ;)
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: Dave Willis on May 24, 2013, 07:18:49 pm
Of course it's a wind up. Farkham Hall

It was on the wall of one of my customers - it made me laugh within about three seconds!  ;D
He put it on there because he thought it was funny. I'm amazed so many couldn't see it to be honest.

I phoned the doctors last week "I'm sorry sir, you are in a queue" - "would that be the near queue or the far queue?" I inquired. Far Queue the girl said and slammed the phone down!  :o
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: DaveG on May 24, 2013, 07:31:56 pm
 ;D ;D ;D

One of my customers in a place called Corfe Mullen has named his house "Far Corfe"

Thought it was a wind up when he rang for a quote  ::)roll
Title: Re: one of my £400 a day jobs ....
Post by: rosskesava on May 25, 2013, 01:04:49 am
See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything

Some also state the obvious.  ;D