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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: jimiwindows on April 23, 2013, 07:46:32 pm

Title: would you move him
Post by: jimiwindows on April 23, 2013, 07:46:32 pm: (http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1366742671_IMAG1067.jpg)

would you move him hes there all the time and i need to clean windows
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Post by: SunShineCleaning on April 23, 2013, 07:50:40 pm: I'd get him a drink of tea first.
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Post by: A-W-C on April 23, 2013, 07:52:40 pm: well at least if you started cleaning the windows you be giving him a free shower ;D
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Post by: C o z y on April 23, 2013, 07:56:45 pm: Yes, I have to get the jobs done. There are lots of other doorways to kip in.
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Post by: andyM on April 23, 2013, 07:59:54 pm: I would superglue a £1 coin to the pavement about 10ft away from him.
Wake him up and then casually gesture towards the golden booty. ;D
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Post by: Llaaww on April 23, 2013, 08:15:47 pm: Just show him some soap and water, and he will soon be off up the street.
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Post by: G Griffin on April 23, 2013, 08:26:37 pm: Offer him a cigarette and when he starts to smoke it, point to the 'No Smoking' on the window and tell him he'll have to smoke it somewhere else.
If you don't smoke, just stand on him to reach the top of the obstructed window.
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Post by: rosskesava on April 23, 2013, 08:36:19 pm: Nope, I definately would not have woken him.

I would have left that one window.
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Post by: PoleKing on April 23, 2013, 09:07:51 pm: tell him you're about to clean it.
If he says he's not moving-WFP it.
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Post by: glen parva on April 23, 2013, 09:23:20 pm: yes you are there to do a job
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Post by: Don Kee on April 23, 2013, 09:26:03 pm: Clean around him.....😝
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Post by: mark dew on April 23, 2013, 10:26:04 pm: I'd leave him be and clean what I could.
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Post by: wfp master on April 23, 2013, 10:30:51 pm: Is he waiting on the sales. ;D
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Post by: Ronnie Bryce on April 23, 2013, 10:44:16 pm: I would offer to give him a fiver if he moved along, if he agreed, I would give him six quid just to be happy to help him in any way I could.
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Post by: Jack Harris on April 23, 2013, 11:23:01 pm: soak him
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Post by: dazmond on April 23, 2013, 11:54:27 pm: i would give him a fiver and say on your way mate.dont come back for 10 mins.
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Post by: mark dew on April 24, 2013, 12:04:06 am: He's probably is only getting a fiver to clean the windows. ;D
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Post by: Mike #1 on April 24, 2013, 05:35:29 am: Like others i would have give him a fiver to go get something to eat and drink . Cant imagine what situations people have been in for the end result been for them to end up on the streets . Mike
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Post by: edward1 on April 24, 2013, 07:26:04 am: leave him,if he is still there next clean ask to move
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Post by: Nick Wareham on April 24, 2013, 10:01:18 am: If you give him a fiver he will spend it on booze.

If you touch him, that is assault.

Get the cops to move him on.
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Post by: Johnny B on April 24, 2013, 03:27:12 pm: Put an alarm clock next to his ear, set it for two minutes time and start on the first window.

You could also have a hot cuppa waiting for him when he wakes up.

John
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 24, 2013, 04:14:23 pm: Offer him a Watchtower? ;)
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Post by: DG Cleaning on April 24, 2013, 04:22:08 pm: Quote from: Gold on April 24, 2013, 04:14:23 pm
Offer him a Watchtower? ;)
They make a great pillow or firewood :D
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Post by: ascjim on April 24, 2013, 04:27:44 pm: He won't bite. Just wake him up mate, im sure he will understand the poor sod
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Post by: Ian Lancaster on April 24, 2013, 06:59:50 pm: Quote from: James - Purewash on April 24, 2013, 04:27:44 pm
He won't bite. Just wake him up mate, im sure he will understand the poor sod

The voice of reason
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Post by: Moderator David@stives on April 24, 2013, 08:41:57 pm: Wage him up with big tissue
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Post by: G Griffin on April 24, 2013, 10:40:25 pm: Quote from: James - Purewash on April 24, 2013, 04:27:44 pm
He won't bite. Just wake him up mate, im sure he will understand the poor sod

I don't know. Luis Suarez could have fallen on hard times after a ten match ban.
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Post by: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on April 24, 2013, 10:51:50 pm: Im pleased to report Richy Wilts has now offered him full time employment.
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Post by: G Griffin on April 24, 2013, 10:54:38 pm: Quote from: MATT BATEMAN (OWC) on April 24, 2013, 10:51:50 pm
Im pleased to report Richy Wilts has now offered him full time employment.

;D
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Post by: Handyman Window Cleaning Services on April 25, 2013, 12:08:55 am: now that floor looks hard. maybe sunshine could lend him a mat to sleep on.
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Post by: paulgran1234 on June 11, 2013, 11:23:04 am: just start cleaning and f..k him or you will end up like him !!
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Post by: Neil Jones on June 11, 2013, 12:01:56 pm: Pay him £5 to do the work for you. Go sit in the cafe across the road all nice and warm with a tea and bacon sandwich. Easy!
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Post by: Ben wood on June 11, 2013, 02:18:07 pm: Or you could just ask him politely to move. You might be shocked that he is still a human being.
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Post by: Sean Dyer on June 11, 2013, 03:19:56 pm: If you give him money a . He will booze or drugs
And b. he will be there every time :)
Just get him a brew and bacon butty (about. £2.50?) and then ask him politely to sod off
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Post by: dave f on June 11, 2013, 03:44:43 pm: give him money is the worst thing you could do he will be their next time and the next but the price will have gone up ;D just clean tough if he dont move soak him do you think he gives a feck about you or your job NO IVE NO TIME FOR THIS