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Title: A song about canvassing
Post by: Whizz-Bizz on March 22, 2013, 06:47:23 pm
Ive written this song about canvassing based on a Johnny Cash song called when the man comes around.

Its called when the man Whizz-es round Enjoy 

https://vimeo.com/62437647
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Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on March 22, 2013, 07:08:04 pm
Look like nedge fr balls of steel
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Post by: Whizz-Bizz on March 22, 2013, 07:25:46 pm
ha ha it is lol But I did write the song  :D
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Post by: colin purewater on March 22, 2013, 08:20:35 pm
Can u have half an Oz of what your smokin  8)
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Post by: CleanClear on March 22, 2013, 08:28:52 pm
I thought it was a good funny take on canvassing, and lots to relate to  ;D
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Post by: Whizz-Bizz on March 22, 2013, 08:55:39 pm
I probably have too much time on my hands lol
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Post by: ray mck on March 23, 2013, 10:45:01 am
love it, can we have the words so we can all sing it.thanks ray
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Post by: Whizz-Bizz on March 23, 2013, 10:48:29 am
love it, can we have the words so we can all sing it.thanks ray
You can if you want..... haha are you for real or yanking my chain thou
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Post by: Whizz-Bizz on March 23, 2013, 10:52:00 am
                                                  When the man Whizzess round

And I heard as it where the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts said come and see, and I saw and behold a yellow flame.
Theres a man Whizzing round taking names, and he decides who to clean and who to shame, everybody wont be treated all the same, there will be a golden ladder reaching down
when the man whizzes round, the bristles on your brush will stand up, with that £1200 upfront, will you partake of that training offered up, or disappear to that leafleting crowd, when the man whizzes round.
Hear the doors hear the bells,100 million doorbells ringing, multitudes all booking to that whizz-bizz man,
Cleaners calling, customers lying, some have money, some are trying, Its Whizzys and cleaners income done.
And the Whizz-Bizz is in the forum, the cleaners are all licking their lips, And the Whizz-Bizz is in the forum, its hard for him to knock against the pricks.
Till you can pay him No Shalom or Sholam ( check which is which ), then the Whizz will call his cleaners home, the whizz man will bow down before the pole, and at his feet they’ll cast a golden crown, when the man whizzes round
Who ever is  booked let them be  booked  still, whoever is a one off let them be a one off still, whoever is filthy let them be filthy still.
Listen to the words long written down, when the man whizzes round
Hear the doors hear the bells,100 million doorbells ringing, multitudes all booking to that whizz-bizz man,
Cleaners calling, customers lying, some have money, some are trying, Its Whizzys and cleaners income done.
And the Whizz-Bizz is in the forum, the cleaners are all licking their lips, And the Whizz-Bizz is in the forum, its hard for him to knock against the pricks.
In measured  1200 weight and zero pounds, When the man whizzes round.
And I heard a voice amidst the 4 beast and I look and behold a yellow flame, and on his name it said on him was Whizz-Bizz and money followed with him.
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Post by: SB Cleaning on March 23, 2013, 12:16:58 pm
 ;D :D
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Post by: LWC on March 23, 2013, 12:24:01 pm
Lol knock and dont run...awesome

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJA17Nribc
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Post by: SB Cleaning on March 23, 2013, 01:22:48 pm
Lol knock and dont run...awesome

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJA17Nribc
brilliant ;D
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Post by: Whizz-Bizz on March 23, 2013, 01:25:57 pm
Neg is funny I watched the sea gull one earlier he is one nutty geezer
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Post by: ben M on March 23, 2013, 01:28:37 pm
Lol knock and dont run...awesome

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJA17Nribc
so funny! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: ray mck on March 23, 2013, 02:59:27 pm
thanks whizz ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Whizz-Bizz on March 23, 2013, 03:25:02 pm
thanks whizz ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
it does get stuck in your head I think 100 million door bells ringing lol