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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Tom White on May 05, 2013, 12:37:44 pm

Title: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Tom White on May 05, 2013, 12:37:44 pm
Please don't swear on the forum; not even using an asterix to fill in the gaps.  I'm too lazy to modify posts, so I'll just delete them from now on.  If I think you continually re offend, I'll delete accounts.

There's plenty of other words we can use; or maybe try to be a little adventurous with a 'flippin' euphemism.

Please keep the forum friendly.  Thank you.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Dani J on May 05, 2013, 03:11:20 pm
Please don't swear on the forum; not even using an asterix to fill in the gaps.  I'm too lazy to modify posts, so I'll just delete them from now on.  If I think you continually re offend, I'll delete accounts.

There's plenty of other words we can use; or maybe try to be a little adventurous with a 'flippin' euphemism.

Please keep the forum friendly.  Thank you.

Bog off. :)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Ronnie Bryce on May 05, 2013, 03:22:18 pm
Get lost ya slanty eyed git.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: C o z y on May 05, 2013, 03:45:25 pm
Yeah, push off !
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on May 05, 2013, 04:07:11 pm
Yea, take a hike you pederast.  ;D
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: rosskesava on May 05, 2013, 05:33:30 pm
**** ** ******* * ***** *** ********.

And what's more, I mean it.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Geoff on May 05, 2013, 08:59:24 pm
Did I detect a feather duster in those asterisks?
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Fin Clearview on May 05, 2013, 09:36:14 pm
i take it this is down to me ? ********* ****** sorrrrrry i didnt realise a few **** could cause so much offence.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on May 05, 2013, 10:09:59 pm
It's not what you said, it's what others have said about you in the chat section. No-one likes swear words even when they're talking about Arse-anal supporters.  ;D
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: stuart mc on May 05, 2013, 10:13:50 pm
for a bunch of window cleaners some are easy offended ;D industrial language is normal in this job
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: rosskesava on May 05, 2013, 10:38:26 pm
i take it this is down to me ? ********* ****** sorrrrrry i didnt realise a few **** could cause so much offence.

Yup Fin, you did ******** ***** and you ******* and not only that, you definately ****** and her sister.

 ;D

ps Fin - I picked up a job in Sompting (Berriedale Close off the A27) because the lady hadn't seen her window cleaner for a good few months and then got 2 of her neighbours for the same reason. I think it unlikely but they weren't customers of yours, I hope.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Tom White on May 05, 2013, 11:25:27 pm
You lot are a bunch of beep beeping beepers, beeping beeps.

Now beep off you sheep's beep!*

See?

*Actually a sheep's beep is useful (to Welshmen); and yous aint!
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: wfp master on May 06, 2013, 12:33:31 am
Lot o ****e man up its the interweb not a nursery.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: rosskesava on May 06, 2013, 01:20:51 am
Tosh, so is it ok to use 'beep' or 'beeping' or 'beepers' instead of swearing?

Or how about changing 3 letters of that well known swear word that begins with 'f' to f&@!.

Also, just because I, or anyone else, might use asterix's, that may not mean that f*** means what you think, it may mean 'food'.

 ;D
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Fin Clearview on May 06, 2013, 07:49:14 am
i take it this is down to me ? ********* ****** sorrrrrry i didnt realise a few **** could cause so much offence.

Yup Fin, you did ******** ***** and you ******* and not only that, you definately ****** and her sister.

 ;D

ps Fin - I picked up a job in Sompting (Berriedale Close off the A27) because the lady hadn't seen her window cleaner for a good few months and then got 2 of her neighbours for the same reason. I think it unlikely but they weren't customers of yours, I hope.

Yes they are *****terrible custards, ran up a large ***** debt x17 cleans, always ran out the ******front door when doing the backs, never knew how to make ******tea, didnt want it doing unless sun was ******out, and had 9 vicious *******dogs with ******* dog **** all over the garden.  ;D

Only kidding, i only go as far west as Shoreham. Thanks for asking though.

ps, please call me Timmy tourettes from now on.  :o
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: deeege on May 06, 2013, 07:56:56 am
Hi fin (and Rosskesava)

You don't happen to know who cleans the big Next store at Shoreham do you?
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Amazin on May 06, 2013, 08:45:50 am
Get lost ya slanty eyed git.

are you aware thats racist?
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: *Hector* on May 06, 2013, 09:02:16 am
not if it said in jest...  :P

 ;D
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: AuRavelling79 on May 06, 2013, 09:39:41 am
This is an admin rule not a "Tosh" or even "moderator" rule. It's their house so we have to play by their rules.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: *Hector* on May 06, 2013, 10:20:20 am
Nice bit of brown nosing there Malc ....  ;D ;D
not in line to be seagull at St Ives replacement mod are you ???  :P :P

 ;D
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Fin Clearview on May 06, 2013, 10:27:53 am
Hi fin (and Rosskesava)

You don't happen to know who cleans the big Next store at Shoreham do you?

No sorry i don't mate, i know most of us around shoreham are'nt doing it.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: deeege on May 06, 2013, 10:46:12 am
Hi fin (and Rosskesava)

You don't happen to know who cleans the big Next store at Shoreham do you?

No sorry i don't mate, i know most of us around shoreham are'nt doing it.

No probs cheers mate.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: rosskesava on May 06, 2013, 10:55:24 am
Hi fin (and Rosskesava)

You don't happen to know who cleans the big Next store at Shoreham do you?

No sorry i don't mate, i know most of us around shoreham are'nt doing it.

No probs cheers mate.

The Next store in Brighton is done by one of the national companies so I'd assume the Shoreham one would be as well.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: deeege on May 06, 2013, 11:02:27 am
Hi fin (and Rosskesava)

You don't happen to know who cleans the big Next store at Shoreham do you?

No sorry i don't mate, i know most of us around shoreham are'nt doing it.

No probs cheers mate.

The Next store in Brighton is done by one of the national companies so I'd assume the Shoreham one would be as well.

Hi Ross, yes it's covered by a National but it will be subbed to a local firm to actually do the cleaning.
Title: Re: Swearing Swearing S*******g
Post by: Steve-Robert on May 06, 2013, 12:09:05 pm
for a bunch of window cleaners some are easy offended ;D industrial language is normal in this job

I tripped over my hose the other day and fell backwards into a prickly bush.
it wasn't 'oh silly me,i've fallen over' I bawled out.

 :-X