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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Positivity on May 14, 2013, 07:11:47 pm

Title: God!
Post by: Positivity on May 14, 2013, 07:11:47 pm
Thought you wont gonna flood the earth no more?
So whats happened lately
Give windies a break tomoz looks grim ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Llaaww on May 14, 2013, 07:14:27 pm
We are getting now here in cornwall, it is really blowing rough and has been monsoon rain, without a break all day. It has blown a few trees down already.

Batten down the hatches it is on its way up country.
Title: Re: God!
Post by: dd on May 14, 2013, 07:17:33 pm
Did not realize he was on the forum.

Title: Re: God!
Post by: 8weekly on May 14, 2013, 07:18:27 pm
Did not realize he was on the forum.


He is omnipresent.  ;)
Title: Re: God!
Post by: H20cleaning on May 14, 2013, 07:21:31 pm
ooh no i have fully booked work until saturday!! i heard it will miss the north east of england ::)roll ::)roll
Title: Re: God!
Post by: jarvy on May 14, 2013, 07:23:17 pm
Only had drizzle since about 3pm today, what rain are you on about?!!  ;)
Lucky here in st neots,know some places have had it quite bad.
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Tomboler on May 14, 2013, 07:35:07 pm
good growing weather  ;D
Title: Re: God!
Post by: C o z y on May 14, 2013, 07:40:03 pm
There was some bird on the news today saying if the jet stream doesn't alter soon, you're going to get the same shyte as last year. You have my sympathies lads  :(
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Dave Mills on May 14, 2013, 08:55:15 pm
There is no God.
Title: Re: God!
Post by: C o z y on May 14, 2013, 08:59:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm-uif8SYYs

AAALLAAAARM! Get Tosh!! ;D
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Dave Mills on May 14, 2013, 09:04:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm-uif8SYYs

AAALLAAAARM! Get Tosh!! ;D

Why, theres nothing controversial about that view, is there?
Title: Re: God!
Post by: C o z y on May 14, 2013, 09:06:59 pm
lol, you don't read Tosh's posts very often then mate?  ;D He'll be in later and talk you to death!
Title: Re: God!
Post by: stuart mc on May 14, 2013, 09:15:14 pm
lol, you don't read Tosh's posts very often then mate?  ;D He'll be in later and talk you to death!

death by tosh, sounds like a new interrogation method for our special forces ;D MI5 and 6 should sign him up
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Llaaww on May 14, 2013, 09:16:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm-uif8SYYs

AAALLAAAARM! Get Tosh!! ;D

Why, theres nothing controversial about that view, is there?

not if you can prove it...;)
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Perfect Windows on May 14, 2013, 10:07:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm-uif8SYYs

AAALLAAAARM! Get Tosh!! ;D

Why, theres nothing controversial about that view, is there?

not if you can prove it...;)

Nope.  Its not up to the doubter to prove it.  Its up to the person with the imaginary friend.
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Tom White on May 14, 2013, 10:16:35 pm
Well according to that good old English hymn 'We Plough the Fields and Scatter' God most certainly controls the weather; the wind and the waves too:

2nd Verse:
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The winds and waves obey him,

He's a bit of a gimp doing those recent tsunamis that killed hundreds-of-thousands of folk in 1994 and 1911.

I guess if He'll do that, He doesn't give a figgy fig fig about a bit of rain for window cleaning.  Suits me, I don't give a fig about Him either 'cos 'He' doesn't exist.
Title: Re: God!
Post by: Tom White on May 14, 2013, 10:18:58 pm
It rained heavily here for most of the day; so I was a good boy and did my tax return.
Title: Re: God!
Post by: rosskesava on May 14, 2013, 10:37:18 pm
If you by the last 13 months, Scotland and the SE have changed climates.

To make it worse, Scotland yet again may well end up having the best weather in Europe for the rest of this month.

Down here in the south, we will be having a very unusual event which hasn't happened in 39 years. Low air pressure normally goes from left to right across the south. Towards the end of the week, there will be an area of low pressure going from right to left.

The weather has definitely gone wierd.