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UK General Cleaning Forum => General Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: john meehan on March 29, 2013, 05:51:54 pm

Title: waterless car valeting
Post by: john meehan on March 29, 2013, 05:51:54 pm
can anyone help me in starting up waterless car cleaning please
Title: Re: waterless car valeting
Post by: Rob_Mac on March 29, 2013, 06:00:14 pm
What help do you need?.

With finding a premises to work from, what to charge, keeping accounts.

It is a very broad question.

Have you researched the market, can you compete with established car washes around your area, people use the convenience of doing their shopping and getting their car cleaned.

Have you done anything on this?

Rob ;D
Title: Re: waterless car valeting
Post by: BDCS on March 29, 2013, 06:32:51 pm
Most of them around here catch themselves a troop of liths then you can wash cars properly with the water you save with them not washing themselves. There are plenty of disused petrol stations - the store room being lavishly converted with 16 bunks for the troop to base the identity ringing social claiming activities. You will also need a washing line with 200 filthy rags to hang drying. You will most importantly you will need a very ugly, smelly and meanlooking thug to oversee the slick operation. Seek to link with taxi, kebab and any other cash generating evening operating firms to futher enhance underhand dealings when the carwash is closed.
Title: Re: waterless car valeting
Post by: chris scott on March 29, 2013, 07:39:56 pm
Most of them around here catch themselves a troop of liths then you can wash cars properly with the water you save with them not washing themselves. There are plenty of disused petrol stations - the store room being lavishly converted with 16 bunks for the troop to base the identity ringing social claiming activities. You will also need a washing line with 200 filthy rags to hang drying. You will most importantly you will need a very ugly, smelly and meanlooking thug to oversee the slick operation. Seek to link with taxi, kebab and any other cash generating evening operating firms to futher enhance underhand dealings when the carwash is closed.
Carl your out look on life is  class..."curry scoffers" still makes laugh!
Title: Re: waterless car valeting
Post by: BDCS on March 29, 2013, 08:54:24 pm
Mmmm - had some bloke called patel from burnley who owns a rental property property in Canterbury phone up and give the missus a load of gob because he did'nt see why he should have to pay VAT. She did say it was a government issue and not ours ! I've now banned myself from working for the whole family - knock you when you quote, knock you after you've done the work. The sewing machine lot are just as bad.
Title: Re: waterless car valeting
Post by: creighton foyle on March 30, 2013, 09:03:01 am
Mmmm - had some bloke called patel from burnley who owns a rental property property in Canterbury phone up and give the missus a load of gob because he did'nt see why he should have to pay VAT. She did say it was a government issue and not ours ! I've now banned myself from working for the whole family - knock you when you quote, knock you after you've done the work. The sewing machine lot are just as bad.

I never do any work for our colonial cousins for the same reasons listed above its just too much hassle  :)